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Entry #23. November 4th 2008.
Campsite updates!

As said at the end of Page #1, I had to start a new page for ease of everything, so here we are again... and so, as I was saying, we spent a day in Prairie du Chien, as we were due to be helping Kevs friends on their farm... as it turned out, there was some miscommunication and general confusion as to where we were, so in the end, we didn't get picked up and so spent the day doing laundry and groceries before heading out again today.

We are camped on Island 188, or as we have dubbed it, "Spider Island 2" due to the amazing amount of the little critters all over the place. They are making webs on you before you have even sat down for dinner! Oh, and it's Spider Island 2 because it's not the first we have been to like it... but to explain, as usual lets go back a few days and get back up to date.

On Tuesday morning, (1 week ago already!) we were up early at 0615 to bid a fond farewell to Jamie and Jane as they left for work, before getting all our kit together in the garage, clouds of breath condensing in the frosty -2C air.
The grass outside had a good thick white frost over it, and as we were making our last packing run from the house to the garage, we even had a few flakes of snow drift down. Luckily though, just a few, and just drifting as there was zero wind.
We strapped on the wheels, locked up the house and garage, and set off down to the bay where we'd first met Jamie, before we knew he was Jamie!
The lake was a complete and total change to the way we'd last been on it... and a very welcome change at that. Total glass, dead calm. With the crystal clear blue sky above, the days paddle was looking to be considerably more enjoyable than 2 days earlier.

As we got out about a mile from the bay, the reach increased enough to allow the slight breeze that had picked up to generate some small waves, and as we rounded the Wisconsin point side of the water, that reach increased further, but still nowhere near like the rough stuff before. Having a gentle breeze at the back, and much nicer, well formed smaller waves meant we still had a good paddle alongside Wisconsin for most of the way until we headed back on over to Minnesota as the lake grew to a close. That close did seem to take an age though... Being on the water does play tricks with your depth perception for distance. The end of the lake never seemed to get any closer, and at one point, feeling it must only be 700 to 1000 meters away,  I looked on my GPS and did a distance check to see it was still almost 10 kms!

Eventually though, we did clear the lake and get back onto the more narrow river channel, and it was there we deemed it to be a great time to stop for lunch... the smelly seaweed and shellfish made for an interesting funky-stinky landing, but once beyond them, the breeze carried the pong away. We sat in the shelter of some small bushes, and basked in the glorious sunshine. We dried out any and all gear that had got a bit wet from the crossing, and enjoyed looking at all the nicely shaped rocks that covered our lunch spot... quite a few good skimmers too, so I let fly with a few until I did what I always do, and hurt my shoulder...(not too badly though)... and as I need it, you'd think I'd know better, but no... Oh well.

 

Although adding to the less than pleasant aroma, the stripy shells did look good, so I had to take a snap. I didn't bother with the seaweed... not as good!

The rest of the afternoon was a joy, winding though lots of little island in complete calm conditions, the sun beaming down and the wind dropped to almost nothing. As 5 pm grew near and the sun started to get low, we aimed our bows towards the Wisconsin side of the river and navigated through the shallow reeds, under a (low-enough-to-touch-with my-paddle) railway bridge and round a sheltered little backwater to the planned campsite for the night, Riecks Landing.
Somewhat bare and exposed, it was still a nice little strip of a campsite with power and toilets... $12 on the honesty system (yes, we are honest, we paid) was OK for us, so we set up tents and before the light went completely, grabbed a couple of nice shots of the last light on the fall colours of Wisconsin and the sunset over Minnesota.

 

Having the highway 50 feet away was a bit of a bummer, with plenty of traffic during the evening, but we consoled ourselves with the fact we had power, so this little PC was fired up, and in the warmth of the campfire I got going (there was a pile of left-behind firewood that we felt would be rude to just not use!) we sat and laughed our asses off at some quality comedy.

That night as the first night I got to use my new, new super-dooper Western Mountaineering sleeping bag... and what a first time test it was. The mercury (well, OK, my digital watch, but that doesn't sound as good) dropped to a decidedly brassy MINUS 5.6 degrees!
As we had no shelter, and had a good idea it was gonna get cold, we were prepared... I put on thermals and fleece regardless, and was pleased to say I was pretty comfortable all night. The traffic noise was still a bit of a bummer, but not so bad for most of the dark hours.
 
Waking up was a misty breath affair again, with ice covering most of the inside of my tent, and both of us had white frosty-frozen kayaks. It was a bit of a late start too, and neither of us felt much like moving until the first direct rays of sun hit our tents at about 0830.

We did get up then though, and dragged everything out and about everywhere to lay it in the warming rays, defrosting everything. My sponge was worthy of some video too, as it looked and felt more like a brick... frozen solid!

Once we were all packed up, even though it was still only about 6 degrees, the lack of wind and the dry conditions meant it wasn't too bad. Sliding the boats back into the water was fun though, and showed us how cold it had got. Kevin was quite chuffed to see that we had to break through a good 12mm/ half-inch of ice at the waters edge, and it extended a good 3m out into the water... He got some stuck on his back deck where it remained for the next 1/2 hour or so as it slowly melted away!


 

Once we got back into the channel, it wasn't long before we reached Lock & Dam #4 where we were told we had to wait about 40 minutes for an upstream-bound barge to lock through. As we sat there waiting a large pleasure cruiser turned up, and once the barge had cleared the lock, we got the green light to proceed in. The cruiser motored in ahead of us, and nearly creamed itself up against the concrete... the pilot wasn't allowing for the swirling turbulence created by the lock and the barge... we of course had no such problems and paddled in just fine!

After having 'that sinking feeling' again for about 8 feet, we paddled on downstream following the channel in the still glorious weather.
We have been sing Bald Eagles every day, and this day was no exception, as we saw 2 pairs and at least a dozen others either sitting watching us, or circling above... absolutely fantastic.

 



Many of the islands we pass are public land and so camping is allowed... they also make a great spot to stop for lunch, so that was what we did. The sun rays were great to eat in,and as we still had wet gear to dry out, (the ice had melted) we paid out the tents and aired the sleeping bags whilst we dined.

Continuing on after lunch, I strangely noticed that I recognised the lay of the land ahead of me... even though having never seen it from that particular angle, I recognised it as part of the bike ride route Tom and I had taken 14 months prior on The Northern Tier trip. I even spotted the roadside bikers bar we stopped for lunch and sodas at!

Whilst I was taking a pic to email Tom, Kev decided to paddle 'sans-shirt' as the sun was still worthy of showing skin to... and as he removed his PFD, the marine radio we use to call the lockmasters came unclipped and went for a swim. Bugger. It is waterproof, and so is still probably working... it's just 10-odd feet down. No, it doesn't float...

He was somewhat understandable irked, but with a pragmatic "what do you do?", we paddled on.

As we reached Lock & Dam #5, we were lucky enough to receive a green light, so went straight in, down, and out the other side.

Having had a bit of a late start it was time to find a place to stop, and right out of the lock there was an out-of-season campground on the right. After getting the verbal ok from a local resident we felt good about stopping there, so made camp under a still green, sturdy great Oak tree.  As there was a fire pit, it was only right that we sparked up  a campfire and in the light and heat of that, we sat at a bench and had a great dinner of pasta, washed down with a couple of cold sodas from the still stocked and working machine at the closed office... sweet!

The next morning was slightly windy, but the paddling was still just fine. It was 2 months after leaving Winnipeg, so we were feeling pretty good about ourselves, and wondering quite where all the time and miles went at the same time.
After paddling right into a green-lit L&D #5A (yeah, they must have needed another after building L&D #6) we pondered on whether we actually did need another marine radio, but we also knew we wouldn't always be that fortunate. Once through, a few miles down river found us in Winona, another place Tom and I had been through last year, so I was really enjoying the past-blast.
Kev really needed new tyres for his wheels as the old ones were very near shot, falling to bits like mine had. Whilst I watched the gear and sat and read my book, he did his Forrest Gump bit and ran into town to see what he could find.
Having found no joy at 4 places, Kev was at his 5th attempt in an auto-parts store and having got another negative answer, must have done his best helpless-look, as a great guy named Jim offered to run him 3 miles out of town to the farm supplies shop.
3 chapters and 2 hours later, Kev returned to where I was sat reading, complete with Hardies Thickburgers! AWESOME! I knew Winona had a Hardies, and was just hangin' to chow down on some, so lunch in the sun was another glorious affair.
And he got his wheels too, so we were both pretty happy...

Due to the long break in Winona, we'd only got 9 more miles done, just reaching L&D #6, which was the last lock of the day... we wanted to get it over with,  and once we'd pulled the cord and the siren sounded, the lockmaster knew we were there... "5 minutes" was blared at us over the loudspeaker, and sure enough, 5 minutes later the lock was full and the gates were opened.
Once we cleared the downstream gates, we were pleasantly surprised to see Jim there fishing, and kinda waiting to see if we'd got that far. He'd mentioned to Kev earlier that there was a good resteraunt/bar near the dam, and so pointed it out to us, and even reckoned they'd let us camp there for the night.

It all sounded pretty good to 2 tired paddlers, so we landed ourselves right on the little beach at the bar, Kev did the recce, and 45 minutes later, we were pitched in the back garden, washed up (kinda) in the dunny, and sat at the bar with a coldie in hand. Not bad!
The food was hot, the beer was cold, and after a good fill we retired for the night. The evening was amazingly warm having had a southerly breeze spring up as we pulled in, so with a comfy temperature and full bellies to sleep on, both of us crashed well, looking forward to the early breakfast we knew was gonna happen back in the bar the next morning!

The night was pretty warm through until about 0400 when I had to zip up my bag all th way, but the trains were relentless as usual, so I was glad I had had a few beers and a big feed, as it helped me drop back asleep after each locomotive blasted past.

Before heading in for blueberry pancakes and sausage patties, the sunrise beckoned me again... it was too good not to capture... 



Fortunately, the old "red sky in the morning" proverb proved incorrect that day as it was an amazing day... For most of the day, especially during the morning, the water was like glass, and considering we were only 1 day away from November, it was pretty damn fine to be paddling shirtless in the afternoon sun again.



Most of the afternoon we followed the channel, but as it grew later towards find-a-campsite time, we started to check out our options. We knew there was campsites on both sides of the river, but as the first one on the MN side wass deserted and locked up, we opted to paddle the 3 miles down and across  to a known-to-be-open campsite in Wisconsin. We navigated our way off the channel and round some little islands, both of us well aware to make plenty of noise due to the large amount of duck-hunters in the area. The camo gear and camo boats might help them blend in visually, but the BAM! BAM! BA-BAM, BAMBAMBAM!!! kinda gives them away... for some ducks though, it's a bit late by then!

So after 28.5 miles of wonderful paddling, we were pretty toasted but happily tired as we pulled into Waters Edge Marina and CG. The manager there was a good bloke, and gave us the basic camp rate, but with a free power hook-up so we could charge phones etc. The sunset (yes, another bloody sunset...!) was awesome, and I don't think I will ever tire of them... so of course, I took a dozen or so pix of it... and here's a few I hope you enjoy too:

    



We washed up, and man it felt good to have a hot shower, and then went to sit in the picnic shelter and watch some comedy with dinner... But in the end we just scoffed down a tin of soup as we both decided it'd be a good idea as we had a bench and power to sit and type updates.
It was then I made a joyous discovery... FREE WIFI! COOL! So we sat in the shelter, neither of us doing updates, as we both took the opportunity to email a bunch of people, do internet banking, and see who is poking me on bloody Facebook!


The night was an absolute nightmare of trains... although the temperature was fine, no wind or moisture, the shaking ground, rumbling thunder and blaring horns of the consistent trains during the night meant little sleep was had... I lost count after about the 14th train. The fact that the tracks were literally 20m away didn't help at all.
Nevertheless, we were up and out, on the water by 0800 looking forward to another perfect day. Flat calm water took us to L&D #8... it seemed to take forever to reach it as usual, but at least it was an easy forever.
Leaving the lock, we played a quick game we've taken to playing; guess the number of fishing boats. Each lock we pass through seems to have a decent gathering of small powerboats and fishermen sitting there... I guess the downstream side of a dam makes for a good fishing hole. This one proved to be no exception with 8 boats dotted around the pool... sometimes we've seen over 20... but that day was a more average day.

I'd got a bit of a headache going on, most probably due to the constant noise and vibration of the past nights train activity, but the strong reflections of the sun might have added to it, so I was keeping the water intake up, and my hat jammed low.
It was a busy day on the water too, with some big barge traffic passing us, as well as a lot of smaller powerboats.





The barges are fine... and who's gonna argue with them anyway? But really, they give no wake at all, they are moving so slowly. Some courteous smaller-boat pilots slowed right down creating no or little wake, giving us a wide berth, but they were the exception, with most just blasting past at full tilt giving us a good rockin' n rollin wake to ride over. Aside from the annoying wake, the noise was a real pain too. One really good guy took almost 5 minutes to slowly motor past before he opened it up ahead of us, but then there was the opposite rule with one plonker watching us till be got close, then blasting away like a scared deer, leaving us pitching and rolling in a cloud of fumes. Tool!

It wasn't far from lunchtime, so we began to look for a nice spot to stop, and as we were paddling along looking, Kev spotted a sign on one of the islands which we were pretty pleased to see... Iowa! Another state down! So lunch was spent in Iowa for a change.

 


We spent a large amount of lunch watching little lady-bugs (or as we understand, a new Asian variety anyway) fly all over us... One in particular found itself stuck in a small sand dune... it would walk up a bit, fall down, kick its legs like mad for a few seconds, the SPROING! Open its wings and spring back upright like some wind-up kids toy. After 5 or 6 attempts to carefully scale the dune (by dune I mean a 3cm hollow in the sand!) it made its way successfully out to climb up a twig and take off. Quite why it didn't just fly out the dune we don't know, but it passed a few minutes for us anyway!

Just after lunch, we paddled back into the past again for me, as we arrived in Lansing, another place Tom and I passed through last year. This time I got to paddle under the bridge and hear again the familiar noise of the cars on the grates above.



As we paddle along, we see a lot of navigation markers and buoys... they mark the deeper channel so the barges know where to go and not run aground... less of a problem for us obviously, but we do tend to follow the channel for the most part. The day markers also often have the number of river miles to the end of the upper Mississippi on them. we passed one such marker in the afternoon that had a particularly significant number... if you are religious or listen to Iron Maiden that is...

"
Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short…Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast, for it is a human number.... Its number is Six hundred and sixty six"



We laughed our asses off when we saw the pentagram painted on the marker though... that was the best bit!

We ended the day at a fairly respectable 27.5 miles, pulling in at "Island 191" as it is labeled on the map... or as we dubbed it "Spider Island" as we were covered in the little buggers almost right away. Not that they were any real problem, but they did get into everything.
The island was bloody great though. We were wondering quite where we'd stop as a lot of the islands had thinned out and left us just after leaving Lansing, so by late afternoon, seeing 191 in the distance was a good thing to aim for.

We had to leave the main channel and for once found ourselves scraping over the sandy bottom through the reeds to get to the shore, but once there, it was very worth the effort.

The land was solid earth, covered in a bed of golden soft leaves and we had plenty of overhead shelter too.
Once we'd dragged the boats in and set up tents, we went about gathering dead wood to make a superb fire. Using a huge curling tree root as a back-rest and some old large tree stumps as heat reflectors, we got the fire loaded up and sat basking in it's orange warmth and light as we typed updates on the laptops... Awesome!





Leaving the shelter of the island the next morning, we discovered the reason for the good warm nights sleep we'd enjoyed. The wind was coming out of the south again at a reasonable rate, and although bringing nice warm air, it was bringing it a bit too strongly for our liking, so we had a decent chop on the water to knock through first thing. Sunrise was pretty again, so as always, I felt it worthy of a picture... digital photography... gotta love it!


As we left the land however, the sun went up above the clouds, and the rain began coming down a little, but in general, it wasn't too bad and after about 40 minutes paddling, we reached L&D #9. We had to wait there for about a half-hour as we'd arrived at just the wrong time. A barge had just locked through, and there was a queue for the next passage... but luckily only 1 barge was ahead of us, and he went through without a problem. Leaving the lock, we were surprised to see only a few fishing boats the other side, but we did get to see our fair supply of Bald Eagles again... always a pleasure!

We arrived at the Prairie Du Chien boatramp by mid afternoon, and after a quick chat to a couple of fishermen, Kev learnt that they knew of a friends new hotel that was being built, and believed we could leave our kayaks at the old place whilst we went to visit Kevs friends near Madison. That being the info, we hitched up the wheels and rolled the mile or so to the motel where the wonderful Polish couple, John and Donna, who ran it were kind enough to let us have a room for the boats.

Once we'd unloaded, it was nearly 5pm and we were still waiting for a call from Kevs friends. They'd said they would see us from the bridge, but given that the bridge is over 150 feet high and over 1 mile wide, we did wonder how well that'd work...We did get the call, but after standing by the side of the road in the dark and the rain for 3 hours, we were getting a bit worried. After speaking with his mum, Kev eventually learnt that there was some confusion as to where we were, and that they'd gone back home, thinking we'd left. All a bit of a (not-so-funny-for-anyone) comedy of errors, but we were relieved to know they were OK and back home at least.
So we stayed the next day in PDC to do laundry, groceries and updates. We also did a bit of work with John on the new motel... we looked at hiring a car, but given that there were no hire companies in town, that option was out... Donna said she;d trade us: help john for a while, and we could use her car for the afternoon! Sweet! That worked well for us all, so after clearing up the back area of wood offcuts, sidings, and general construction rubbish, we then cleared away the old signs and flowerbeds out front before washing up and doing the drive around. A very good deal we thought!

After spending an hour or so typing updates, we went over to a family resteraunt for a pretty darn good roast beef dinner, and use of the internet where I posted some of the website, as did Kev. Culvers Frozen Chocolate Custard dessert was a good way to end the night too!

So going back all the way to where I started this lengthy entry (and I will try to be shorter and more regular from now on I promise!) we had a late exit from PDC... Culvers opened again at 1000, so we stopped there to check email and have an early lunch before rolling on back down to the boatramp and setting paddle south again.

Whilst we stayed within the islands, the weather was quite nice, but as we left their shelter, the wind was creating some decent chop again. Although it was warm and we'd been sans-shirt again (hey, without shirts in November!? Not bad I reckon!) the wind and spray made it a bit too cool for me, so I put my shirt and paddle jacket on but Kev decided to brave it out a bit more. It was a reasonable good day given that we had such a late start, but with it now being daylight saving, the darkness creeps in faster and sooner, so by 1700, we had to make sure we had a place to stop for the night as it's as good as dark by 1730.
Not bothering to stop for lunch, after nearly 17 miles the last part of which was getting a bit windy and cold, we pulled in and stopped in the shelter of Spider Island 2... the sun was already set beyond the Iowa hills, and so it made for yet another chance for me to take a sunset pic.


Once we were set up and in tents, I made a concerted effort to get updates done... and where I realised after pondering on it all day that a new page would be much faster to work on, I began this update... (it's now the 7th..!).
The night wasn't too windy or cold, but the next morning wasn't looking too good...

So, I will pick up the rest of this and get up to date shortly...

RWK.

Out. (for a mo!).


Entry #24. November 7th 2008.
Down in Dubuque!

On the 5th, at 0600, we got up and by 0700, broke camp from Spider Is 2, and were paddling back into the channel into another day of not-so-great weather. Yes, I know I go on about the weather, but it's important too! Especially to us, and sometimes there's not so much else to report... although i could write about my mental ramblings, this isn't a "blog", it's a paddle-journal... There's a difference!

Anyway, mental ramblings aside, we paddled the 2.5 miles through the rough water to L&D #10 where Kev got to use his new marine radio to radio ahead. After asking what the status on us locking though was, we were told it's be at least an hours wait as there were a couple of barges coming upstream. He asked if there was an identified portage, to which the lockmaster replied "I don't know what you are asking"... a bit of a concern! Putting it in plain English, Kev asked "Is there a way we can CARRY our kayaks around the lock?" to which we were told yes there was.

For yet another time on this trip, I got to visit a blast from the past, as by portaging around the inside of the lock, we walked through a small part of the town of Guttenburg, where Tom and I stayed 1 night last year. Cool!

We put back in at the DNR boatramp where it was a bit calmer than upstream and set off again. Shortly after leaving the town behind, we got to see a couple of Bald Eagles right down on the waterline where they were eating their fresh catch of the day, a juicy great fish. Kev got some great pix as he managed to (accidentally) drift in closer, and I got some cool video too. Up close on the same eye level as us, we could really see just how big they are. Sat on the beach, they had to be around 2 feet high!

We spent a lot of the day doing a good job of hiding behind the islands, paddling though the sloughs ('sloffs') to avoid the wind which was by then gusting at well over 20mph. We had the odd channel crossing to battle through, an as Kev discovered to his dismay, it is best to remember to wrap up in your paddle jacket before attempting such a crossing. We got into the shelter of another island, but not before he was almost soaked through. the crossings were so rough that the water was breaking up and over our heads sometimes...

Paddling in such conditions is a real pain... sometimes you make it over a wave just fine, but other times it'll slam down over you... the water rushes up the front deck, hits the deck bag and explodes in your face... Paddling hard, sometimes you crest a wave and your paddle misses the water, whipping through empty space, throwing you off balance... other times you get dunked in a trough, or atop a peaking wave and your arm gets submerged up to your elbow...  Paddling usually requires a good rhythm, but when you're battling the waves, forget it... again, one of the things we ponder on as we try to take our minds of things!

So after the soaking, we found an OK-ish beach to stop on... it was a bit muddy and mucky at the shoreline, but the dry grasses up the bank a bit looked, smelt and felt like hay, so sitting in them was quite nice. Just as well it was a quiet backwater slough though, as the sight of Kev sitting there in just his undies, drying out his clothes, might have shocked a passing fisherman!

16 miles done, as we sat having a great lunch (yeah, mayo and avocado etc again!), one thing I distinctly remembered from the last bike trip through Iowa was still very present in my mind... and my nose. The all purveying smell of cow poo. Yep, still present!

Hoping to get another 10 miles or so done before it got too dark, we set off again and leaving the last decent slough we'd had lunch in, we were parry to find that by hugging the Iowa coast, the waves were much less... and possibly so as the wind seemed to have died a fair bit too.

As it was much nicer to paddle in, we even got the chance to take a few more pictures.
I saw a few turtles out sunning themselves, and marvel at their climbing ability...some were a a good few feet up out of the water on rocks and tree limbs, and a short while later we passed the small, no TINY, village and marina of Waupeton... which clearly is hard to find as people must ask "Where the #@!! is Waupeton?"...

 

Chortling to ourselves about that one, we decided we'd better check out the map... looking ahead of us, we could see the islands ended quite soon, and Dubuque was another 16 miles away... too far to make that evening.

Rosepoint Island was the best choice for the night, and after 23+ miles, it was still a decent day given the windy conditions.
I pulled up to the first available spot to recce that area, and kev paddles on around the other side to see what he could see. Using the walkie-talkies, we compared results, and it seemed that he'd probably found the better spot, and he certainly had.

The campsite was pretty well sheltered from the southerly wind, had easy access from the water, a big fire ring
ready-made with some pre-chopped wood (although we gathered our own)... but the kicker was the sweet table someone had made some effort at making out of tree stumps and boards!

 
  

We guessed as this is a public land island, that there is a local who likes this particular spot, and so has gone to a bit of effort there. We were very pleased for that effort, and had a great fire going in no time, tents pitched in the shelter of some fallen trees, and a table to sit and type at. The Johnsonville Brats we skewered onto $1 Wal-mart toasting forks sizzled and popped over the coals as we cooked them to perfection... bloody awesome!



Tired, full and ready for sleep, we crashed at around 8pm and I had a pretty darn good nights sleep. It didn't'
t drop below 13 degrees, so we were both plenty warm. I woke up at 0430, ready awake for the 0500 alarm I'd set... I was hoping I'd just woken up ready, not because of what I thought I'd heard... but unfortunately, I had heard correctly. he rumblings of thunder. As the second rumble rolled, light flared across my tent... but somehow, it didn't seem right, so I peeked out to see the floodlights of a passing barge.
Hoping that we would escape the storm, and having only distant rumbles, I did the dash to the bushes for the morning call of nature... Luckily, I was all done just in time as a huge crack boomed overhead, a blast of lightning lit up the island, and then the heavens opened! Where the hell did that come from!?

I dashed back even faster to my tent, torch-beam bouncing all over the place, and dived in as the rain pelted down. We decided to wait it out, and ended up actually having another 90 minutes snooze.

Once the storm passed, and feeling a bit robbed of our planned good early start, we packed up fairly quickly and hit the water, neither of us looking forward to getting back across the channel.
As before, we got smacked around no end by the 20-30 mph headwind, riding good 2-4 foot waves for a solid 2 hours hard paddle. As we cleared the point, we got a bit of a break for 20minutes or so before having to push out and on more into a nasty section where the wind was gusting hard at us from the right, often hitting at over 40 mph. One gust nearly knocked us both over, but paddles working furiously, we managed to stay upright and get across it to th shelter of another small bay.
It wasn't on my GPS, but we had a small marina and small boat channel that had been built around what was Mud Lake that we could follow, and whilst it was shallow in the odd spot, it was almost flat calm. It was a much better bit of water to be in, and we enjoyed it for over 2 miles before having to return to the main channel.

By then, the mainland of Iowa was giving us some decent protection, and as the lock was on the same side of the river as us, we just hugged the coastline along until we reached L&D #11.
We'd noticed that like yesterday, the barge traffic we'd seen whilst out on the water was almost zero... but as we got to the dam, there they were! Kev radioed ahead and we were told we'd have to wait for a northbound barge to finish locking through, but after that, we were good to go.
After a good 30 minute wait, and with no portage option this time, we were pleased to paddle into the lock, only to have to wait another 15 minutes whilst they sent the electrician to fix Gate #3, as it wasn't moving!
Eventually, we had that sinking feeling again, and although we were aware there was another northbound barge waiting downstream to lock through, and although we knew HE knew we were coming out, when the lock gates opened, the sight of a 100 foot wide, 20 foot high brown steel nose of a barge staring right down at us  from 30 feet away was a bit daunting!

The barge had left us a 20 foot gap to paddle out of, which we did quick smart, and straight into some more lousy waves and nailing headwind...! Man, it just sucked...

By then, we were in the northern area of Dubuque, and also had left Wisconsin behind, now having Illinois to our left.
With no islands on which to camp for another 10-12 miles, having had no lunch and it being almost 3pm, we decided to see what could be found in town.
As we pulled up at a small beach, the huge railway swingbridge near us began to swing open to allow the incoming barge to pass under it. The opening of the bridge was impressive enough, but the size of the barge blew us away... it was at least 1200 feet long, and a smaller tug had to come out from the marina to help push the barge into position... pretty amazing!

After watching the barge pass, we opted to get out on the Iowa side as that was where we were. Not wanting to battle up and over the rocks beyond the beach we were at, we put back in and paddled round into a small marina which had a fair amount of paddle steamers moored in there... not the least of which was the Diamond Joe Casino. Gambling on land is illegal in Iowa, but it's OK on the river... go figure. So that was why this casino was floating!


With nowhere to get out in the marina, we went back outside to another small beach we'd passed that had good easy access from it, and pulled up there. With the boats on the wheels, we rolled through the flood wall to the casino carpark where Kev did his "Run, Forrest run" again, and returned with the great news that the US Coastguard station were happy to have us leave our boats in their yard.

With permission from me to "shoot to kill", we left the coastguard guys keeping an eye on our craft (as well as the waters of the US) and with bags over shoulders, we wandered into town to see what was what.

A&W was what was what we found first... as the burgers arrived, so did one of the CG guys, Corey, who we'd spoken to earlier. A bit of a keen traveler himself, we ended up sharing adventure stories and advice most of the evening. He was kind enough to give us a ride up the road to a motel too, where we are resting up now.

We are both only too well aware that we need to get south as soon as possible... not just for the time frame of things in general, as well as my dwindling funds (yes, I will accept charitable donations, I'm not proud... well, not THAT proud!) but for the fact it is getting COLD up here. But given that today we woke to snow flurries, but tomorrow is due to be slightly warmer and less windy, we opted for the day off.

We both really needed to get updates done, and I really wanted to see my girlie and chat on Skype... and so far we have done quite well with the things we wanted to do.

So I am now done and up to date at last! The next job is to create the second web album, so I might have a crack at that after lunch....

But for now...

RWK

OUT.


Entry #25. November 9th 2008.
Cold days and campfire nights.

Leaving Dubuque wasn't quite the nightmare I'd been building it up to be. It wasn't 20 degrees (celcius) and sunny, but it wasn't frozen death like I thought it might.

We got up Saturday morning after a good rest day getting all the updates done. I'd slept kinda OK, but aside from knowing time and money are both in short supply, the impending cold weather was playing on my mind somewhat. As I said to Kev, it sort of felt like waiting for surgery... I'd just be glad to get on with it, and have it over and done with.

Looking out of our window, it was wet, overcast, windy... and snowing. Bloody hell... Fortunately, as we ate brekky, it did seem to lighten up somewhat. It was still 2 degrees C however!

Corey popped back up to the motel and had some breakfast with us before giving us a ride back to our boats, via the supermarket for some last minute supplies... bread, a few extra cans of soup, that kind of thing. Our hopes for a good paddle were lifted somewhat with the weather being a bit better down in the town. Plus, we were better dressed... Going to breakfast in shorts wasn't good at all!

A local raccoon had been at my kayak it seemed, as the cockpit cover was off, and the trash I'd forgotten to bin was ripped apart on the ground. At least my cockpit cover was intact. After clearing up, then loading up the boats, we put in right at the coastguards dock and after bidding Corey a "rock-solid cheers dude and catcha later", at 1115, with great trepidation, we paddled out of the harbour.

To coin a phrase... "What a difference a day makes". The wind had shifted almost 180 degrees and was now milder (both in strength and unfortunately, temperature) and blowing from the west-north-west. The water was pretty much flat, so feeling a lot better quite quickly, we started to knock out some miles.

Lunch was a brief affair of left over pizza... neither of us were that hungry after the big later breakfast we'd had, plus the thought of getting out and stopping for too long, standing in the cold wind, plus being a bit wet, really wasn't very appealing.

Considering the late start we'd had, we did a good 18 miles before stopping at Scott Island for the night. The wind behind us and the decent current had a lot to do with it, but not having to battle waves and being able to consistently paddle strong helped too.

After having to painfully walk  20-odd feet through the icy shallow water, pulling the kayaks up onto Scott Island, we both frantically changed into dry gear, set up the tents quick-smart, then set about making a camp fire.
The damp leaves and dead wood didn't make it an easy task though... Eventually, after scrounging around under some logs for dry leaves, tinder, whatever we could find, and balling up some dunny roll, I used my magnesium flint to get it burning well.

Kev and I alternated blowing like mad on the small stuttering flames, as the other crunched up more small twigs and leaves until between us, we had a decent little fire going. Normally we have one blazing inside of 5 minutes but this one was a mission taking about 20 minutes to really get going.

Once the fire was burning steadily and we'd got ourselves set up around it, clothes drying on sticks all around too, the evening was looking much better. Well, late afternoon really, but as it is now dark by 5.30 pm, it certainly feels like evening.
With the brats toasting over the fire again, we sat and dined like kings...! Mmmmm.

Grunting deer and honking trains aside, we had a pretty decent nights sleep, and waking at 0600 on Sunday morning, my watch told me it was a crisp 0.3 degrees! Brrrr! A lot colder than the projected 5C, but at least everything was dry. Once packed up, getting the boats into the water was again, a painful affair having to walk them out to deep enough water. We both opted to do it barefoot, then once in the kayaks, dry off. Once dry, I also put on my aqua-socks too, just for some added insulation.

With thermals underneath and beanie on top, I was reasonably snug as we set forth... I just hoped we stayed dry, cos that makes all the difference.

We arrived at L&D #11 after a few miles paddling, and again, Kev did the radio in and we got a green light straight away which was nice. Neither of us felt much like sitting around waiting. Paddling in the cold is OK whilst you are moving, but stopping for more than a 2 minute arm-break become less than enjoyable.

Hence why neither of us were all that keen on lunch! Normally, lunch is something we both look forward to with a great degree of anticipation... especially when we have fresh bread, ham, avocados and mayo. Today... not so much. Just tooooooo darn cold. We ended up rafting up together for about 5 minutes and both wolfing down a tin of cold soup each... whilst drifting downriver. At least we didn't waste time! We knew we needed to eat, but the feeling of the cold soup sliding down and chilling your innards took away from the tastiness of it!

We saw a couple of interesting things during the day,but due to the cold, not many pictures were taken... at least not by me. Kev got to re-visit part of HIS bike ride, from 2005, as we paddled under Sabula bridge... one which he had taken on his way from NY to LA, so he ad to get pix of that understandably. Also, we saw more bald eagle activity... one swooped down out of the sky to pluck a fish from the water, but then get into a fight with a juvenile baldie and drop the fish! Perhaps it was parent teaching offspring... we don't know, but it was cool to see.  
Passing a huge chunk of dead tree sticking out of the water, we saw it was covered lower down in white eagle-poo and over the top, crusted in dried blood and fish bits... a fine dining spot in the middle of the river!

All in all, the day was actually quite decent... as a day that has a high of 3.5 degrees can be. The wind was at our backs for the most part, which was just as well as it delivered and icy chill to exposed skin. There were a few fleeting flakes of snow, but the wind stayed low, there was no rain, and we covered 30 miles by the time we aimed for land.

Given that the islands we were paddling past were the last near us, and there were no more islands or places to stop at for the next 10 miles, we knew it'd be too late to try to get across the lake we were about to reach.

Deciding that having done a respectable 30 miles we could call it a day, around 3.15 pm, we pulled into a previously unnamed island... that I have now dubbed "Deadwood Island", where we made camp and again, after a bit of a damp-tinder struggle, we'd got a nice campfire going again.

Using sticks to hang stuff on, so as to dry out the gear, we then set up tents before dining on brats by the fire once more... awesome!



We know it is gonna get cold tonight for sure... not just because the weather forecast on the marine radio says so either... but by 5pm, both our boats had ice on them... and my bungy-cargo net was frozen into position, looking more like fencing wire than elastic!

The low for the night is projected to be a bone-chilling minus 5, so we will both linger by the fire for a while... that's where we are both sat now actually... typing this update... before retreating to our tents and layering up good and true. My new bag is great, and rated to minus 7, but I am a cold sleeper, as you know... so it'll be full thermals, full fleece and my Reactor Thermalite liner too, for sure!

OK, time to save this then warm my hands at the fire!

Cheers!

RW Toasty K.

OUT.



Entry #26. November 12th 2008.
It's (n)ice in the sun...


Surprisingly, the night wasn't as cold as it was going to be, but it was definitely sub-zero. I woke up just before the 0600 alarm and as it went off a few minutes later I gave Kev the wake-up yell. He replied that it was too cold and wanted another half-hours snooze, so just before 0700, as some wonderful golden rays of the sun were hitting our tents, we got up and out.

Waking to still below freezing conditions is SO much easier when you peek out the tent and see clear blue skies and the sun beaming out some warmth. It did wonders for our morale and so breaking camp was much easier.
Once we'd packed everything and hauled the boats over to the waters edge, we had the painful task of getting them out to deeper water. By walking through the water... which was covered in a good 8mm of ice! Crunching through it, grinning (well grimacing) and bearing it, we walked out 5 or 6 meters until we could float and jump in. Toweling off my throbbing feet was agony, but things improved once dry and clad in dry socks...which were black, so I sat with my feet up in the air, warming them up further in the sunbeams for 5 minutes!

We left the shelter of our little island to push the 6-odd miles across the lake to the next lock and dam, and were just loving the sunshine. I had my watch strapped to the deck again, and for sun, was comparing temperatures. On the left, sunny side of my kayak, it was almost 10 degrees, but when I put it across to the windy shaded side, it was 0.3 degrees! The cold was even more evident due to the build up of ice down my right side!
As we paddle, there is usually a small amount of paddle spray: water droplets that come off the blade as it exits the water. With the fortunately low 5mph breeze, and the forecast ambient temperature of 1C, all the droplets were hitting my right arm and back, and freezing on me! Far out! We were very glad the wind wasn't stronger and/or the sun was clouded over. Kev was pretty well iced up too, especially over his PFD and spray-skirt.

 

After locking through, our main port of call for the day was Clinton marina, as that was where Kevs friends (that we didn't meet up with) had posted the new river maps he ordered. We were doing OK as we got there too, as it was nice and calm downstream of the lock. We were starting to see a lot more in the way of industry too, as there were lots of loading gantries and conveyors to take all the goods from the various barges off the river. One place in particular caught my eye, as it looked somewhat out of place, and something more commonly found in Europe...



I don't know for sure, but I am thinking that the loading chutes, silos and large buildings I saw next to the windmill could be the big modern bakery... hence the old-school mill. The breeze was blowing the wrong way, but I am sure my keen nose detected a hint of bread being baked! Just a guess though... either way, it was a cool thing to see and made a change from all the other modern monsters we saw for the rest of the afternoon:



So anyway, after a bit of getting out and running around the marina, Kev returned with the maps... and was somewhat surprised and left wondering as to where to put them, as they were at least twice the size he'd expected. As I said to him, if he had a captains chart table on his bridge, he'd be OK... but a 10 inch by 20 inch front deck area just isn't big enough! So some cutting and trimming is gonna be in his, and the maps future!
There was much temptation to be had at the marina too, as there was a Wendys, a Burger King and a DQ just along the road, but I was proud of myself by just ignoring them and looking forward to my $1.50 tin of soup! Kev was kinda pleased I didn't cave too, as he needs very little persuasion as it is!

The day clouded over towards late afternoon and by early afternoon we realised we were going to be out of islands again. The next set were a good 10 more miles from the last of the ones near us, so by 4pm, as there was a huge island just ahead of us, it seemed like a good enough spot to call it a day. The wind was now blowing out of the south too, bringing some welcome warm air, so setting up camp on Veterans Island, was a bit more pleasant than previous nights.
Again, the starting of the campfire was a lot harder than it should have been given the resources, both mental and actual, that we had at hand. The driest wood we could find was shaved into tiny slivers... we used a lighter Kev has... we tried to light some paper... I sparked like mad on my magnesium flint... and still nothing would catch and get going. In the end, whilst Kev was still whittling, lighting, blowing and cursing, I said sod it, and grabbed my stove from the kayak. With a mini F14 after-burners blasting gas flames at the tinder and kindling, it might not have been very "Man vs Wild" but it did the job! And anyway, it's all about adapting, using the resources at hand etc etc...

After a hot tin of soup, some pretzels and a good warming by the well-deserved fire, I was pretty tired, so hit the sack by 8.30 leaving Kev typing by the flames. And trying not to almost melt his PC again like he did the night earlier!

The alarm went off at 0600, so I gave Kev the yell. He responded that he was ready to go, and just as we were unzipping our sleeping bags, the distinct sound of precipitation hitting tent fly gave us both a cause to pause... and bloody typically, it stared to rain pretty good. We knew it was likely, but had both hoped to be all cocooned in our boats and out paddling before it hit. Neither of us felt much like breaking camp in the rain, so decided to give it 30mins to see how it got. After 45 I called Kev and got no response. By 0700, I still couldn't raise him. By 0745 I had to visit the bathroom tree and given that the rain was light and not so bad after all, I packed up and got up.
We now know that once wrapped up in his hood, Kev can't hear much... At almost 8 am, I had to yell at him from right outside his tent before he woke up! So we had a bit of a late start, finally off afloat by 0915.
Slight panic occurred as I set off as my rudder was totally unresponsive... I thought maybe a cable had snapped but after a quick check over and feel around I realised that somehow, both my pedals had self-adjusted themselves to the end of travel... Once I'd reset and locked them in place, we were good to head off into the gray gloom.
And trey gloom was how most of the day went. We really didn't expect to get all that far, and were just hoping to make a few decent miles, maybe 10 or so, before we'd had enough but in the end, we were pleasantly surprised to see we'd done just about 20.

After leaving the nights campsite we battled across some open water and got the first of the hard rain in our faces before the wind rain and spray eased up to a constant steady heavy drizzle/light rain which persisted all day. Not long after setting out, probably after 4 or 5 miles, we paddled past a Holiday Inn Express, right next door to a boat storage marina... again, temptation was waggled in my face, but given that at the time I wasn't too wet or cold, and economizing was strong in my mind, I padded on past. Kev admitted he'd have caved very easily if I'd had given the motel the green light, but was glad I didn't...

We didn't do very well with lock-luck either, as we ended up having to wait over 45 minutes to pass through due to a barge going downstream ahead of us, and then one coming upstream past us.hanging onto the side of the lock, trying to stay out of the wind whilst getting slapped around by the waves was lousy.. that and the fact we were both wet through, blue and shivering was really sucky. I managed to use my small anchor rope and wedge it into a crack in the wall so I didn't have to use my frozen fingers to hang onto the metal or concrete side, but Kev didn't have any rope so his fingers were iceblocks.

Eventually, we got locked through, and once paddling again, we warmed up a little... but as the afternoon began, we were getting colder and wetter. I was just glad it wasn't as cold as the day before or we'd have been popsicles. Our maps wern't showing us much in the way of campsites, and after being told there was no camping at a boatramp and picnic area, we pushed on further, by then both resigned to the uneconomical fact that there were 4 big(ish) cities around us, and no campsites, so a motel was probably gonna have to be the way.

By about 3.30, and feeling like 20 miles in crap weather was something quite worthy, we pulled in at a boatramp that we'd been aiming for in Bettendorf.
Just as we got there, a school bus pulled in to the parking lot, and the driver gave us a wave. We waved back, and carried on getting warmer drier gear on and setting up the wheels. The next thing we knew, the driver, a great guy named Bill, had come over to see what we were up to. He had thought that the other truck in the lot was our support vehicle...
(We'd chatted to that fella a bit too, but he was just getting out of the house whilst his wife did the vacuuming!)

When Bill saw the gear we had, and that we were expedition kayakers not day-trippers, he came over to see what was happening. We gave him our story and it turned out he is an active and keen paddler himself, having done many wilderness expeditions in his own handmade (by Bill himself!) canoe... some expeditions as far up as the Arctic circle! We were (quite obviously) mightily impressed. He said he had to finish his bus run, but would be keen to pick us up later and have us stay the night...WOW, awesome..., just when we really needed one, a paddle-angel appears!

We had a great night, staying with Bill and his wife Ann, and also getting to meet Bills mate and adventure buddy, Ron, also a very keen paddler. We spent the evening trading amazing stories ( the amazing being from them, but ours are pretty good though...!) and having some local, and very good, pizza. Laundry was also kindly offered, so all the wet gear was cleaned and dried.

After a solid nights sleep, we got all our gear together and got ready to hit the road again. Bill had left very early to do his us run, and Ann had also left for work, but by 0900, Bill returned and after a quick detour to the grocery store for supplies, and Burger King foir a late brekky/early lunch, he took us back down to the same boatramp to put back in.

Ron came down to see us there too, and we were awesomely surprised to see he'd brought us some of his own special supplies too... No, not home brew... but even better! Home made dehydrated goodies including beef, pickles and apple slices. We also have a pumpkin bread that is gonna go down a treat at the next campfire we spark up!
Ron is a bit of a culinary expert, we heard, and from the wonderful tastes we are experiencing, we agree!

Kevin had been contacted a while ago by a guy named Dana Starkell, who had also kayaked the river like we did...But he did it 28-odd years ago with his father, Don Starkell and they continued to go a heck of a lot further, blowing out a Guinness World Record holding canoe trip of over 12,000 miles!!

Dana's mum still lives in Winnipeg, and that was how he'd got in touch with Kev... and as he lives in Bettendorf, he came down to see us too!

We felt quite humbled and honoured to be in the company of such paddle experts, and when we heard that Dana's father had clocked up over 75,000 miles paddling, we were blown away... amazing! We love what we are doing, but we also love other things too, so I don't think we'll have the dedication to come anywhere near to that amount!

Getting a send off from the guys was really cool, and so by 1100, we were off again, paddling into a not-as-bad-as-we thought day.



L-R: Kev, Bill, Dana, Ron and Me... in my sexy thermal pants!

Waiting at L&D #15, we found it nowhere near as bad as the other day because the temperature was at least 3 times what it was for the last 40+ minute wait... somewhere around 12 degrees felt like a comparative heatwave!
We had "NO IDENTIFIED PORTAGE" again, so had to wait for a barge to go south before we got to go through. We realised why we couldn't get out and overland at Arsenal Island... because it is a military base, and even just sitting and waiting by the lock, we got a few looks from some of the people, or probably military personnel walking past...

Ron and Bill told us a good story about strange looking craft too... a few years back, just after 9-11, 2 guys took a home-made boat down the river, and when they were stopped in Minneapolis, they left it to go ashore for a while. They left it moored under a bridge. A friend of theirs is a graphic artist, and had painted a logo on the side... a saying which to them and their friends meant "never gonna make it"... or "something that will go wrong... never work"... the saying was "Ka-Boom!"

So when they got back to their boat, they found it swarming with a dozens of agents from the NSA, FBI, CIA etc etc... all their chained up and locked gear had been cut open and was being looked through.
After a huge drama, they were allowed to go on their way, but not before being told quite sternly to "Paint it over!"... but even after doing so, at each lock they got to, they got greeted with a loud "Hey..! Ka-Boom!!"...

We had a good laugh at that, and it certainly makes our run-ins with the law pale in comparison... somethng which I'm quite happy about!

Anyway, once we got the green light, we locked through a big sized lock... one with a good 14 foot drop, and one that had a lot going on elsewhere as it also had a double-decker road and rail bridge above it which swings out of the way of the locking boat too... a lot to do for the passage of a barge for sure. Needless to say, we didn't warrant the swinging of any bridge, but it was cool to see it all in action for the preceeding barge.

The location of the bridge was just near the original location of the first ever rail bridge to cross the Mississippi. There is just a monument there now, but Bill was telling us the story of the bridge. Until it came along, there was no way to get a train and goods across the huge dividing river, so plans for a bridge were drawn up. The railways that the bride was to connect had been in place in Illinois and Iowa over 2 years prior to the brige arriving, and so 2 years before the bridge was finished, one guy had the idea to get a locomotive across the river on the ice so the Iowa side could start making freight runs up and down the Iowa side of the river. When the ice was thick enough (they were hoping) they used horses to drag the loco over the ice. Men with axes stood close by ready to cut the ropes should the ice break, so the horse wouldn't get dragged to their deaths. They got the engine across successfully though, and it was put into use on one side of the river until the bridge crossing was completed. The steamboats that ran the river then got annoyed because they had to navigate around the supporting columns, so a legal battle began... and the lawyer for the railroads was a young Abraham Lincoln! The verdict ended up being that both had the right to the river, so the boats just had to steer better, but still shortly after, one crashed into the bridge... deliberately or not, they not sure... Hmmmm....?!

Bill also told us recently they celebrated  a big anniversary of the original bridge. Fog was made and pumped out across the river, then a laser display re-created the bridge on the fog... very cool, and I'd have loved to see that.

OK, well, history done with and back to the now...

We had a late start to the day, so wern't expecting too high an amount of miles, but by 1530, we'd almost done 17 miles so were pretty happy. It was getting increasingly foggy and dark so as we'd reached a Bill-recommended campsite, Buffalo Shores, we paddled on over to the boatramp there. Sitting in his 4x4 at the ramp was the local ranger, which was just as well. The campsite was actually closed for the season, but we got the official OK to stop there for the night, and we got to pitch right behind the office out of the wind, and next to as power-outlet!
After pitching tents, (I had to pitch twice as I managed to find the one mega-rocky patch of ground the first time!) we pulled up a bench to have dinner and watch some comedy before knuckling down to some serious update-typing.
Heading for bed at a late-for-us 2100, the campsite was eerily quiet with orange halos of light spreading out from each sodium lamp in the heavy fog... but at least it was a decent 6-odd degrees, and the wind had disappeared.

Strangely enough, the rail-road right next to us had had no trains come along it all afternoon whilst we were paddling, and none during the evening whilst we sat relaxing in camp... rugged up in multiple layers, but relaxing all the same.
We'd noticed that there were quite a few maintenence vehicles running along the tracks during the day (4x4 trucks that have special train-wheels that fold down so they can run alomg the tracks... the regular road tyres have just enough contact to the track to propel the truck, whilst running on the metal wheels... pretty clever!)

So we were hoping that therefore, there would be no trains during the night. As if! Just as we were heading in for bed, the first of about 5 huge rumbling, honking trains came blasting past! Typical!!

Even with the noisy train traffic, I woke up feeling pretty well rested and was up and out by 0615. The fog had lifted and we were both thrilled to see large patched of clear blue sky. We were paddling by 0800, and the predicted gloomy day never quite materialised. It was never going to be a sans-shirt day, but we actually did have some warm hours of paddling. Both of us even took off our gloves and beanies!

We locked through another L&D, #16 this time, to a small drop of 8 feet. The lockmaster was an on-to-it guy though, as he carefully lowered us our ropes so that we could coil them onto the decks of our boats and they stayed dry. Usually the ropes get dropped into the icy water and we end up with finger-popsicles... but not this time.

One particular item I noted today was the extent and expense people will go to to shoot a goose or a duck! As I'd said previously, hunting season is here, particularly for goose and duck. Shotgun blasts ring out fairly often as we paddle, and in areas of high activity, I like to wear my orange beanie. Of course, they should be shooting up into the air at flying birds, but it doesn't hurt to be careful.

Anyway, there are a few ways people seem to like to hunt... on foot, walking through the marshes, sometimes sitting in a blind (camouflaged shelter), sometimes out on their camo boat in their camo clothes. Often, they will use some plastic decoy birds to lure the real thing into thinking they should also fly in and sit with the other (unknown to the real bird) fake bird... We have seen all of this taken to the next level, especially today.

 

All the birds in these pictures are plastic decoys!

There were a series of little bushy 'islands' that are actually boat houses... the hunter drives his boat into and under the 'island' and then sits and waits for the unsuspecting duck or goose to fly in... when they do, he, or they, pop up and then BAM! Dinner!
Given that the average decoy costs about $30, today we paddled past about $6000 worth of plastic water fowl!
I guess you just have to love the "sport"... I say "sport" because as I said to Kev, it really doesn't seem to be very sporting, but oh well... It beats furthering the battery-farm business I guess.

Today was also my last day on memory lane, as now it'll all be new to me again... we passed under Muscatine bridge, which again was part of the 2007 Northern Tier route I rode with Roadwarrior T.



We stopped for lunch on the little beach you see above just after getting through the lock. The sun was trying, but by the time we'd finished eating, it had given up and we spent the rest of the afternoon in a more gloomy grey light, battling into the 15-35 mph southerly as we now started heading due south.
The best part of the day, other than lunch in Muscatine, was our now regular sighting of the amazing bald eagle... and this time there were 2 sat on a fairly low branch... I haven't seen Kevs pix yet, but I hope he got a good one, as he was closer than me, but I did manage to get a pretty good shot of one of the beasts in flight...



Very cool!

So now I am sat in my tent as the rain hammers down from above. Not the nicest night we've had on the trip so far, but at least we have some shelter from the wind that seems to be springing back up. We stopped here on
Kilpeck Island after paddling almost 26 miles today. Luckily the rain held off until we'd got set up, and it was kinda fun to sit in the shelter of my tents vestibule and (carefully!) heat up some soup on the little stove before retreating back into my little shelter to scoff it down. I accompanied it with some of the goodies from Ron, with the dried pickles as a side and the apple slices as dessert... awesome!

So now I am gonna finish up this update, save it all, then brave the rain for a few moments to do a final guy-line and tent-peg check, tighten anything that needs it, then jump back in for a lovely wet-wipe-down (brrr!) before tucking into my cosy sleeping bag and reading a few more pages of my book...

Until next time!

Roadwarrior-in-the-rain-K

OUT.


Entry #27. November 16th 2008.
Then along came a duck...

Well, it turned out to be just an OK nights sleep, mostly due to waking up a lot with the noise of the rain, and also wondering if the tent was going to stay up...

As I said, I'd had to get up to check the tent pegs once already, but as I noticed my tent sagging somewhat, I had to do another check and found that the earth was sodden and now mostly mud on top... and my tent pegs were sliding through it.
It was time to get down 'n dirty and dig in some dead-men, probably something I should have done to begin with.

A dead-man is a term for a brace put in the ground to help stop what was happening to my tent pegs. So one after the other, I pulled out the sliding peg, scraped out a hole where each peg was, jammed a good 1" thick, 6" long bit of stick into it laying flat perpendicular to the tent pegs direction of pull, then buried the stick (the "dead-man") back in. Once tramped down, I then slid the tent peg back into the ground so it was just behind but against the dead-man, and where it held much more solidly.

Once that was all done, afterb a cold wipe up with my wet grubby towel, I retreated back to the noisy comfort of my tent and tried to get some more sleep.

The rain persisted most of the night but by morning, was pretty much done with, so although it was still pretty smelly and muddy, we got up OK and hit the water by 0755.

Hiding away in the sloughs, the cold northerly wind wasn't too bad, and we stopped for pictures almost right away as the flat calm misty morning was pretty cool to see.


 
We were quite pleasantly surprised to find we could paddle along without beanies and gloves for the most of the day, although paddling over to the lock was a bit of a dash...

We could see a barge already in the lock, and there appeared to be another one downstream, possibly waiting to come up. Kev radioed ahead and we were told that they'd lock us through once the 1st barge was clear... From where we were, the lock appeared to be a few hundred yards away, but as always the distance is deceptive. We were just over a mile away so we had to lay down some power and do the mad dash...!

As it turned out, we got there and ended up waiting 15 minutes, so it was just a sweat generating session! I was expecting the locking barge to be headed upstream (and hence we go in as he exits, go down, and the next barge enters after we leave...) but it turned out the 1st barge was going the same way as us and they would re-fill the lock and send us through ahead of the northbound barge. Quite a surprise that we were given that courtesy. It was great that they recognised the fact that we'd be done and through a lot quicker than the barge would be, and didn't want to keep us waiting in the cold... very impressed!

Again though, it was funny that we'd seen no other river traffic up until we reached the lock, when we see 2 barges at the same time... but anyway, we locked through and headed on out the other side, past the waiting barge.
Paddling mostly south now, the north wind was at our backs and driving us along pretty well.. although it was beginning to get more and more crisp, especially on the cheeks and ears, so headwear and hoods went on after a while. We stopped at the tiny 'town' of Keithsburg for lunch where we sat in the shelter of the local boat-club to get out of the now bitingly cold wind. Both Kev and I were beginning to run low on water so seizing the chance, as there was a small campsite on the river, we went to fill up at the bathrooms there. Only to find them locked! So Kev did a recce into the 'town' where he found 1 tiny store/gas station and 3 bars. Yes... 3 bars! I guess there isn't much else to do in town other than drink! At least we got topped up with H2O, but not before Kev blew the minds of a few already pickled barflys with his story of what we were doing.

We stayed in the main channel for most of the rest of the arvo and were enjoying the solid flow south it was giving us. Sitting and drifting we were moving at 3.5 mph, but when paddling, we were clocking a good 6mph or just over!

After 28.5 miles, we stopped for the night at Delabar State Park which was also our first night in Illinois, having been on the Iowa side of the river thus far. The park was technically closed for the season, but as usual, we were quiet and kept to ourselves whilst not hiding and looking dodgy. There are a number of residents in the park too, and although quite a few drove past, no-one said anything, so I guess we were obviously no bother.

The night was a bit windy, but as we were a few hundred yards back and up from the river, it wasn't too bad. Having picnic tables and power was a great bonus, so again, more updates were typed and more comedy watched during dinner... which was another great feast of brats cooked over the fire we coaxed into life... damn damp wood! My pocket-rocked stove came into use again as I blasted the damp kindling into blazing glory! Unfortunately, even whilst being careful as usual, somehow I also managed to burn 3 good holes in my lovely Marmot jacket, so I was quite pissed about that. I've patched it with my kit, but it's not the same... good for war-wounds and adventure stories though I guess...
As we were finishing up with watching some comedy, we got a few flakes of snow start to fall, but even still there was time for one more bit of food: marshmallows were also 'cooked' on the open flame, one of my most favourite things to do, before we turned in for the night.
For some strange (dumb) reason, I thought I'd sleep without my liner... I think I wanted to experience more freedom-of-movement... but in the end it was more of a freedom-of-warmth. It wasn't toooooo bad, but the wind was blowing enough to rustle the plastic bags in my tent so I ended up waking at about 5am and wishing I'd used the liner. Lesson learnt!

Everything was nice and dry when we woke, so that was a good start. Laying there just about to get up, the banging started again, signalling the start of another days hunting. A thought occurred to me as I was changing into day-wear and braving the cold... Normally, the dawn of a new ay is heralded by the crowing of a rooster, or the twittering of small birds... but here it is greeted by the noisy blast of a shotgun and the death of a duck! Wonderful!! Ok, time for breakfast...

Leaving camp that morning, we both stopped to take some pix of the lovely golden-brown leaves covering the whole area. I also took some pix of a temporary new addition to the trip...

  



Kev had found Fred the Mallard floating ass-up beside one of the islands we'd paddled past the previous day, and so just had to rescue him. He stayed with us for that day, but as we left camp the next day, he found a new home with a passing duck-hunter we met at the boat ramp as we put back in... and it's a plastic decoy for the slow-on-the-uptake amongst you!

The wind was still blowing, and we didn't have as much shelter as the day before so it meant more of a work-out and a wet start... especially on the 2 mile wide section we had to cross to get to the next lock.
 
Entering L&D #17 was a bit of a ride too because the prevailing wind was driving the decent waves at us, but it was also bouncing off the huge concrete lock wall so as we paddled in, it was like we were po-go-ing along, bouncing almost up and down on these little pointy waves... kinda fun I guess!
Once we got out of the lock we cut hard right to get across to the Iowa side of the river again, and into some shelter from the NW wind. The slough we were in ran for a good 6-7 miles so we had plenty of shelter to get us to our planned half-day rest and re-supply stop of Burlington.
We passed quite a number of cabins and houses as we paddled, many of which had noticable water damage and high-tide marks still staining their sides. In June, Iowa had some record high flood levels so many of the lower houses were ruined. Those that were repairable were being re-set on much higher pilings. We stopped briefly to chat to a couple of local guys who told us that the water was lapping at their front deck... and as you can see from the pic below... the water must have been bloody high, as it's a high front deck!

       

We got into Burlington just before midday, a decent 16 miles done, and after speaking to a local guy at the boatramp, were somewhat frustrated to find out all the motels were about 3 miles away on the other side of town... up the huge hill!
Sucking it up, we made the walk, boats in tow to the very nice Arrowhead motel. We did actually pass a closer motel, about 1 mile before we reached the Arowhead, but when a motel advertises "Colour TV" and "In-room Phone!" you know it's not gonna be much to write home about! Unless you have time-warped back to 1975 of course...

The Arrowhead was great... we had solid WiFi, the laundry was on-site, Taco Bell was 200 yars up the road, and the guy at the desk was just knocking off as we checked in so he gave us a ride to Walmart for groceries.

Having a short rest stop like this was perfect... we got everything done we needed too... we cleaned clothes, dried gear, washed in hot water, did updates and emails, watched Mythbusters, ate Taco Bell, stocked up on food and essentials and as it was -5 (yes, MINUS 5) outside and snowing, had a solid warm sleep.

This morning we hit the road, then the river again. It wasn't until almost noon that we got going, and although it wasn't a full day off, I felt like it had been.
The afternoon was pretty decent, and much more enjoyable for the beaming sunshine. I had got a couple of needed things at Walmart, and was enjoying paddling in them; thick socks and a new fleece. Much cosier and comfortable.
The sun was beginning to be eclipsed by clouds later in the afternoon as we began to push into the now SE wind, but it made for a great sight to paddle into.



 

We have stopped for the night on Grape Island, the island on the right you can see in the first picture above. It was almost 4.15 when we pulled in, and given that it is dark by 5pm, it was just about right.
13 miles, the last 5 of which were into a stiff headwind wasn't bad for 4-odd hours paddling. We got set up quick, and given the huge amount of decent, dry dead wood around, we felt we just HAD to have another campfire. So we did!
Once the tents were up and filled with sleep gear, we got busy snappin' and crackin' the dead wood into decent manageable sized bits andlit 'er up.

Whilst some new brats were cooked over the flames (Chili and Cheese this time!) as well as some more marshmallows roasted, I got to send a few SMS's as I had cell coverage... I even got some replies which was nice! Then I got round to digging out this little lap-top to bang out another update.


It is pretty crisp and cold tonight, but at least it's dry. The fire is warm and the wind is lessening so once I am done with the typing, it'll be time to just sit and watch the flames for a while I reckon... not too bad a way to spend the evening... I wish you were here!

Cheers for now,

Fireside RWK.

Gone.


 
Entry #28. November 17th 2008.
Then along came a GOOSE...

The low of minus 1 was taken pretty easily as I'd got all the right layers on and my bag was freshly dried and aired from the night in the motel. The wind was down to nothing and the trains were audible, but from quite a distance away and were not that disturbing. The barges were somewhat more noticable though as they were passing within 30m of the island... the low rumble of the engines wasn't too bad, but the insanely bright floodlamps made night become day for the 3 minutes or so it took them to pass..!

Kev had found another friend as we'd pulled into the island the night before, but he was too big to take along... so Gary the Goose was left to roam the island by himself...

 


We got a decent early start hitting the water by 0720, and leaving the island was nice and calm to begin with, but as usual once we were out further into the channel, it got a bit choppier and we had a little bit of snow. But just a little... There was a huge amount of cloud above us, but it was creeping away to reveal some nice-looking blue sky. Eventually, we were blessed with some sun and clear skies just as we hit a large lake section which was a good 3 miles wide and 8 miles long.
Typically, about 2 miles into the lake, the clouds came back over and the wind picked up... The ramaining 6 miles were spent wrestling the kayak through 3 foot choppy waves, getting pretty cold and wet.

Once we cleared the lake and got to calmer waters we did a 10 minute cold quick-scoff of a tin of food before pushing on to our biggest lock yet, L&D #19. Clearly visible for 6 miles, again it seemed to take ages to reach it, but at least by then we were on flatter water with the wind behind us pushing us along.

The lock was unusual for having a gate that dropped vertically rather then opening like a door, and also, it had a huge drop of 36 feet... over 10 meters. We didn't hang on to ropes either, but to some very nifty floating bollards that the barges also anchor to (so they are very big and strong!) but they drop and rise with the lock water level.

   

The bollard at the top, Me holding on on the ride down, & the bollard at the bottom.




As we entered the lock, I could see we were almost level with the top of the railway swing bridge ahead of us, but once we got out, we paddled right under it... It was a long drop that was for sure!

We made another small milestone later that afternoon too... Paddling past the De Moines river we entered into Missouri... our 7th state.  And it was in Missouri that we stopped for the night too. We were looking for spmewhere to stop because it was getting very close to 5 pm, the sun was down behind the trees, and the temperature was plummeting. We thought we'd found the perfect spot only to find a cabin/house there so we had to push on a bit further... but by 5 pm, just opposite Dallas City IL, we were pulled up at the south end of Willow Bar as my GPS called it, or Fox Island, as Kevs maps called it... So Fox-Willow Island was what we called it.

It was covered in a great amount of good dry wood, so we quickly threw the tents up (but I took a bit longer as I had to dig in 4 solid dead-men to stop the pegs sliding in the sandy soil) and before the last of the light disappeared, we gathered, snapped and busted up as much wood as possible. By 5.30 pm it was dark... and -1.5C already! Both mine and Kevs wet shorts, towels, shoes and sponges were frozen solid in no time. My elastic cargo net was stiff and more like some hard fencing wire!
As before, once the fire was roaring (and it got going very quickly and easily with the decent dry wood) we positioned all the wet stuff around it to dry and settled down next to the heat ourselves to heat up some soup. The sky was totally clear with stars shining down... a great night to be out in the fresh air, crisp as it was. The colour of the coals and the flames were mesmerising and sitting watching them flicker whilst drying out, warming and airing my feet was fantastic.

 


With the early start we got, the hard paddle across the lake, and the fact we'd pushed on a bit more than normal to find a spot to stop (clocking up almost 35 miles) we were pretty tired so hit the sack by 9 pm.

The night got down pretty cold... when I reached out my hand past my nose (my hood was done right up tight!) out of my sleeping bag to look at my watch, it said minus 6 C... pretty chilly! Kev and I both agreed that a slightly later start mightn't be a bad idea, and we were both very pleased to feel and see the golden rays of the sun hitting our tents by 0700. I got up and was even more pleased to see crystal clear deep blue skies!

We laid out a few frozen items (there was ice from breath-moisture on the outside of the sleeping bags and we had still frozen spray-skirts) on the riverbank to dry in the early morning sun whilst having brekky and taking down the tents before packing up and sliding the boats down to the wonderfully calm water.



Although still cold and crisp, it was a fantastic mornings paddle. The water was like glass, but with a decent 3 mph running current so we made excellent time paddling along at 6 mph. Zero wind meant that although it was cold enough to freeze the paddle-spray on the shaded side of the kayak, it was almost 10 degrees on the sunny side and I was able to paddle in just a jacket and thermal T-shirt... I left my fleece in the day-hatch.

We locked through L&D # 20 in no time as Kev had radioed ahead: we went straight in, and it was only a 5 foot drop.
It was a bit choppy as we exited due to the dam turbulence, but once we were 100 yards beyond it, the calmness came back. A small breeze had sprung up however, so there was now a bit of a bite in the air so we made sure we found some shelter for lunch where Kev did some phone call checking on some orders.
He had ordered a new sleeping bag again as his previous one has been leaking down almost as bad as mine was... so we were due to collect it on the way through Quincy, Illinois either last thing today or first thing tomorrow... It should have been delivered today (Tuesday) but they stuffed up the shipping order so now it won't arrive until lunchtime Wednesday. So we ended up stopping here in Quincy so we can collect it as soon as it arrives and hopefully get away and have a good paddle still.

The town is a laid out a bit like Burlington... on steep hills! So pulling the 120lb boats up steep slopes for a mile was some serious calf-busting exercise.

The sunset over the river and Missouri was pretty nice, so I went up a few floors in the motel we have stopped at to enjoy the view and as usual, take a snap or two.



So now it is time to save this and get it uploaded on to my site for your viewing pleasure!

Cheers for now!

RWK.



Entry #29. November 20th 2008.
Stuffed up Sleepin' Bag!

Well, best laid plans don't always go as expected... and rather annoyingly so in this case. We are still in Quincy, having had to stay a day here due to yet another mistake with Kevs new bag.
As said before, they cocked up the delivery by not sending it when they should have, so it arrived a day late. More bad news was that they cocked up HOW it should have been sent, so instead of arriving around 0900, it was due to arrive sometime in the afternoon! Luckily, something went right, and it did arrive before noon, around 1100.

But when I saw Kev open the box and clap his hands to his head, I knew something else was wrong... and it was. They'd sent the wrong bloody bag!!!

After a lot of phoning, and showing remarkable restraint, Kev had it (we hope) sorted out. To the credit of Backcountry, a pretty-damn-good on-line gear store, (I have got stuff from them before and they are great, very communicative and generally good to deal with) they showed excellent customer service in sorting out a mistake. (The mistake appears to be some dumb-ass in the warehouse grabbing the wrong bag and putting in the wrong delivery pile).
Kev and I discussed our options, and it was agreed that it was probably best to just stay here the day, get it sorted out and get the new bag expressed here by tomorrow morning, then hit the river... hard. Plus it was forecast to be wonderful weather for the next 4-5 days so we were good there.

So, Backcountry agreed to refund the original express postage cost, pay for the wrong bag to be sent back, pay to send the new corrct bag, give a 10% discount off the cost of the bag, AND pay for our (un-needed) motel costs! Another big reason we sucked up another zero-mile day... it was zero cost financially.

Now that's what I call making up for a mistake! Singapore, you could learn something about customer service here!

The most annoying thing we are feeling is we have missed a good days paddle that we need and it was a glorious day, and the warmest one we've had in 3 weeks. To annoy us further, the weather this morning is not what was forecast... it is gloomy, overcast, and bloody cold with a stiff north wind... 3 C now feels like -3 C in the wind...

The Days Inn we stopped at isn't really the best we've ever been to either... The bath-tub wouldn't drain so we ended up having a shower with old cold dirty water up to mid-shin, (no, not together!), the WiFi was weak and intermittent, and the phone wouldn't work... well, number 4 worked, but that can't even get you the front desk! I did get to see the new episode of Mythbusters though so that was great. We also had a superb meal on our first night here at O'Griffs, an Irish microbrewery and resteraunt, and yesterday we stuffed ourselves silly at a $6 all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet... so we made some good use of our time. The kayaks were also easy to get straight in the room, although they did monopolize the floor-space!

 

Well,
we are now sitting, waiting, wishing that the bag turns up as ordered, on time, so we can make a good effort at paddling 12-15 miles this afternoon. The wind will be at our backs and the current appears to be running well, so that should be possible... although we do have to get through L&D # 21 right after we leave the town boatramp, so hopefully that will be a quick and easy task.

So until the next update...

Cheers!

RWK!


Entry #30. November 21st 2008.
Back in the icy wilds...

Well, we did eventually get away from Quincy and get almost 13 more miles down-river before calling it a day.
The correct sleeping bag arrived at 1100, so after Kev sent off the other one, and took his old bag and some other bits to the post office, we rolled down to the boat ramp and put in to the choppy cold water.

Approaching the lock that was less than 2 miles from where we put in, we could see a barge making it's way in northbound, which is becoming a typical annoying theme. When it is sunny and fine, we lock straight through, (which is goodk, obviously...) but when it is cold wet and windy, we have to wait for one or more barges! Kev got on the radio and we were told it'd be a 45 minute wait... which as we know is more like an hour to an hour & a half. He asked the lockmaster if there was any identified portage around, and was told not really, but we could probably get over the Missouri side if we wanted to.

Rather then sit and wait in the wind and cold, we paddled over and were pleased to see the dam wall was a navigable rocky slope on the downstream side, so we were able to hop out onto the wall, walk the boats doen the slope and put back in, all in under 15 minutes.

The rest of the afternoon wasn't too bad as the wind dropped slightly, plus the fact we were on the western side of the river gave us some decent shelter. After 3-odd hours of paddling it was getting towards the time to find shelter.

We pulled up at a suitable-looking island (Whitney Is) and hopped out. The first order was to put more layers on as the small wind that was present was bitingly cold and before we'd even begun to pull the boats up the bank, ice was forming on all the wet surfaces.
Once we'd hauled the boats in and set up the tents, we did the mad wood-gathering session again. It was only
1715 hrs, and already almost minus 2 C. Bloody hell!!

The evening was extremely cold, but sheltering behind a big tree from the wind, and having a roaring campfire made the (by then) minus 4 C temperatures bearable.

Overnight, it dropped to the lowest we';ve had yet... Minus 8. MINUS EIGHT!! I was well rugged up in layers, and in my good bag, but I still woke at 0400 and found myself a bit cold. And desperate for a pee... dammit!
Sucking it up, and annoyed I didn't bring my pee-bottle (an old Powerade bottle... very useful... if you're a guy... or a girl with good aim I guess... but I digress...!) I unzipped (out of my sleeping bag!) and got out of my tent to ease the pressure. Surprisingly, without the north wind, it was not too bad. The air was totally still and the stars were twinkling across the deep purple sky. It was looking to be the clear day we'd hoped for...

After another 3 hours of semi-sleep, I gave Kev the yell and we got up to see our hopes were answered. Crystal clear deep blue skies, and the sun just breaking through the trees. It was still well below zero as we packed up and put in, but thelack of any wind, flat calm water, and the beaming sun made it all just fine for us.

I noticed down at the waters edge, the lapping water had formed icicles on the tree roots and overhanging branches.
We saw even more as we paddled along during the day.

 



Even in the blazing sunshine, the temperature didn't get much above freezing, but with no wind and flat water we stayed dry and quite comfortable.
We stayed in the channel for most of the day as the need to use the islands for shelter wasn't there. The channel has certainly been running better the past few days and we were happy to see we were paddling along at a decent 5.5 to 6.2 mph.
Just to prove my point from earlier, we approached L&D #22, and after Kev had radioed ahead, were told to paddle right in and we locked straight through.

Lunch was a hurried affair, mostly due to the slight northerly breeze that had started to blow just after we cleared the lock. We stopped on a large sand-bar hoping to enjoy the beaming sun, but the breeze just made it too damn cold. Jigging from foot to foot, we quickly threw together some baloney sandwiches, although we did manage to air out the sleeping bags in the sun though... they had a little bit of moisture from our breath condensing on them from the night before, so it is good to try and dry them out whenever possible. The log sat in the water that was covered in ice, and the huge frozen puddle on the beach really didn't help us feel any warmer either!

   


Once paddling again, we warmed back up and continued in the channel for the rest of the afternoon until we got near the town of Hannibal. Being Friday, we didn't want to be too near a small town with small-town drunken idiots being a distinct possibility, so we stopped just short, stopping on South Fritz Island, 28 miles done.

After setting up the tents, me taking longer as I had to dig in 4 dead-men, we spent a good half-hour busting up more excellent and plentiful dead dry wood ready for the fire which caught nice and easily. We both fired up our stoves too for a good hot meal. We added to the meal with the excellent dried roast beef from Ron which re-hydrated easily and tasted just like it had come out of the oven!

So I am yet again, sat next to the campfire typing, but it is getting increasingly hard to do so, due to the fact the mercury is dropping like mad... It'll probably be colder than last night, and my right hand, which is further from the fire and hidden behind the computer screen is now bloody frozen... so it is time to save this, pack up and get warm before dashing to my tent and layering up for the night.

RW-KOLD.

OUT. 




Entry #31. November 23rd 2008.
Welcome back warm days!

The overnight low as I saw it on my watch wasn't anywhere near as cold as the -10 forcast, thank goodness. It was still -4, but as we'd rugged up extra well for the anticipated -10, we slept pretty darn cosily. By the time we got up 'n out, the nights cloud cover, although now blocking the much desired and enjoyed sun, did go a long way to keeping the temperature higher... we were actually in the positives when we were packing up... 1.5 degrees was quite a bit warmer then we'd gotten used to of late.

After a quick pack up, we carried the boats down to the water and had an easy entry, paddling away by 0820.
A huge double barge was passing us as we put in, and we both had a feeling we'd be seeing it again, probably right around the time we got to the next lock...

The clouds became to be darker and gloomier quite fast and with the wind that was present was making the going a bit rough. The spray was freezing on the boats and us, so we knew it was cold again. I wasn't doing too bad, especially when moving, but Kev was having a bit of a cold miserable day. Especially given that his spray skirt doesn't seem to do much of a good job keeping waves out of his lap... and the windy chop we were battling through kept dumping them on him with unfortunate regularity.

After seeing the next lock in the distance, we ploughed ahead through the chop for 5-odd miles until we reached it, and sure enough, the barge was in the lock still. Kev got on the horn and we were told we'd be right through in 15 minutes or so... the barge was almost done and heading out. Not bad. So sheltering in the lee of the lock wall, we scoffed down some power-bars and took 5. Well, 15...
The gates were opened for us (although not fully) right on time, and we paddled on though the gap.
It is proper protocol to open the gates fully, then after the horn sounds you paddle in, but it is a lot of time and effort for 2 tiny kayaks, and if they were cool with just opening up enough for us, then we were for sure.

This was L&D #24. Yes, #24. The sharp ones amongst you should now be saying "But what about #23?"...  Well, due to the never-ending odditys of the Army Corp of Engineers, they didn't build it. By all accounts, it went something like; they had them all planned out, but realised #25 could do the work well enough, so they didn't need a lock and dam between #23 and #25. So no #24. This is of course the same ACoE that printed the river maps we used on the Red River... and those same maps were not only 10 years VERY out of date (Catfish Haven springs immediately to mind!) but also they had multiple identical river-mile markers. We saw four 'mile 185' markers... 182, 183, 184, 185, 185... 185 (eh?) 185, (WTF?) 189, 190... Hmmmmm. Someone needs firing!

So, once out the other side, the chop and the wind was still more than ideal and we were both hungry for lunch, but neoither of us had much desire to stop and get out. The small town of Clarksville, (where you can take the last train to, I believe) was just after the lock, but it didn't look to have anything to offer in the way of shelter or food. A hot servo pizza would have been awesome right about then, but we were out of luck.

After pushing on for an hour or so, we decided to just turn in to a slough where there was a bit more shelter, nose on to a sandy bank, sit with our backs to the wind and scoff down a tin of food... so that was lunch. Quick n cold, but fuel to burn.

We'd seen a number of deer hunters out and about all day, their distinctive bright blaze-orange caps and jackets glowing amongst the dull greens and browns of the wooded islands and river banks. Rifle shots would ring out periodically through the day, sometimes just the single shot (hopefully a good clean hit) but more often than not, a single shot followed quickly by a short volley of others... the "spray and pray" kind of hunter. So I made sure I had MY blaze-orange beanie on as we paddled along, particularly as we started to get close to islands to look for a camp-spot, and most definitely as I wandered up the bank onto the island to scope for a camp-spot.


 

What not to do when walking around an island with hunters nearby, and what you should do!

We had a set quota for the day, a minimum of 25 miles so that we can make it to St Louis in 4 days or so, as Kev would like to be there for Thanksgiving... and after completing that by 1600 hrs, at 25.8 miles, Cold-Kev had had enough and we stopped at Mozier Island, MO. The ground was less than ideal for my tent though, as  it was all soft sand... so I had to get busy dead-manning like mad. I ended up having to double-dead-man each peg, putting 2 solid sticks into the sand and tramping it down as hard as possible before sliding the tent peg between the wood... one to stop the top of the peg being pulled forward, the other to stop the bottom of the peg being levered backward. And it worked just fine... but still a bit of a pain in the rear.
That same rear was sat warm n happy a short whle later though, as we made another fantastic roaring fire. We dug out a decent amount of sand to make our own little hearth and whilst leaning back against a big tree, basked in the warming orange glow.

The night was somewhat warmer, mostly due to the now southerly wind bringing up warmer air. It was still below freezing in the early hoiurs though, and as the air is more moist again, we woke to ice-covered tents and even some on the tops of our sleeping bags, so we were hoping the sun would be shining so we could have a lunchtime drying session. Poking my head out, I was pleased to see a wonderful clear sky growing deeper and more blue by the minute as the sun came beaming up through the trees.

Early morning hunters had woken us a bit sooner then normal with the alarm-call of rifle fire, so by 0715, we were up and had eaten brekky (pop tarts and museli bars as usual) and were heading for the water. I had got in just fine, but Kev was having a bit of a moment, having dropped a nice dry glove in to the river, and whilst attempting to grab it, knock his shoes in too. He had a few choice words to echo off the trees, but once done venting, got paddling out to where I was waiting, space given.
The morning was lovely for the shining sun and better temperatures, but not so lovely for the 10 mph headwind that was dropping our average quite considerably. We'd been getting quite accustomed to clipping along with an average of 4.3 mph to 4.8 mph, but today we were crawling at a hard-fought 3.2... It's not much fun to think you've done 12-15 miles and see it is only 9.

Also, the sun, whilst glorious, combined with the wind makes for strange temperature differences across the body. I find it really annoying to be sweating and uncomfortable across my body, but my fingers and toes are freezing. I have ended up doing multiple changes to wardrobe... maybe even all within 10 minutes! Gloves on, gloves off, hat on, hat off, pit-zips open, pit-zips shut, neck-scarf on, neck-scarf off... any and/or all combinations... whatever works to keep comfy!

We stopped for an early lunch, mostly because there was a nice big sandy beach bathed in sunlight, but sheltered from the worst of the wind. Again, the sleeping bags were laid out to dry off and air and also we dried off the last of the ice and water from the tents whilst we ate. Once packed up, we paddled on another 6 miles to L&D #25 where we got the green light straight away and were though in 15 minutes.
We were both low on water, and this stretch of river seems to have nothing in the way of shops or gas stations... or towns at all for that matter.
Passing a few river cabins/houses, we spotted a guy tying up his boat so swung over to ask what there was around. Nothing was the answer, so we asked if he could fill up a bottle or two for us. He was kind enough to do so, and so with a bit more H2O, 'podding' to music for speed, we pushed on for the last bit of the day, racing the setting sun to try and make the 25 mile quota, and find a decent spot for the night.

Our island appears to be un-named, so due to the huge amount of washed up dead wood from the floods earlier this year, we've called it Floatwood Island. Floatwood appears to burn pretty well too, as we have another little fire going, mostly so Kev can dry out his gloves and shoes. The night is amazingly warm compared to what we have been used to. Nothing is frozen, and it is still at least 6 degrees. We are both enjoying not having to defrost everything before going to bed!

However,I'm not sure bed is going to be that great, as I appear to have something smelly near the vicinity of mjy tent... something that smells like it had been though the digestive system of some kind of animal... yes, it seems like I may have pitched on poo. Damn..!

So, on that note, I think it's time to get this saved, then finish my book... and we are both pleased to hear the low tonight is still a few digits ABOVE zero, so bad smells aside, it should be a decent warm kip!

RWK
Toasty.



Entry #32. November 24th 2008.
Clouds, clean water, calm paddling and Cops!



Meeting the long arm of the law in Grafton, Illinois!

Well, what a day! It was a day of many events and changes, not least of which was meeting up with the Poh-leece in Grafton... but I will get to that shortly.

We woke up to the annoying noise of some kind of wildfowl, making a regular and repeated call from about 5 am onwards... both of us were tempted to wring it's neck and call it Thanksgiving dinner even though it was 3 days early, and probably not a turkey!
Luckily it was nice and warm still so getting up wasn't the unpleasant chore it has been and after a fast pack-up we were carefully sliding the kayaks back down the steep bank we'd heaved them up the night before. By 0730 we were afloat and heading off downriver.

However, spirits for a good days paddle were sinking as the sky was heavily clouded, dark and gloomy, and the wind was blowing a heck of a lot more than the day before... We had an idea we'd be in for some rough water depending on how we tackled the river. The day was certainly looking to be a bit of a rough miserable one, so we layered up and prepared for a long wet rough day.

Using our island for shelter as much as possible, we made some fairly good miles even though the 20-25 mph wind was driving up some good swells in the main channel We stayed close to the land and the islands as much as possible, managing to avoid most of the chop until we had to cross over from the Illinois side to the Missouri side as we knew there was a few marinas over there where we were hoping to get some more water and some food. As usual, the crossing meant being hit by waves from the side so by the time we got across, we had both been given a good dousing although I was faring better with my tighter-fitting and more water-shedding spray-skirt.

Stopping at 'Johns Boat Harbour' , whilst Kev sponged out his wet cockpit, I popped out of my boat and ran up to the garage there to see if there was anyone around, or if it was even open during the winter. As it happened, the guys were just opening for work and were only too happy to let us use the spigot outside to fill up. There was nothing in the shop, but they gave us a box of granola bars for snacking on, which was bloody awesome! The day was suddenly looking a lot better... snacks and water by 0900... not bad!

Leaving the harbour, we still were hidden from the wind by some outlying islands and the sun was even beginning to battle its way through the clouds.
We were both still in need of a bit more food for lunch and dinner having run low since the last stocking up session so we stopped again at a small resteraunt on the side of the river next to a car barge dock... but it was closed for the season, and probably wouldn't have had stuff to sell like we needed anyway. The good news was that the sun was now out in full force and even though we were headed slightly north (we'd much rather be heading south... it's where we need to be going) it did mean that Illinois was doing a great job of sheltering us from the north-west wind. The water was almost calm and we even had to stop to put on some sun-block!
Going on advice from a chap I spoke to earlier at the car-barge dock, we stayed against the Illinois side of the river for another 10 miles or so, heading for the town of Grafton.
The scenery was pretty awesome with huge caves in some rock faces and pine-covered cliffs rising above us on the left... quite a change from the now almost bare trees we'd been getting used to seeing.

 

The town of Grafton sits right on the convergence of 2 big rivers... right where the end of the Illinois River meets and flows into the Mississippi. We'd been advised to stick to the left and go in behind the surrounding islands to get to the town so as not to have to double back, so that's what we did. Doing so not only saved us time, but it also meant we got to add another river to our paddle-list... we actually ended up paddling along the last 1.5 miles of the Illinois River too.



Strangely enough, it looks just like the Mississippi... what a surprise!


We passed some very laden barges as we headed towards Grafton. They were piled high with rocks that are used to reinforce the current-facing sides of the islands. We also saw the workers dumping the rocks at one island... a lot of long hard work by the looks of things!
I took some pix of the loaded up barges, and as you can see, compared to the unloaded barge on the right, they are very low in the water! It's amazing that they even still float with all those tons of rocks on them... but they do!

 



So after 18 miles of paddling, miles which looked to be hard fought, but turned into pretty nice ones, we pulled into Grafton to do a small re-supply.
After setting up on the wheels at the boatramp, we rolled 0.2 miles onto Main St and to the Amoco Gas Station where we got the usual odd and inquisitive looks and questions.
We'd had the black police patrol car pass us as we wheeled along, and as we were aout to go into the gas station store, the officer pulled in to see us.

We had a bit of a chat about what we were doing, where we were from etc etc... and he was a really cool guy, and a keen paddler himself. I had joked earlier about us always attracting the law, and that I'd have loved to get a pic of me being 'busted' and being cuffed leant over the boats. As we'd discussed between ourselves before, Kev and I didn't ever think we'd get the pic, as understandably, law enforcement officers might not be comfortable, or even allowed to pose for such a thing... Well, as the officer was about to head off, he said, "So, do you want that pic then?"! What a great sport! He even got the cuffs out for authenticity and looking like he meant it, as Kev aimed the camera, I was busted!



Once more... BUSTED!

We laughed our asses off for quite some time afterwards whilst we sat on the curb outside the servo and feasted on $3 gas-station pizzas, sodas and burritos.

After a stella lunch and a cheapy re-supply of food: Ramen noodles, (plus I scored a buy-1-get-1-free soda) we put back in and with the wind right at our backs, hit some record speeds riding the waves for 8 miles to Eagles Nest Island.

The waves were rolling in just the right way for us to ride them out of town, and as just said, I managed to clock up 8.6 mph off the face of a big roller... sweet! Of course, it'd look as boring as heck if we tried to video it, and after the ride, you feel like you should be hundreds of yards ahead, but Kev was just 10-15 yards behind me still... but it still feels cool!
We decided that the coverage of the island looked pretty decent and thick, keeping us sheltered from the wind, so at 26.2 miles, we pulled in there and have stopped for the night. The sunset was again well worth 10 minutes of picture taking...

 

So we are yet again, sat by the fire. The wind has died and it is still in the positives so nothing is freezing which is always good. We are less than 30 miles from the Gateway Arch in Saint Louis, so have to plan how and where to get through the city and the Chain of Rocks so we have somewhere to stop for the night tomorrow... there are no island campgrounds in the 'hood..! Kev has been in touch with his friend Mindy who is coming into St Louis tomorrow, and she has a friend Tony who may be able to hook us up... fingers crossed!

Either way, whatever happens, we'll figure it out... we always do!

RW-K
Released on good behaviour!



Entry #33. November 27th 2008.
Sunshine in Saint Louis.



Around 0200 on Eagles Nest Island, the roaring wind in the trees, (and the building pressure inside) caused me to wake up and have to answer the call of nature. It was about 2C, so actually not too bad once ensconced back inside my warm downy bag where even with the noisy wind, I managed to drift back off to sleep, hoping the wind was going to die down by daylight.
As it turned out, it did blow itself out, so the forecast wind of 15 mph for the day was barely a 5 mph breeze. Even though the temperature had dropped to just over zero, the lck of wind and the rising sun meant packing up wasn't too cold an affair. Pop tarts and museli bars were scoffed whilst taking down the tents and filling the boats back up.
We were very pleased to see clear completely skies again, so the push to St Louis was looking to be a nice one.
The sun had just broken the horizon as we put the boats back into the water, giving a pretty cool orange-pink light to the trees.

 

The 12-odd mile paddle round to L&D #26, or as it is usually known, the "Mel Price" Dam, (named for Congressman Melvin Price) was pretty good other than a bit of an achey lower back, most probably due to the rolling in the waves the other day.
This lock and dam was a big industrial looking thing with a good 15 foot drop, but we had no problems again, paddling straight in, down and out in under 15 minutes.

We passed another non-event of a milestone as we paddled passed the confluence of the Missouri River. We were told it was a raging mud-filled torrent, where you need to avoid the strong entering current, easily visible by the dark brown colour... Not so much. It was so much the same, we  would have paddled right by had we not known it was there from our maps.

Stopping for an eary lunch before paddling through the long straight Chain of Rocks Canal to the Chain of Rocks Lock, or L&D #27 (to avoid the rough area known as the Chain of Rocks) we didn't have much choice of dining spots.
We pulled into a small river outlet and although Kev managed to get out fairly cleanly even if not easily, by carefully climbing up a log, I chose less-wisely as to where to try and get out. I carefully put my foot out onto the mud, and sank slightly as my weight went on to it... but was OK. Until I went to take the next step as I got out fully... my foot suddenly plunged deeper overflowing into my boot so I ended up with a boot full of mud and water... which was amazingly cold!
Sitting in the sun, toes throbbing as I dried them, we had the last of our cheese and baloney sandwiches... Kev paced a good circle in the sand trying to keep his feet warm too... and his were dry!

I put on clean dry socks, dried out my boot, and once we'd packed up, managed to carefully and sucessfully re-enter my boat and get floating without any mishaps. The inside of my boat was filthy though, so I was looking forward to giving it a good wipe out at the end of the day.



The canal was about 8 miles long and we were told quite definitely by the previous lockmaster that we most certainly should take it... taking the main river around and over the Chain of Rocks would be a VERY bad idea... whitewater at most bridges due to rocks, 4 foot drops over rocks too... none of which we should attempt, especially not in touring kayaks.

The paddle was easy... plenty of current, the wind was non-existent and there was no barge traffic to bother us at all, and so in about 2 hours, we'd reached the lock just in time to go straight in just as a barge was leaving upstream.
We heard the radio chatter from a down-stream barge captain to the lockmaster and he was pissing and moaning about having to wait for us... It took us maybe 2 minutes to paddle into the lock after the first barge had left, so it wasn't like a half-hour wait. The lockmaster was a good guy though, and told the captain pretty much that it was tough and he'd have to wait for the lock to be turned around anyway, so suck it up... Not quite those words, but very much the sentiment... heheheheh, we got a chuckle out of that, and even gave a huge cheeky wave as we passed the barge on the way out... 

Rounding the bend about 1 mile out of the lock we were beginning to re-enter the main river and we also got our first sighting of the magnificent Gateway Arch. (Well, my first sighting ever, as Kev had been to St Louis before, but...).



     

We were going to be meeting Tony right at the side of the river next to the arch, so as we headed towards it we paddled across the river away from the canal, and into the more direct flow of the water coming round from the Chain of Rocks... and WOW... did we begin to pick up some speed!
It might not have been like flicking a switch, but it was like turning up the gas on a cooker... and it wasn't long before we were smokin'! We'd been paddling along at a nice 4.5-odd mph, but as we neared the visually-impressive flowing channel, and Kev exclaimed "Man, look at that flow!"... and within 10-15 seconds I watched the speed on the GPS go 5... 5.7... 6.1... 6.8... 7.2... 7.8 mph! We were really hauling!
It was almost a shame to stop, but it was getting late and we were meeting Tony so after taking a bunch of pictures, we pulled in to the red brick bank area as a big red truck pulled up, and Tony got out to meet us.

He helped us load up his truck, and with the boats strapped to the roof-rack, gave us a ride 2 miles to his awesome pad: A large garage lock-up area where all his tools are, with a great cosy little living area in one corner. We were mightily impressed with the set-up, it was perfect. He is in the construction game and called himself a 'General Contractor', but given that he had such a complete array of tools and equipment, he seems more like a Master Contractor!
After dropping us of he went to collect Mindy from the airport, and once back, we all went out to Iron Barley, one of Mindys favourite dining spots, and had a great night out, great food, great conversation... and the dessert was amazing. A frozen pear cheesecake with cream... but the cream has chili peppers infused through it... just a hint, but it gives it a great taste with just the right amount of zing!

Mindy was staying at another friends place, so once Tony had dropped her off he came back and we spent the rest of the evening, staying up rather late, having a great time sharing stories and pictures of our travels and generally yarning the night away! Tony is a Karate blackbelt and Tae Kwon Do expert too, so it was awesome to see his certificates and pictures... some serious dedication happening there... We were suitably impressed!!

In the morning, Tony again gave us a ride down to where he'd picked us up. It was quite a bummer having to get going as we'd all have loved to hang out a few days more and spend Thanksgiving with him, but as he realised too, we had to keep making miles as time is growing ever shorter. However, we know we will hang out sometime again... maybe in SE Asia, NZ, Australia... who knows... but it'll happen!

    

The man... the martial-arts-master... our new mate... Tony!

We re-packed the boats and slid them in, paddles wet by 0900... But not before I spent a good 20 minutes up at the arch taking pictures and video, and checking it out up close. It is pretty amazing, and although it doesn't look it, it is as wide as it is high... 630 feet x 630 feet.
I met Ranger Gary Cooper (yes, his real name, but as I'm sure he gets it as lot, I said nothing) who is a guard there (and amazing human encyclopedia!), and he gave me some of the facts and was kind enough to even deliver some of them to video too.

     


 


Once I was done with the audio-video-photo bit, I headed back and we got going... but not after both of us taking more pictures from the water... well, you just gotta eh?

  



Leaving St Louis was as fast as we'd hoped it would be, easily clipping along at anythung from 5.5 to 7 mph. The barges were a lot more active in the area though, so we had to keep a sharp eye and ear out, making sure we avoided them. Due to all the tug wash, the waves bouncing off the barges and the narrowness of the river, we had some rockin' n rollin' waves to bounce us around a bit, and we took on some waves over our laps before about 45 minutes later, we managed to clear the busy area and get far enough south to have flat calm clear water again.
The sun was amazing and we made sure we sunblocked up before too long, but even so, both got a little toasted. Lunch was spent on a nice big sandy beach, finishing off the last of our lunch-stuff, so we knew we had to make sure we could get to a re-supply place that night, or at least by lunchtime tomorrow. After checking the GPS and the maps, we decided we should be able to reach Crystal City by the end of the day.

Paddling through some smaller industrial areas we saw where sick barges go to get fixed up...
Lifted up out of the water on a huge wedge-shaped floating platform, we could see a welder under te bow repairing the hull... and it gives a good idea as to just how darn big they are!

 

By mid afternoon, my watch on the deck was showing an amazing 19.2 C in the sun, Kevin being already 'sans-shirt' for the past hour or so. The paddling was fairly lazy but still, even with a late start and a good 1-hour lunch stop, we were at the Crystal City boatramp by 4pm, having already just cleared 30 miles. We hope the river stays the same so with an earlier start and being generally more economical on time, we should be knocking out 40-milers.


Pic courtesy of Mr K.Knieling!

The sunset colours on the river were soft and pretty as we arrived at the ramp, and once up and out, we got chatting to some local guys there... one fella, Dave offered to drive us in, but obviously we couldn't leave the boats behind. The other guy, John, a municipal water engineer shot off in his truck and came back 5 minutes later with a great big trailer!

 

Dave said he reckoned he'd be able to find some mates who could run us back to the ramp on Friday, and would give us a call... then we got a ride, boats n all to the "Twin Cities Motel" where we were dropped off and thanking our kind engineer John, he took off to get the trailer back to his depot.

That was roughly when things started to go pear-shaped... The manageress at the motel was no way, not at all, it cannot happen, we can't do that, no way gonna let us have the kayaks in the room... and that was all the help she was... no solutions, no perhapses, no maybes, no alternatives... just NO.

So we thought fine, sod it, lets roll to the next place. Then it got worse... in all the excitement and hurry to put the boats on the trailer, I must have forgotten to re-bungy down one of my wheels, as it was no longer on the back of my boat where it normally resides. Dammit!!

Royally pissed the heck off, I had a quick look at K-Mart over the road, but as expected, there was nothing to work as a solution, however temporary it might have been. Kev strapped his wheels on, and as darkness fell and Thanksgiving traffic got crazy, dodging the cars and trucks, strobe pulsing away, he rolled on another 2 miles to another motel. He tried another one that was closer, but aside from being a bit too spendy, they "were unable to accommodate" us. The good old Comfort Inn was however... very accommodating and helpful, allowing us to put our boats in the downstairs unused back room behind the breakfast area... locked and secure to boot.
Once he'd checked in and dumped gear in the room, he Forrested back to where I was sat, still at the first lousy motel, now covered up in 4 layers of clothes. He'd brought me one of his wheels and once strapped up, we rolled on back to the CI, again with my strobe flashing on the back of the boat and my red flasher on the back of my head, warning the drivers to steer clear!

This morning, we were both up early as were unable to sleep that much... I had my missing wheel on my mind, and Kev has Thanksgiving phone calls to make. After a huge complimentary brekky of bacon, sausages, biscuits and gravy, OJ and fruit n yogurt (well, why not? It's all part of the motel cost, so...) I rugged up and went out into the frosty air to walk the 4+ miles back to the boat ramp and see if I could find my wheel.
I tried thumbing a ride, but it appears my thumb must be broken as I got no ride... well, almost no ride. As I was almost to the ramp, about a half-mile short, Dave happened to drive by... quite a surprise, so he gave me a ride to the ramp and also out to a farm supply shop so I knew where it was should I need it tomorrow.
Unfortunately, it looks like I might need it, as even though walking very slowly and carefully the whole 2 miles back to the first motel, I didn't find my wheel.
After that, I carried on half-way back and met Kev at Walmart where we did the full-on re-supply... enough to easily last us the predicted 5 days of wilderness paddling south to Cairo IL, and the end of the upper Mississippi. After that, it'll be 953 miles of lower Mississippi to go.

We'd been saying "Cairo" like we expected it to said, so the first syllable rhymes with "Why"...  like "Khy-Ro", but around here, everyone says it to rhyme with "Hay"... "Kay-Ro"... We are adapting...

The afternoon was spent doing updates, checking out towns and info along the river and then heading down to Ryans resteraunt for the amazing, belt-busting $12 all-you-can-eat Thanksgiving buffet.



We are both suitably stuffed, like the proverbial turkey and after waddling and burping our way back, are sat finishing updates and getting stuff ready for the off tomorrow.
Hopefully Dave will be able to hook us up with a ride for us and the boats, or at least a ride to the farm supplies (if I can't find anything over the road at the hardware store that is)... If not, it may be a laborious process of wheeling 4 miles with Kev and his boat, leave him there and return with a wheel, then roll on over myself... 12 miles to start the day... yay. Let's hope not!

So now it is time to save n upload... then pack the rest of the gear ready for the morning...

So until the next time...

Catcha!

K.
Stuffed.



Entry #34. November 29th 2008.
Haulin' ASS!

I struck out, 0 for 3, looking for a wheel... I tried Lowes and Home Depot before returning empty-handed to the motel for brekky. Dave had arrived and had his quad-bike trailer hitched to his 4x4, so we were looking golden to get back to the boat-ramp at the very least.
Because we couldn't get the boats out of the back room until breakfast was over, Dave gave me a ride to the farm supplies store, but still I had no luck there. We returned to the motel and I shot upstairs to start getting gear together.
Not wanting to keep Dave waiting too long, Kev and I did the mad last-bits pack-up and got all the gear down to reception, ASAP. Before I packed up my computer, Kev got on-line to the site he'd found and ordered 2 new wheels, and we are hoping they will be arriving in New Madrid just before we do later next week.
Another town that is pronounced locally in a different way then we expected... We'd been saying "Madrid"
as " Mah-Dridd" like the city in Spain... here they say it more as "Madd-Ridd"... Strange!

With Daves assistance, we loaded up all the gear into his trailer. Then we managed the delicate task of man-handling the boats out of the back room and on to the trailer where they sat just fine, strapped down firmly.

There were a few people checking out and as they'd heard a bit about us, overheard conversations, and also checked out some of our websites on the PC in reception, we had quite a few questions to answer as to who, what when where and why... We met the motel manager, Deane, who had a large amount of his relos staying for Thanksgiving, so we had a good long yarn with them, and were invited by 'mom' Gaye, for next years Thanksgiving, should we be in the area!


It was fun to chat with everyone as always, but it did mean that it took almost 2 hours to get away to the river!
 
Dave was an absolute champ, running us about, hauling our gear, and even shoving us off into the water from the ramp... we really would have been in a bind without him, so a huge thanks to our new buddy and paddle-angel Dave Hanley!



We were paddles-wet by 1205 and didn't waste time getting some miles in... the current was still running at a wonderfully helpful rate, and we were very, very pleased that after 4 hours and 40 minutes of paddling, just stopping for a drifting food break at about 3 pm, we had clocked up almost 30 miles! Yeah, the current really made a huge difference, with us averaging 6 mph. I noticed whilst we were sat drifting that we'd covered almost half a mile in the short time it took us to eat a cereal bar!
About half an hour before it started to get dark and we began looking for a place to stop, a large tug was heading towards us pushing the (thus far) largest amount of barges we'd seen so far... 24!
I paddles ahead as Kev took the pic of me with the behemoth behind me... and as I did so, the skipper got on the load-hailer and started chanting "Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!"... then went into a few lines of the old rock song "The Stroke" by Billy Squire, before asking "How far you guys going... Cairo?" ( the town down the river in Illinois, not the city in Egypt) to which I indicated by waving 'onwards, much farther'... He gave us a loud "Well, good luck guys, be safe!" and passed us by. Very cool though... we got a good laugh and a kick out of that.

Given that we'd done almost 30 miles in an afternoon, we were pretty fired up to get a bigger mile day in tomorrow.
As were planning to make it a big day, it also meant that the night before we should make a fast easy camp. It didn't get much faster and easier as we pulled up onto a firm flat beach that had built up in front of a wing-dam at Milo Island, and threw down right there. Well, Kev did.
The THUNDERDOME is a free-standing dome tent, so it was fine on the (admittedly quite firm) sand. My tent wouldn't have likely stayed up though, and in the interest of a speedy getaway the next morning, we went quick and simple and I got to share the glory of a night in the THUNDERDOME.

I gathered driftwood whilst Kev set up, and then we both sat down to an awesome beach fire, toasting brats on the flames, and in a stroke of genius (he said modestly) whilst shopping, I had though to to get some sauerkraut, so with that heated up on the stove, we gorged ourselves on big fat sausage and 'kraut sammies. Awesome!
The night was surprisingly warm and totally still, only broken by the odd passing barge and the lapping waves it caused. And sometimes the 1,000,000 candle-power spot lamps they use!

Other than a passing hunters boat (and their huge spot lamp playing over the tent) at about 0500, we were undisturbed all night and both had a solid nights sleep laying head-to-toe in the THUNDERDOME.

(It's gotta be written in capitals... you just can't put Thunderdome... it's not right. At least I'm not putting THUNDERDOME...)

Anyway, we were up, packed and had eaten breakfast by 0630, and as the light was becoming more substantial and paddle-able, we put in easily with a slide down the sand and were paddling off into the still ripping current by 0645.
The cloud cover that had kept the night at a decent 5 degrees was thinning out and even though the sun was beaming through, we could feel the heat leaving faster than the sun could re-warm us. Gloves and beanies stayed on a bit longer until the clouds had almost totally cleared and we had a higher, warmer sun beaming down on us.
The clouds, sun and calm water we saw at about 0900 was pretty nice though, so we both stopped (well, stopped paddling but happily drifted onwards) to take a few pix.


 

We had to endure about 2 miles of rough water afterwards as we started to paddle along a south-east facing section of the river and the wind was blowing right at us... bouncy choppy waves, combined with the wake of a fair amount of barge traffic in the area were frustratingly reducing the speed which had become somewhat addictive. I had changed my GPS map screen so it also showed the current speed and I was hooked... I just couldn't get enough of the fast stuff! It was kinda good though, because just like on the bike rides I've done, if you are keeping an eye on your speed, you do keep a better pace.

We were clipping along at 6.2 to 6.8 mph most of the time, but in the rough stuff, that had dropped to 5.4 to 6 mph and I wasn't happy...  But casting my mind back a few months to paddling on the Red River, I could only have dreamed of making 5 mph! Using that as some consolation, we knocked on through the rough stuff to be rewarded with some narrower sections of river where the current was ripping through even harder and almost delirious with joy, we spent a good mile at nothing less than 7.2 mph. Yes, we have little else to think about as we paddle, and we do know that you can run faster, but it's still pretty exciting to us!

As part of our economising-on-time drive, we had a fast lunch at a nice beach sitting in the sun and dining on sammies for just 30 minutes instead of the (somewhat too long) 1 hour + we have enjoyed in the past. Not to say we won't again, but knowing time is growing shorter, we are trying to make better miles. The sun was out in full blast and I'd found a nice log that worked perfectly as a bench, so we sat eating and watching the barges pass until we were also back on the water.

 


It wasn't long after lunch that we spotted the largest barge we'd seen yet... 5 wide and 6 long made it a 30-barge monster! I snapped a pic of it as Kev paddled past, both of us amazed at the size, and both glad we weren't the ones having to pilot it!




Right around the time we hit 2 records, we also passed a bit of a monument, a geological point of interest that even had Lewis and Clarke writing about it over 200 years ago... Tower Rock, a huge tree covered spiraling rock growing straight up out of the river, so of course, if it was good enough for Lewis and Clarke to write about, it was good enough for us to take pictures of too...


Those are 40 foot high pines on the top... so yeah, it's pretty big!

The 2 records of which I spoke earlier were our highest paddle-speed yet (just paddling that is, not racing waves) clocking up a consistent 8.4 mph for 3-odd minutes as we paddled around Tower Rock, and also, our highest amount of miles: 38.5.

That was only around 2 pm though, so there were more to be had. We were planning on stopping at the Trail of Tears State Park CG, and so with iPods pumping out the tunes, we pushed on for the last 3 hours of decent light to make it to the campground, and to blow the mileage record out of the water... we hauled ass for almost 9 hours, and with the good current we clocked up 53.4 miles... 53.4!!

Pretty chuffed, to say the least, and if we can do a few more days like that, it'll really put us ahead of schedule, so that's the plan for the next week or so... up early, quick lunch, and bomber days... weather depending of course.

And speaking of the weather, we only just got into camp in time... the rain was starting to fall as we pulled up to the boatramp. I hopped out and did a stiff-legged trot up to see what was what, and as it looked good, came back to tell Kev "Prognosis Positive". As I am still mono-wheeled, we quickly strapped Kevs boat onto his wheels and ran it up to the campsite, then I returned with the whole cart to bring my kayak up. The rain was worsening as we threw the ground sheets down, and by the time we had the tents pegged and upright, there was a steady drumbeat of raindrops on the flys.
We threw our kit into our tents and jumped in after it to sit and eat some tinned ravioli and chocolate pudding. The rain let up after a while, and with the power-point right next to where we'd chosen to pitch, I ran my little extension cord into Kevs tent and we sat in there laughing our asses off to another couple of episodes of The League of Gentlemen... we have 4 episodes of the 3rd series left now, then we move on to Little Britain!
Just as we started to watch the show,  we heard "ding ding ding ding..." and saw flashing lights from the adjacent rail-crossing. We'd been paddling alongside the railroad for most of the day and not seen ONE train... but as we are about to relax and watch a show, HONK! HOOOOOOONNNNNNNNK! HOOOOONK HOOOOOOOOONK!!!!!! We get one rattle us silly as it blasted past 30 feet away! Bloody heck, cheap land next to rail tracks always used for campsites!

After the train had passed and the comedy was over, I went back to my tent to sit and write this whilst Kev did the same, trying to catch up on his entries as he is about a month behind. Having power certainly makes the difference too, as the dead battery problem is not there.
Once he was done and I had my power cord back, I plugged in everything I have to charge it up and crawled into my sleeping bag, ready for some good zees. That was when the second train came barreling past, with all the same noise and fanfare. Fortunately, it was only 2 of 2, so we were done for the night with trains although the passing barges made a bit of noise but as we were  about 100 yards from the river, they didn't bother us too much.

The morning was still a wet affair with a steady drizzle keeping everything damp and clammy. We were up early at 0545 as planned and after a brekky of squashed banana, pop-tarts and a soy choco shake thing I bought for a change, we got everything away in the boats and reversed the wheel-sharing procedure to get both boats back down to the boat ramp.
It wasn't looking good for a drying session at lunchtime so we were both pretty much resigned to being wet all day, and setting up still-wet tents at night.
The mist was heavy over the river as we paddled out past the boat-ramps breakwater and passing it, we quickly went from 4 mph to 7.4 mph as the current swept us up. Not a bad thing at all, and in fact the current ran harder for most of the day... which was just as well as we needed something to go our way. The clouds were low dark and releasing all day so it was rather grim.

 

Lunch was another hurried 20-minute affair where we quickly threw baloney sammies together and whilst jogging up and down the beach to keep warm and stretch our legs, we munched them down.
Barge traffic was above average, with about 10 or so passing us from downriver, and giving us some chop to ride over at times, adding to the general wetness we were not so much enjoying.
The high of 5 C coupled with constant rain made it one of the most iPod intensive days I have had so far, helping me to keep paddling along. Weather aside, we were both still pretty pleased that we had pushed on hard, as by the time we were finding a camp spot, we'd broken the 50 mile mark and then some. Camp was a rushed "sod it, it'll just have to bloody do" affair as we rammed the boats into a muddy beach and hauled them up the slope and into the trees in the rain.
Before all the light left the day, we cleared a small area of fallen sticks and threw our tents up before dragging the kayaks over and throwing all our needed kit into them.
I sat and heated up some soup in my tents vestibule and am now getting this update done, using the heat from the computer on my lap to dry out the last damp bit on the back of my jacket (which is over my lap, in case you thought I was being strangely and amazingly gymnastic!).
The passing barge traffic is still above average, rumbling past every 20 minutes or so it seems. I just hope they take a break for the night, as the noise of the rain banging down with irregular rhythm on my tent is enough as it is.
Sore and tired, I think it is time to pack this up and lay down for some rest... But happy in the achievement of an even bigger day... yeah, we broke yesterdays record already... 53.8 miles today! Damn good, especially given the lousy weather!

OK, more soon.

Cheers.

RWK.
Bed.



Entry #36. December 3rd 2008.
Nasty Motel in New Madrid!

We named the campsite 'Muddybank' as that was the main first obstacle to get through the next morning.
Once we'd packed up all the gear and took down our wet tents, we carried the boats through the trees to the top of the bank. Hoping it'd be easier than carrying them down, I slid my boat down the leaves towards the water, but only got as far as the muddy bit of the bank. I'd hoped the boat would slide over, but it just got stuck and gunked up. I ended up rolling it onto its side and scraping all the mud off with my spare paddle before giving Kev a lift with his boat.
Once they were on the sand it was a bit easier to get in, but only a bit. The sand was too easy to sink into, so we had to get in as high above the water line as possible, sit down, rinse off boots, and once in spray-skirt, then shunt backwards with our paddles.



We set off with small snow flurries falling on us, but it was quite light and not really getting us wet. The paddling was pretty good and the current still nicely keeping us moving along at over 6 mph. As we neared Cairo, and the end of the Upper Mississippi, we could see the huge Ohio River flowing in from the left. The merging of the rivers actually caused us to slow down, due to the fact that the river widened considerably.
Keeping an eye on my speedo, I could see we'd gone from a happy 6-7 mph to a somewhat disappointing 4 mph. As usual, the free mind has too much time to think, so I began to calculate mileage, time and distance and I wasn't happy with the results! Luckily, my concerns didn't last much more than 3 miles or so, because rounding the bend, the river narrowed out a bit, and the flow rate went back up to something more reasonable like 5-6 mph.
I was even more happy as we paddled through a channel that was lined with wing dams and we clipped through at a steady 7.5 to 8 mph for 4 miles. That made up for the earlier loss of speed, at least in my mind!

As we paddled past Cairo and into the merging of the rivers, we left behind Illinois, and entered Kentucky for my first time... but it was short lived given that there is only about 60 miles of the state that borders the river... by the next day, we crossed into Tennessee.

Lunch was another cold affair trotting up and down a small sandy beach on the upstream side of a large wing dam.
After a quick feed of the usual baloney sandwiches we pushed back off again, and as we paddled on, we began to get more and more of a headwind blast us in the face. Even though it wasn't directly from the north, it had swung down from that general direction, and was more of a west-north-west wind, and pretty darn chilly. My cheekbones were stinging from the wind, so Kobie the Kid saddled up on his floating pony and paddled on into the sunset!



Getting slapped around by the wind and the waves wasn't a very fun way to end the day, and slogging though the chop at just over 4 mph meant we didn't quite crack the 50 mile day. However, 47.3 still was good enough to keep the past few days average above 50, so we were happy with that.
Getting a good run-up, I drove myself as far up the small beach (we'd decided to stop at) as possible to avoid getting a wave swamp me from behind. The sand was soft and sinky so I had to tread carefully or risk losing a boot. Pulling Kev up, I nearly did, but just managed to scrunch up my toes and keep the boot on me, not in the sand.

The lower river levels meant a 100 yard walk across cracked dry-surfaced, but wet underneath, mud. The walk was OK, although there was the odd ankle-deep soft spot, but we knew the added weight of carrying boats would mean more potential boot-stealing. Strategically placed bits of driftwood on the worst soft spots was the best plan we had... and did work quite well. Except for the 2 times I missed stepping on them and sank, losing my boot each time. And for the other time I tripped over the wood I was supposed to stand on! Fortunately nothing broken, on the boats, Kev or me.

The wooded area was even thicker and messy than Muddybank the night before, so we opted to pitch the THUNDERDOME on the sand just before the trees, but higher up the sand and fairly sheltered from the wind. The only problem was, it wasn't level, so we got to use our spare paddles as shovels and did a bit of construction work, creating the level firm foundation for the THUNDERDOME for the night. In my boots, and complete with the washed up hard-hat I found, it was like being back on site... If my boots'd been yellow, I would have been like PCK (Singapore people will get that, everyone else will be going 'huh?")!

 

Whilst Kev pitched his tent, I went off hunting for wood. There was a fair bit to be found, but it was best to gather it from the outskirts of the tree-area, as going in meant battling through thick vines and needle covered bushes. There was a nice amount of heather around though, so kindling was plentiful. The heather did seem a tad green though, and lighting it seemed to prove that as it was keen to go, but just wouldn't quite catch fully. Kev found a good dry clump that had died, so after twisting it up into a tight bundle, we got it lit, and as Kev stoked the flames with little bits of dry twigs and more heather, I blew like mad and we got it roaring in no time.
The clouds had cleared and the wind had dropped almost all away, so sitting under the stars with a roaring fire was just fine by us... especially as we had more brats to roast on the flames.
I'd built the fire in a slight depression just down the bank from where we were sitting, against a nice big log, so the heat was reaching us very well... too well in one instance as Kev burnt the tip off of one pair of his socks, so he was understandably miffed. Putting the heat to better use, I toasted marshmallows to perfection, even more so with a bit of chocolate wedged into them as I heated it all in the flames... Yum!
Things were starting to freeze on the kayaks, so after we dried the wet gear by the fire, we put it all away, we turned in for the night.
Sleeping in the THUNDERDOME was quite warm and toasty, due to the better wind protection it gives than my tent,  and as Kev noted, the greater combined heat from 2 people so waking up it was hard to know how cold it had gotten in the night. Opening the fly gave the answer as it was covered in ice. The clear sky that was filling with golden rays was a very welcome change to the previous few days gloom though, so we were not so reluctant to get up and paddling. The boats were covered in a good amount of white frost, and as Kev took a pic, I stuck my head out to survey the day, much like a previously hibernating bear!


The semi-frozen cracked mud ground (Paige's pet hate!) held our weight all the way to the waters edge, so getting the boats back down was less of a problem than the carry up.




Morale was high given the clear blue sky and warming sun, so heading out, we didn't mind we were leaving a little later then normal, paddles wet by 0745. Plus we were 'only' going to be doing 30 miles to New Madrid, where I was going to be collecting my new wheels for my cart.
We saw a bunch of barges as we paddled. The ones behind us were more of a concern because with the good current, they could be up close behind us a lot quicker than before. Keeping an eye on our '6' was a regular and important task. The Coastguard came past checking on buoys, but other than that, there was no other river traffic, but by the half-way point, we had the weather to keep our attention again. The wind was back to a good blast, hitting us at 15-25 mph, so the waves were chopping up and giving us something to battle against. Both Kev and I had been suffering sore shoulders and the struggle to paddle wasn't making them any less sore. 
We were lucky to keep 4.5 mph at times, so by the time we reached the New Madrid boat-ramp, soaked and wind-blown, seeing the moving average of 5.2 mph on my GPS was good, and felt very well earned.

It was my turn to wheel into town then return with the cart, so whilst Kev sat down a bank out of the wind, I rolled into New Madrid, heading for what we hoped was a good place to stay. We thought it was a KOA (Kampgrounds of America) campsite, but Kev had mis-read his PC map, as it was called 'The Relax Inn and Kampground"...
As we pulled out of the water, we met a fella called Bud who gave us a dubious report on the Inn... saying he referred to is as the 'Ejaculation Motel', so I wasn't feeling too lucky... and arriving at the place was feeling even less so.
There was no camping as it was out of season, but I have still yet to see where you could camp anyway.
The place is a total dump, and paying $45 for the double room is a bit of a stretch... but at least the kayaks fit in it.
I am in no way high maintenance, but this place is axe-murderer, trailer-trash, crack-head, wife-beater, hooker central... We feel like high society compared!

No credit cards accepted, cash only, cash deposit for the key, (to a door which won't lock anyway!) and Rina, the lady that works at the desk (who is very nice and helpful actually, and is wasted here... she did what she could for us, but she doesn't have much to work with) has a huge insane-looking boxer dog to protect her should she give the word. Of course, as I love dogs I had him on his back giving him a belly rub in seconds... hahaha.
Rina said they have to have a key deposit as people rent out the rooms to other people, they refuse to leave the next morning, sometimes they will sell the key to someone else... But she said it was nice to have us stay, and didn't bother with the key deposit as she said she knew we weren't going to cause any problems! Man, she must have some trouble here I reckon! Although the place was not great, it looked slightly better in the picture when I checked in with the sun shining... but the overcast day the next morning gave the place a more realistic and crappy appearance!

 



The water is just warm at best, the bathroom door has shoe-heel marks and knife-holes in it, the front door won't lock, the duvet has cigarette burns in it, the desk is falling to bits, the air-con is falling to bits and staining the wall, there is no laundry, internet or working room phone, and the thermostat seems to have 2 settings... 'Off' and 'Fires-of-Hades'. At least the heating does work though, as it's darn cold outside.


   

    


It is good that the TV works though, and has all the channels we like... including Discovery, and it is Mythbusters tonight, so I am happy for that at least. Plus there is a pretty darn good pizza joint next door, so having dined on that last night and thoroughly enjoyed it, I think it'll be round 2 tonight!



We both had a HUGE sleep, neither of us waking before 0900, so we must have needed it and both feel considerably rested. At 1045 we had one of the staff here hammer on our unlockable door (I'd tied it shut to the back of my kayak!) to say we had to check-out... even though we'd already said the night before we'd be 1 more night as my wheels weren't arriving until this afternoon (Wednesday)... I said I'd be over in a while, but he said "Noh esse, you haav to pey nouh hohmes..." So I put on my jacket and got it done. Strewth! I felt bad for what they must have to put up with.

After settling up, we cleaned and organised gear before getting down to some serious typing to get our updates up-to-date. The library had internet, but only on the PCs there... no Wifi or ethernet, so although I have it all ready (or will do once I am done typing this!) I can't upload it yet. You'll probably get to see this after I have reached Memphis... and have been to see the King!
Kev wandered to the library to check email and collected the wheels whilst he was out there as they'd arrived at the post office and so now we are almost ready to roll in the morning. The weather is improving and the new Lower Mississippi maps should arrive here before 10 am tomorrow so once they arrive, we will hit the water again.

So until then,

RWK
Moteling badly.



Entry #37. December 5th 2008.
From 'comfort' to cold comedy.


The day spent in the 'comfort' of the motel was good in that I got plenty of updating done, as did Kev. Also, my wheels arrived on time so that was another bonus. They were even inflated too, so that saved a trip down to the servo. As I was wiggling one of them onto the axle of my cart, Kev was enviously seeing how well they fitted behind his seat where he keeps, or rather, jams his larger, less-well-fitting wheels. As I know he has suffered from that problem since having his new tires fitted, I swapped my new ones with him, so now we are both sorted... I can roll, and when we are not rolling, he can sit in comfort!

That night, we were actually more glad to be in the manky motel than we thought, as a huge storm decided to unleash itself on us, with rain lashing down for most of the night. I did the pizza run, well, sprint, across the back parking lot to the pizza joint as we'd enjoyed the last one, and well, there was actually no other place to get food anyway, so it was just as well the pizza was good!
After another decent sleep with the heating pumping out warmth (other than the TV, the heating was about the only thing that worked well... almost too well...) my soaked clothes and shoes were dry so we packed up all the gear into the boats and pleased that the sun was shining, sat them on the wheels outside whilst we waited for FedEx to deliver the maps. Again, nothing is easy, even though we plan and try to make it so. After repeated phone calls to the shipping company and FedEx, we finally got an ETA on the package, even though we knew it was supposed to (and what was paid for!)  be before 1030. It turned up at 1127!
As well as the maps, Kevs mum had sent a bunch of other stuff, including the aLoksaks he'd ordered...probably the best water-proof travel bag you can get. Like a zip-lock on steroids. And Kev had got one for me too, which was awesome!

Now armed with the supplies,and most importantly, the maps, we hit the road and walked the 1 mile back to the boat ramp where after a quick lunch of bolony and mayo sangers, we hit the water again. As said, the sun was shining, which was just as well because the ambient air temperature was just hovering above zero. The wind had slowly got less through the day, but it was still bitingly cold and, not surprisingly, from the north. The TV had said the wind chill factor would make it feel like 14F (-10 C) and they were not wrong. We were pleased to see the wind was sufficiently low to not cause any waves though, and as we had it mostly at our backs, by the time we were out in the middle of the river, we were moving at a decent pace what with the current too. Paddle-spray was still a bit of a nuisance, giving me a bit of a cold arm, but with the fleece on under my jacket it wasn't too bad. We weren't paying much attention, so quite when and where we left Kentucky behind, and crossed into Tennessee, we're not sure, but it was another state down... not many more to go!

By 1645 it was getting decidedly bloody cold, and it was definitely time to find a campsite. Unfortunately, pickings were rather slim, so we ended up on a beginning-to-freeze sand-bar on the Tennessee side of the river that was totally devoid of driftwood. Which meant much to our disappointment, NO CAMPFIRE! Boo!!


We pitched the THUNDERDOME and threw in what we needed before heating up some food in the slight shelter of our boats and the tent. The wind was still only about 5 mph, but it felt like it was being piped straight from Siberia, chilling us to the bone.
Once we were full of hot food, we cleaned up, then zipped ourselves away in the tent... and even though we had no mains power, it was time to drain some battery power and watch some comedy... it was 5.30, dark and cold, and we didn't feel like just laying in our sleeping bags and stare at the roof of the tent... so although both of us were wrapped up like Michelin Men, it was fun sitting in there having a good laugh.

I wish I'd have realized quite how cold the night was going to get though, as I'd have worn more yet when I was in my sleeping bag. In the night, the temperature dropped to about -8C, and given that we were camped on frozen sand, it was like being on snow. Even with good sleeping bags and insulated pads, it was not the warmest or most comfortable nights sleep at all, plus right where we'd stopped also seemed to be a place that barges pull up and wait or an on-coming downstream barge to pass, so we had a lot of noise from them too... so it was almost a relief to have to get up at 0615 and pack up.
I'm glad I did get up and out when I did though, as the sunrise was absolutely fantastic;





To begin with we had too much cloud cover and not enough current, as the first hours paddling was cold and slow, with not quite 5 miles done. By 1000 though, things had picked up, the sky was clear blue and I was putting sunblock on my face. We managed to push the average speed up from 5 mph to 5.8 by the end of the day, clocking up 48 miles which was a good 10 to 15 more miles than we  thought we might get done. There were some great spots in the river where it was really running hard, and we could zip along at 7.5 to 8 mph for a few miles... much better for the mental side of things as well as the physical!
Barge traffic was fairly consistent, both up and down stream, and we even had one where the crew yelled out to us to watch out for the wake... Gee, ya think? Oh well, it's the thought that counts!

Around 3 pm, we left Missouri behind and entered Arkansas, (pronounced Ar-kan-saw) our 11th state so far.
(For those not keeping track... MB (Canada), ND, SD, MN, WI, IA, IL, MO, KY, TN and AK. If you don't know the abbreviations, go to Wikipedia!)
Paddling along in the dying light, the whirlpools at the sides of the river gave us something to fight against as we paddled along looking for a decent place to stop for the night before we began to freeze... and the sunset looked pretty good reflected in the swirly-whirly water too...




So after paddling along through the whirling water we managed to find a campsite, again in Tennessee where we've hauled the kayaks up a bank and into some decent soft heather... hopefully a lot more comfy and warm than the sand the previous night. Also, this place has a TON of driftwood, so we have barely had to 'gather' it, as it is laying everywhere within easy reach.
We have about 80-odd miles until we reach Memphis, so we are hoping to be there by the evening in 2 days time... so I expect the next update will be from there!

Time to save this and warm my chilly fingers by the fire.

Until the next time...

RWK,
Defrosting.


Entry #38. December 11th 2008.
Spanking the Nun.

Well, quite a bit has happened since my last chilly update by the fire... We made it to Memphis and saw Graceland as well as ate some good BBQ pork, and are now 2 days beyond... So it is time to go back to where I left off and recap the past events.

We woke on the morning of Saturday the 6th to maniacal laughter of the evil-movie-villain variety. The tents were pitched in the glare of a sole lamp, shining down from its pole at the top of the bank where we'd had the previous nights fire. I woke up at about 0530, and after peeking out from inside my tightly cinched hood, I was not sure if it was daylight or lamp-light I was seeing. It had been a pretty damn cold night dropping to around minus 6, maybe more, so even with a few layers on, I was pretty cold and didn't get the best nights sleep. Whilst laying there trying to decide whether to fully wakeup and take a much needed pee, the decision to come fully awake was made for both if us. We can only assume it was from a barge, and meant for us, but someone had obviously spotted our tents in the light of the lamp and so on a PA system and in true Doctor Evil style they let out a huge "Mwaaa haaaa haaaa haaaaaaaaaaa!", pretty much guaranteeing to make us move.

Once the ice was shaken off the tents and everything was packed away, I wiggled my rudder to loosen up the frozen rudder-cables, and then we slid the boats into the water and got away paddling without too much of a problem. Or so I thought...
The lack of any known problem was short lived though as once we rounded the bend, the supposed gentle southerly breeze turned out to be a stiff 20 mph westerly. And we were paddling straight into it. The rough stuff lasted for about an hour before we had some respite and made a turn south, giving us some much needed shelter and our worn out shoulders a break. A break which again, was short lived as we stared to head west again, this time on a 14 mile long straight. Paddling into the wind which was hitting the surface of the water, against the current, meant the waves were big and messy, slapping us around far more than we'd have cared for. Passing barges were also creating more chop so we were rocking and rolling everywhere, fighting the water with our paddles to try and move forward as well as stay right-side-up.
It was kinda like having to hang on to the middle of a broom-handle whilst 2 manic 5-year-olds wrestle with each end of it. As I've mentioned before, one second you are swamped to waist-level, water breaking over your lap, one arm almost elbow deep, getting soaked, the next second, it's a swing-n-a-miss as the paddle stroke you crank hard into has the blade scooping air, so you throw your arm out... just plain hard work and not much fun at all.

Even with the very welcome sun, after slogging hard into the wind for almost 4 hours and just managing to keep a moving speed of 3 to 5 mph, we were wrecked, both of us with stabbing pain in our shoulders and upper arms. Seeing a potential beach to stop at, we had a look at it, but it seemed like we may get swamped there, so then thought about the wing-dam a half-mile ahead.
Now being out of the channel, and with no good flow to aid us, battling into the still present headwind meant we barely hit 3 mph and driving up onto the small beach behind the wing-dam we had just enough speed to get ourselves clear of the waters edge as we got out.
After looking over the dam, and seeing nothing in the way of potential rest-stops for a while (we were thinking of waiting a few hours until the forecasted drop in the wind) we headed back to the first beach and with a better angle of approach, now aided by the wind, we drove far enough up the beach to hop out with no swamping.

After pulling the boats up away from the waterline, we set up in the shelter of some trees which got us out of the wind, and in what seemed like the first time in ages, had a nice leisurely sit-down lunch, both of us relishing the warming glow of the sun which was blazing down from a clear blue sky.
The mornings exertions had left us both pretty sore, wet and tired, and the lunch spot was looking more and more tempting to become the campsite for the night.
We had a bunch of gear out on the beach drying in the sun, and given that the wind was actually beginning to lessen slightly, we were bouncing around the idea of pushing on for an hour or two in the afternoon... we'd done 25 miles that morning, but to crack 30 would have been good.
Whilst we were weighing up the ideas, (and with wrecked shoulders, admittedly we were leaning towards staying) I went to get my sleeping bag out of my back hatch to air it out for 20 minutes, and that was when our decision to stay was made for sure. My back hatch was half-full of water, and most of my gear was soaked. Well, most of it was in dry-bags, so they were wet, saving the contents for the most part but even then, some of them had leaked through the seams a bit...! The label that read "Not intended for submersion" was clearly correct... Nightmare!

   


After digging everything out from the hatch and spreading it out all over every available tree branch and twig, leaving the beach to look like a yard-sale gone wrong, I pumped out the water, sponged and toweled the inside dry, and began to figure out where the heck it had all got in from. I was sure the cover hadn't leaked, but it was possible that the ice had meant it hadn't sealed properly. Looking back into the tail end of the kayak though, I saw the problem.
When I'd wiggle my rudder cables that morning to free them from being frozen in place, instead of the cable freeing itself from inside the sleeve, the whole cable sleeve had moved and popped out of where it goes through the hull, leaving a clear 6mm hole. In the pitching 'seas', it had been submerged probably more often than not, and that was where I'd been slowly filling from.
Luckily, I still had the half-used tube of silicone sealant from where I sealed up my leaky bulkheads, so it was put to good use again, cementing and sealing the sleeve back in place.
Although it was a less-than-ideal event, I was looking on the bright side in that I'd noticed it at lunchtime, and we'd not continued on... I may have even started to find myself sinking, but at best we'd have pulled in at 1645, in the growing cold and dark, to find the waterlogged hatch, and gear. That would have been bloody awful!
Typically, by mid afternoon, the wind had almost completely dropped, but rather than lament the paddling we didn't do, we just enjoyed the warm sun and peacefulness. Before pitching the tents we had to clear away a bunch of thorny plants so as not to puncture any ground-sheets, tent bottoms or worse yet, sleep pads and having done so, the ground was by then just bare damp sandy-dirt so I gathered huge armfuls of the heather and straw-grass all over the beach giving us both some nice soft underlay for sleeping on. Deadmen were dug in and once we had the accommodation set up, the gathering of firewood began, as well as some more pink sunset appreciation!



Even though the temperature had dropped to minus 4, as we were moving around camp, even away from the campfire, it really didn't seem that cold due to the low humidity and no wind... a pretty decent evening for sure.
The official name of the area we stopped was Daniels Point, but I re-named it Soggy Kayak Campground.

The previous pink sky at night turned out to be paddlers delight, as we awoke to clear blue skies and the golden rays of the sun bathing our tents in a rusty glow. There was a good white frost over everything, but it didn't last long once the sun got a bit higher. It was a bit of a strange day for general paddling temperature as we had the heat from the sun making us hot one moment, then the crisp northerly breeze drift past us, chilling exposed parts previously warm. I found myself putting my glove on, then taking them off 10 minutes later, beanie on, beanie off, cuffs done up, cuffs undone, pit-zips undone, cuffs done up... many combinations, and a variation of them every 10 minutes or so! Temperature regulation though is for one, important for paddling comfort, and two, something to keep you occupied to alleviate the monotony!!
Something else I'd come up with a while ago to keep things a little interesting was the game of 'Buzzing the Cans', and I decided to take it a step further, and start spanking some Nuns...

To explain: Buzzing the Can is making a close pass to the right hand side green channel markers (known as cans due to the shape... they have a flat top...) and so the natural progression was to start Spanking the Nuns... (these are the left hand channel markers which are red, have a pointy top...).

Buzzing the cans was fun...

     

   

...and coming in close at running speed to a bobbing 250kg metal buoy gave us something to do for a while, especially with the good flow we have been having... (and just look at that water hitting the front of the can!)


...but I needed to take it up a notch. We could have started Spanking the Can, but it really wouldn't have sounded so good, and made such a good journal entry title as 'Spanking the Nun'...!

We don't have an official point-scheme worked out yet, but the near body-slam I gave one must be worth a lot... the pictures Kev got are pretty good too!

 

So after a morning spent Spanking Nuns, we stopped for lunch on a big sand bar where we found one laying on the beach... so like in the film Dr Strangelove (or 'How I learned to love the bomb"), I had to get on top and ride her... Yee-Har!



The sleeping bags had their needed drying and airing in the sun whilst we had our sandwiches and once they were warm and dry, we packed up and set off into the much-enjoyed fast running water. For a few miles, we were hitting upper-8's and even got up to 9.5 mph for a while so by the end of the day, even with the large amount of barge traffic we had to avoid, we'd clocked up over 45 miles.

Pulling in at a large sandbar in front of Meeman-Shelby State Park, we weren't sure if and where we could camp. Kev got talking to a guy, Justin, who had driven his 4x4 down and was taking pictures, and the general thought was that we should be good to just pitch on the sandbar...
Never one to let a good sunset go to waste, I took another shot... It was a good sunset, complete with our trusty (when they aren't leaking) boats, and I really liked the warm light and colour on the sand.



We found a level spot and pitched the THUNDERDOME, then whilst Kev gathered dry wood, I gathered rocks and built a fire-ring. Justin hung out with us for the evening which was cool and we had a good yarn about college, climbing, travel and various past adventures. Just as he was off, we had a park ranger come down to see us and tell us that: 1, you can't drive onto the sand-bars, and 2, there is no camping permitted there either... But given that we were not making a mess, trouble or otherwise, and would be gone, trace-less by morning, he "hadn't seen us". Judging by the way he spoke and appeared to be wobbling all over the sand as he walked, he seemed pretty sloshed so I'm surprised he could see anything! But that's just an opinion...! At least he didn't bust our chops, so we were all cool n the gang.

The rumbling barge traffic was ever-present for most of the evening and the night. Sitting by our campfire watching the huge black shapes rumble past in the darkness of night, the odd nav-light twinkling away, it reminded me of the big battleships cruising through space in Star Wars. We also had the added bonus of having unwittingly pitched the tent right near the 'daymark' navigation marker up on the bank...so every northbound passing barge would sweep its HUGE spotlight over the area looking for the red reflection of the prism tape. It was like being on the run from jail!

The following morning, after a surprisingly warm night, we got up a bit later than normal at 0700, but were pleased that for a change, all the gear wasn't covered in a sheet of white frost. Once the camp was broken down, the fire ring rocks thrown back where they came from, and the ash buried in the sand, we hit the water, looking forward to reaching Memphis, meeting Jim, and generally recouping and resupplying.

The 17-odd mile paddle into Memphis  was pretty average due to the gloomy weather and the choppy water. There was another 10- to 15 mph headwind blowing, so it was giving our already sore shoulders something else to creak about. There wasn't much in the way of newsworthy things to report, although I did see what was left of a house as the river ate away at the cliff it was (what was left of it) perched precariously upon.


As we got in sight of the city, the chop was really bouncing us around again, and stopping to take pictures was a bit of a rushed affair... as soon as we stopped paddling forward, the wind would start to spin us sideways. We did manage some shots though...

   


  
Even with the less-than-perfect weather, we knocked out the miles fairly well and managed to keep in the channel with the flow, so by 1130, we were pulling into the Wolf River where Jim was meeting us at the main boatramp on Mud Island with his awesome big old Ford 4x4 truck and trailer.

Just after meeting us and loading up the trailer with our boats, Jim took us to the scale model (1 foot = 1 mile) of the entire Lower Mississippi River that is located through and around a 1000 foot long public area on Mud Island. It was pretty cool to see where we'd come from, and perhaps not so cool to see quite how far we still had to go! Even though it was technically 'closed' at the time, and so had no water in it, we didn't get hassled as we wandered around, but I'd would love to see it with all the water running one day.

   

 
After that, he have us a tour through the downtown area before driving us out about 20 minutes to his amazing and huge house where we met his wife Karen.

We had thought about going to Graceland, but I wasn't all that bothered until Karen said it was very worth going to... so on her good word, after a quick wash and change, Kev, Jim and I went to see the King. And it was pretty darn cool, I have to say. I've never been a huge Elvis fan, although I quite like most of his music, but seeing Graceland was really quite an eye-opener, and we learned a lot. It was quite surprising that it's as it was back in the day... a house in a street with neighbors. The museum, plane and ticketing area over the road is a bit gaudy, but nothing outrageous. I think we were expecting it to be Elvis Everything like it is Mickey-Mouse-Disney-Everything in Florida, but it was actually really subtle. We were both blown away by the enormous amount of gold records, awards and accolades that he'd earned over the years, and the clothes, especially the jump-suits were amazing. Not that I think I'd want to wear one, but I certainly didn't realise that he had hundreds of them.

 
  
   
   

The TV room down in the basement clad in blue and yellow leather seemed like it was quite the hang-out pad, but was more where Elvis would watch the news. The "Jungle Room" I'd always pictured as being in the basement, but was in fact on the ground floor overlooking the back garden. Full of greenery, wood and clad in green shag-pile carpet, both on the floor as well as the ceiling, it was very groovy-baby!
    

   

   

The cars in the museum were beautiful and some real classics, wonderfully restored and/or kept...So to Karen for recommending it, and Jim for taking us there, I say "Thank-ya vurry much"!  

Once we left Graceland we stopped in at the supermarket because I had offered to cook dinner... Jim and Karens kitchen is almost as big as my whole apartment, so I was keen to be let loose in it... and at Kevs request, I was cooking Carbonara again!
After dinner we managed to get some updating done, but were both pretty tired so feeling nice and safe, warm and dry, we hit the sack... The howling wind and rain sounded awfu outside, so it was very good to be in a nice solid house! The storm continued all night, the rain pelting down hard and by morning there was a small river running through the back garden. The main casualty of the storm we found was the internet, having been knocked out during the night, so there was no more chance to get updates done. Not to worry though as we had a busy and fun day ahead... Once the laundry was on the go, Jim took us out to resupply at Walmart, post stuff at the postie, picked up some needed gear at Outdoors Inc, a small, but jammed-to-the-walls-with-gear store, and then got stuffed at Corkys, a much recommended BBQ joint... we gorged ourselves on a pulled pork roll as well as a slab of wet ribs. (Wet 'cause they are covered in BBQ sauce as opposed to dry, which are rubbed in spices).

Feeling suitable stuffed, we stopped in at best Buy to get some stuff for Karens Mac, then headed back where I had a load of fun setting up some stuff on both Karen and Jims Macs. Being right back in my Mac elemant was cool and Jim and I shared a bunch of pix, videos and stories. Mine of my adventures and video work, and he of his time as a pilot flying huge jets around SE Asia as firstly a 'Flying Tiger' and then for FedEx. Both Kev and I were mightily impressed, to say the least.
Jim had met Kev whilst hiking a section of the Appalachian Trail earlier this year, something he has been doing on and off for the past few years, with Karen being his support vehicle pilot! (We wish she could do the same for us!!)
He had some great stories from the trail, but the one I loved the most was his "raining" lunch stop... I hope I do it justice:

He was out on the trail, walking along, looking for a good place to drop pack and stop for lunch. Walking, walking, walking, he was moving along, but such a place wasn't appearing. After a while, he decided to just stop right there on the trail and sit down for lunch. After a short time sat under a tree, he heard the pitter-patter of light rain-drops. Putting out a hand though, none were felt. Soon after, there was more pitter-patter, but again, no rain felt, and strangely, none seen out on the dry trail. This continued on for a little while more until there was a lot of pitter-patter and he began to feel something falling down onto him. Naturally then, he leaned his head back to look up... and not very far up above him, having hung on for as long as he could but now tired and slipping down the tree, was a 70kg Black Bear! Understandably startled, Jim jumped up and knowing it was for one, not wise, and for two, pointless to run, stood there just as the bear gave up and dropped down, hitting the trail and running off at about 20 mph, away from Jim, down the trail! Jim said he wasn't sure who was the more surprised, but it was certainly a lunch to remember!

Definitely one of my favourite adventure stories! That evening, we went out for dinner to meet a few of Jim and Karens friends, where I had a mountain of a grilled chicken salad... and it was a great evening hearing their stories and sharing ours. We were both particulalry impressed to hear from one of the Memphis born-n-bred couples that back in the day, they'd see Elvis out and about in his car or on his motorbike... often they'd see him pull in at Gracelands gate and stop to say Hi to people, and that she'd even sat on the Kings bike! That was pretty cool, hearing first hand stories of a legendary figure!

Once stuffed again, we headed home, gathered the laundry and hit the hay hard again.
Wednesday (10th Dec) morning, I awoke to the wonderful aroma of bacon, so my nose led me downstairs to where Jim was cooking up a feast of bacon and eggs...and after a hearty breakfast, we began to get our gear together.
Fortunately, the rain had stopped at last so we spent about an hour mopping out the kayaks cockpits, packing the supplies (I think Jim and Karen didn't believe it would all fit... and at one stage, I don't think we thought so either!) and by 1000, after some gentle coercing, pushing, and precision packing we were pretty much ready to roll, all wrapped up in fresh clean dry clothes.
We bid a very fond farewell to Karen, then Jim gave us a ride back down to Mud Island where we put back in, and with a hefty helpful shove from Jim, got floating away again.
A huge thank-you to Jim and Karen for everything... we had a fantastic time in Memphis, and were wonderfully looked after... I can't wait to catch up again!


Me, Karen, Jim and Kev. 

Paddling out into the channel, it was looking to be a pretty average afternoon, and with the recent storm, there was a ton of debris floating downstream with us that we had to avoid. Just as we were leaving the mouth of Wolf River, another paddler suddenly appeared behind us to say G'day. He was in a pretty cool carbon-fibre kayak, probably weighing as much as my rudder! Totally stealthy! His paddle was amazing too, scalloped like a shell, and again, completely carbon-fibre and very expensive. It turned out he was the owner of Outdoors Inc and was quite animated about local paddling and very jazzed to see us out there doing it, especially the hard expedition way we were.
After chatting to him for 5 minutes, we headed off, both of us pretty surprised, and left feeling slightly unworthy, as he paddled away, upstream, about twice as fast as we were heading down... But then I reckon if we had a $6000, 15kg carbon-fibre kayak, we might be able to do the same... maybe!

The good old Army Corp of Engineeers made their dumb-ass presence felt again too, as just after setting off south, one of their small patrol boats hooked a huge blasting u-turn around us, giving us both a good wet-lap swamping, and making us yell a few curses at them. So staying dry for more than 20 minutes didn't happen...

Skipping lunch and just having few energy-bars, we paddled on for 4-odd hours until just around 4 pm, pulling in to a revetment where we got busy with the spare paddles again, digging out a level spot in the sand up high above the water to pitch the THUNDERDOME.
Whilst Kev set up his tent, I went off in search of some dry wood, which given the recent rain, was probably going to be a bit hard to find. All the wooded area behind us was still soggy and nothing on the ground was dry, but I was lucky to find a couple of large dead trees, mostly still upright and off the ground. I spent half an hour snapping off all the stuff I could, and with Kev done with the tent and gathering too, by the time it was almost dark, we had a pretty decent sized pile of firewood.

After I'd 'borrowed' some rocks from the revetment next to us, I built a pretty decent sized reflector/fire-ring inside which we built a good fire. It took a bit more of the after-burner-like assistance of my pocket-rocket stove, as well as a bunch of huffing, puffing, coughing and spluttering from Kev and I to get the damp kindling going, but it wasn't long before we had a good roaring fire on which we could toast the brats.
The brats were awesome as always, and with a tin of hot sauerkraut to go with them, we had a royally good feed.
I didn't get any pix that night as the warmth and comfort of the fire was too good to move away from, but the next morning, before putting the rocks back and covering the ashes, Kev re-enacted the warming of the hands..!


Waking up to the sound of the water slapping the beach was a bit disconcerting as it was a lot louder and more often than we'd have liked... the wind was back up somewhat, giving us cause for concern, and after listening to the marine radio forecast, we were not all that keen to be on the water. Once the camp was clear or our traces, other than footprints, we slid the boats back down the steep sandy bank to the water and trying to avoid a wave up the bum, put in and gt the spray-skirts cinched around ourselves as quickly as possible. I managed OK, but Kev was annoyed at getting wet before we'd even began paddling, a wave sloshing over him before we'd backed out.
That was the start of a rough day, to say the least. We had a 30 mph northerly wind punching us in the back for the most part of the morning. At times we were able to use the land for shelter, but at around 21 miles, we turned onto a fully-south facing 4 mile section that gave the wind something to really funnel down. Given that by 1100 it was gusting to 40 mph, the waves were really growing. We were moving forward at a reasonable rate, which was good, but it was the constant wrestling and fighting to stay straight and upright that was taking its toll... that and being wet, cold and wind-blown.

As we approached the right-hand bend at the end of the straight, we could see what looked like a picnic area and bathrooms...  We were both wrecked, so when Kev yelled to me that he'd had enough, and given that my shoulders felt like I was having knitting needles pushed through them too, I was inclined to agree.
Getting out looked to be quite a dangerous mission though as by then we were in peak flow running around the outside of the bend, and the waves were crashing into the rocks, sending up 6 foot high sprays of white water. I spotted a patch that seemed to have less crashing waves against it, and hoping it was because it was shallower, and easier to beach upon, yelled back to Kev that we should aim for that spot... getting carried further around was not going to be good, and at best, would be a real fight back.

As I got closer, and had a better angle of view, I was very pleased to see a diagonal line forming in the bank which soon grew into the clear view of a boat-ramp. It wasn't marked on any map we had, so it was a very welcome surprise, and after yelling "BOATRAMP" at Kev, and pointing frantically, I aimed for it, paddling like an over-wound clock-work toy.

Battling like mad to get in at the right angle, and not be swept away, my rudder came in very handy at the last moment, as I was able to spin myself into the slight shelter of the end of the ramp and up onto the concrete.
I bailed out fast, and turning to see where Kev was, saw him getting bashed sideways by the wind, very nearly broadside to the rocks and paddling like the clappers to avoid being dashed against them.

I grabbed my emergency throw-rope off my back deck, and running as quickly and carefully as I could in wellies over wet loose rocks, I got to where Kev was battling away...
Fortunately, he managed to paddle and push away from the rocks and get enough forward movement to carry himself forward towards the ramp, so I ran back, and as he got his nose in, pulled him clear. Both of us were totally exhausted, so after a few minutes breather, getting blasted by the wind, we got into dry clothes, put the boats on the wheels, and headed on up to what was a great spot, Mhoon Landing. And yeah, that is the correct spelling!

After lunch in the shelter of the bathroom, we sat around not really doing much... after the mornings hammering, we were both still feeling pretty tired, sore and windblown, so just being able to sit out of the wind and air out our sleeping bags was just fine... Kev actually got in his, and with the bottom unzipped, walked around like a giant blue maggot, talking on his phone for a while. I just wish I'd taken a picture!
I got on my phone for a bit, checked out what was happening in NZ and Singapore, and what I might be doing when I get back there, and after that we set up our tents and got into some updating at last.

There were a few locals that drove by whilst we were out drying stuff and having lunch... most were quite surprised that we were paddling on such a lousy day... one phrase that we both got a chuckle out of was "Yoo gon dun gon out paddlin' in dat? Yoo crazy man, foh show!" Yep, we're getting south, that's for sure!

The sunset was again, a joy to behold, and with the wind now almost gone, it was a really nice evening. Although it was a bit crisp, the temperature had crept up enough that we didn't have that much of an urge to get a fire going in the BBQ pits that were there, so after some picture taking, we sat at one of the benches and had dinner whilst charging the electrical devices and hoping for a better day the next day... The moon was up in full giving us little need for headlamps, so once all dined and washed up, we crawled into our tents where I got to finishing last updates, and then got down to some much needed zees...






Entry #39. December 16th 2008.
Weathered and wind-beaten.

Man, we have taken a pounding the past few days... The wind just seems to be unrelenting! I guess we have had some nice days, but they don't seem to last... and of course, although we enjoy the nice days, they don't stick in the memory quite like the hard ones!

Friday 12th Dec, leaving Mhoon Landing was however, a cracker of a day. We woke up early mostly due to the bright moon-light that had been glowing strongly all through the clear night.
We put in back at the boatramp that the day before had been a scene of horrible paddling conditions. As Kev said on the video, "This is the same river... but in name only"... As you can see from the 2 video-screen shots, the day before was grim, but the morning after was wonderful.

 

The glassy water belied the speed of the current, often having us clip along at over 9 mph for a period of time. Overall, our average was 6.2 mph though, but still a pretty decent speed for the 8-odd hours of paddling we did. Sunblock was slathered on at lunch, with the watch-on-the-deck telling us it was a toasty 16 degrees. Even with a slightly later-than-ideal start (mostly due to the walk down to the water) and a longer lunch spent drying the sleeping bags in the sun, we still clocked up 42.4 miles. The radio wasn't reporting a good forecast for the next day though, so even though we had enjoyed the sun today and the miles covered, we were struggling with the old mind-games that begin to prey on us, wondering what it will be like tomorrow.

As said before, it really is both a physical and mental challenge to be doing this, and both of us were suffering in both departments... especially after the report of 25-35 mph winds from the south east.

As the sun was setting, we began to look for a north-facing bank we could get up to be as sheltered as possible from any wind in the morning. Shading our eyes from the low rays of light, we paddled south west towards a bank and where we thought we'd be able to get out. It turned out to be a good choice, and so Millers Point was our campsite for the night. Once we'd unloaded a few things from the boats and made some smaller, lighter trips up to the top of the bank, we carried the lightened kayaks up... both of us were pretty pleased with the site as we could look out over the river well, watching the barges pass just below. The sand didn't require much leveling for the THUNDERDOME, so once we'd done a fast bit of 'construction' I gathered firewood whilst Kev set up the shelter. There ws plenty of dry wood around, most of it caught in the rocks from the adjacent revetment which I again borrowed a few rocks from to make a good fireplace. As there was still a bit of light in the sky, I also cut some seats into the sand, so we could sit and dine like kings, again with brats and 'kraut. Mighty fine!
Our satisfied bellies full, we sat back to crank out some updates, and again, with one hand hidden from the warmth of the fire by the computer screen, fingers were beginning to freeze, so the overnight low of 4 degrees looked to be false... Both of us were really not looking forward to waking up the next morning...

We did end up having a pretty good sleep though, and even with the noise of the wind in the trees trying to unnerve us, we packed up, just hoping to put in without getting wet. The kayaks all had a good hard layer of white frost over them, and trundling off behind a tree for the morning bathroom break, digging a hole in the sand proved to be quite hard, requiring a good bit of bashing with a stick to break through the 1-inch thick frozen layer!

It did turn out to be another crappy day... getting spanked stupid by the wind and the waves, we slogged along for 7 hours, just failing to make 30 miles... 29-point-something done, and both of us completely exhausted. I had managed to wrench my neck as well as both of us having knackered shoulders, so getting into the slight shelter of the beach at Keiths Landing was a big relief.
Putting in to begin with was fine as we'd chose our spot well and had the shelter we needed, but about a half-mile later as we rounded the bend into the wind, it all went mostly downhill from there. We did manage to find some shelter as we paddled, but really spent most of the day wrestling with the paddles again.
Arriving at Keiths Landing I got swamped getting out, so all the dry wood we could see everywhere was a nice sight as I knew we'd be needing a good fire to dry out my socks, shorts, leggings and spray-skirt. Kev was pretty wet too, so we knew the campfire would look like a cave-mans laundry day again!

Too tired and sore to carry fully laden boats, the gear was unloaded and carried up the beach in a few trips, then the almost empty kayaks brought up last. We did what we are getting good at doing, and that was a quick sand leveling session together again, followed by Kev setting up the shelter whilst I dug the fire-pit (no rocks this time) and gathered the wood, which as said, was plentiful and bone-dry.
I got the fire going in seconds with just the lighter as I'd found some great dry straw and leaves, and with all the tiny twigs I'd piled on top, it roared into life in seconds.

Both of us were pretty spent so after a quick tin of soup, it took some effort to get up to take a pic of the huge golden moon that was beaming down on us, but it was worth it... Out of the wind behind the trees, the moon and the campfire were quite calming, so we ended up just chilling by the fire. I didn't manage any typing, although I did check a couple of things on my PDA... Like what the next town we needed to hit in  day or so had to offer. Kev checked some distances on his PC, but that was about it.





The night ended up getting quite warm with the south wind bringing much warmer air. Once the wind had died to a breeze by late evening, we were de-robing somewhat, the fire really serving to dry the gear. Overnight, the THUNDERDOME was toasty warm, neither of us zipping up our sleeping bags which was a very pleasant change.

Still, the forecast and thought of more stiff 20-25 mph winds the next day didn't make us feel that great.
It was with trepidation I woke up and peeked out of the tent fly to see what the day held for us, but for once, it was actually better than expected.
We got the gear away and the boats in without too much of a problem, both of us wondering if we should have been up earlier to make the most of the day... the moon was so bright it was light at 0500, and with the clear sky, the sun was brightening things up even more by 0600.

And for once, other than the odd stretches of into-the-wind paddling, we were very pleasantly surprised to have a pretty good day, often paddling along fast moving but flat calm water.

Typically though, just as we stopped for lunch at an unmarked boat ramp that we chanced upon, it star6ed to rain on us... But it didn''t last long so we relaxed to enjoy lunch. again, we normally never see anyone all day, but just as we were taking our second bites of our sammies, some hunters pulled into the ramp with a big black bear draped over the front of the boat. We moved our boats and lunch stuff to one side and gave the nod of G'day, but they were not the most friendly of people, saying nothing to us, even though we said Hi. We did get a visit from one friendly little fella though, a poochie who was rather keen to have some attention.


I guessed he lived nearby though, as he was a great condition with a flea collar, and was well behaved... so it was fun for me at least... Kev doesn't have much love for dogs though, so mostly ignored him, but he got more than his fair share of belly-rubs, stick-throws, and a little bit of my lunch too. However, when we set off, he seemed really unwilling to let me go, as he started running along the bank following us, and wouldn't go home! I started to feel bad, but luckily, after about a half-mile, he'd had enough of following us, and turned back home.

The rest of the afternoon was pretty nice again, with good current and little wind, so by the time we started looking for a camp-spot for the night, we'd done over 40 miles.
It was a really great evening, for once with the wind almost gone, and clear skies... but with a gentle very warm breeze. It was tempting to keep paddling into the night, but with no nav-lights, not the safest idea. We could see what we hoped was another camp area like Mhoon Landing, so in the dusk, we paddled on towards it, only to be a bit disappointed to realize it was actually some outhouses at the end of a small airstrip! So not the best place to pull up. There was a boat ramp nearby, but it wasn't looking like the best place to stop, especially given the 20+ pick-up trucks parked up there. Not judging any locals, but we like to keep out of the way as much as possible, and we wern't getting a good vibe, so we plugged on, aiming for some sandy spots along the bank that were glowing white in the gathering dark.
It turned out to be a bit of a steep exit, but a good spot nonetheless. Again, easier to unload, we brought up the gear, then the boats and got into making the foundation for the THUNDERDOME. It was amazingly warm, even by 7 pm, still at over 15 degrees, and so we didn't bother with a fire, but just sat and did some updating and picture editing.

By 9 pm, both of us had had enough of computer-work, so, keen to make a good bash of the remaining 36 miles to Greenville MS, we set the alarm for 0500 and turned in.
There were a few rain showers in the night that woke us, but nothing too bad. The wind was due to be shifting from the south to the north and increasing to 30 mph during the day, so we wanted to be in town before that happened.
Other than the small smattering of rain, it was silent and warm in the night, so feeling rested, at 0500, the beeping alarm got us awake, and at 0501, the wind suddenly hit the tent in a cold blasting squall! Man, were we ever pissed off!
We got up quickly and were all packed up by 0545... but it was still dark. Heavy clouds were keeping it gloomy, so whilst we wanted to be away early, it was still too dark to see well enough... and then it began to rain. Coupled with the cold driving wind, it was a miserable start to the day. We both sheltered under my tarp for 25 minutes whilst it got light enough to put the boats in.
The rain let up to a steady drizzle, so well wrapped up, we got paddling. Ignoring all the aches and pains we were feeling, we plugged away, stopping every hour or so for a quick muesli bar or drink, and managed to get the miles done in pretty good time, catching some decent flow most of the way. Fortunately, it ended up being a better paddle than it looked to be at the start of the day, and by 1.30 pm, we were rolling up the ramp to the road into Greenville.
If only we'd realized it was going to be a 3.5 hour, 8 mile walk in the howling cold wind...! The weather worsened during the afternoon, and walking into it was not much fun... Man, that sucked more than the paddling! We did get offered a ride by one nice guy, who wanted to take our picture, but his truck was too small and the back was full of gear anyway... so we plodded on, the cold wind stinging our faces. After walking for 2-odd hours, the drizzle got heavier as well as did the traffic.


The drivers of the south are somewhat less courteous than others up north as we got buzzed close more than a dozen times... and yelled at, honked at and had our pictures taken a lot. I think the local chiropractor will have a sudden increase in business this week as there were quite a few craned necks passing by us! At least we didn't cause any accidents!

A local pastor, Dennis did stop as we got to the main drag of town though, and we got chatting to him. He is also a keen paddler, and has offered to help get us back to the river a little easier than we got from it... so we will be in touch with him before we head off!

We did think we were about to get busted for real this time though... there was a section of road where the main highway we were on crossed another large highway... and there was no shoulder, foot-path, or anything. So we just joined the traffic at the lights. That was when a police cruiser came across the junction and blocked the traffic on our side. The officer got out, clearly confused as to what the heck we were, what we were doing, and where we were going. Luckily, Kev explained well enough that he just kept the traffic stopped so we could run across without any problems.

So now we are well ensconced in what used to be a Best Western... but given that it has run down to a Once-was-Best-but-is-now-quite-Average Western motel, it was a bit cheaper... $45... but to be honest, other than the fact that the pool is now a lawn, it isn't bad.



We have a HUGE room (we got moved because the TV didn't work in the first one, and the room shouldn't have been given to us anyway...and the very nice and on-to-it boss-lady realized we could use the extra room), with working TV, damn hot water, and rock-solid internet.

Kev walked down to the laundry to wash almost all of his stuff and remove any possible traces of what may be causing him to itch... we think he may have touched some poison ivy when gathering wood. I just had a few things to wash so I did it in the basin and have now got it draped over the paddles and ironing board in our room, drying out!


 

So I have to done with typing and emailing for now... I'm gonna sort out my gear and figure what food I need to get at the grocery store over the road.

There is a new Web Album (number 3) uploaded for anyone who wishes to check it out, and I will be posting more updates in the next few days, as always, internet depending!

Until then...

RWK
Windburnt!


Entry #40. December 18th 2008.
Navigation by Instrumentation.

Fog. Thick white fog. That's what we were having to paddle through today, and the viz was down to less than 30m. So knowing where we were in relation to just about anything else other than each other was rather difficult to say the least!

We ended up taking an extra day off in Greenville, mostly due to being pretty wrecked and in need of the rest. I was all updated, but Kev still had some to do, so that was another reason to stay over. Others would be my shoulder was making nasty crunching noises and Kev still had his poison ivy to get rid of. The weather was lousy, and Mythbusters was on TV that night... more then a few good enough reasons we figured.
So whilst Kev typed and uploaded, I rested my shoulder and got it back into shape with some hot soaks in the tub as well as some Deep Heat rubbed in. We wandered up the road about 3 pm and hit Wendys for a late lunch then went back for some more R-n-R.
One strange item we noted along the way was the large town gas pipes that were hissing loudly, with a strong smell of leaking gas... right outside a child day-care facility! We noticed it the next day too... was anyone else concerned? It seemed not... but then we also noted that nothing seems to happen all that quickly around here either, so perhaps it was the norm...

So anyway, this morning, with both of us feeling pretty good, we shot to the post office to send off a few things before packing up and meeting our great fellow paddler and good Samaritan, Dennis, who gave us a ride down to the Warfield boat ramp.
It would have been a long damp walk in the dense fog if it wasn't for Dennis and his wheels, so we can't thank him enough for his kindness and generosity... helping out 2 weary kayakers and saving them an 8 mile haul! I just wish we'd thought to get a good pic... but we did get him on video, and he was a complete natural! Good on ya Dennis!!



After Dennis saw us off, and got some good pix of us from the shore (we look forward to posting some of them soon..!) we set off into the white mist, both of us agreed that we were going to stay close to shore and away from the channel... although we'd hear any barges, we wouldn't be able to see them until they were WAY too close, so just steering clear was the best option.

The fog cleared for a short while as we paddled under a nearly-completed new bridge but even still, the tops of its towers were still shrouded out of view by the mist.


It is kinda hard to describe the isolation and feeling of being swallowed up that the fog gives... often, our only visual reference to the direction we were paddling was each other, so I found myself using old diving nav skills and keeping a close eye on my compass.

 


As much as possible, we stayed close to shore to have the tree-line as a reference, but every now and then, the rocky sides of a wing dam would loom up 20m in front of us and we'd have to zig hard left to paddle along it until we got shoved around the tip of it by the current.
A couple of times, we could hear the low rumble of approaching barges, so sat out of the way behind the wing dams until they'd passed. Even though they were probably less than 40m away, we couldn't see them at all, and other than the noise, the only other indicator that they'd been close was the slight swell and the small waves we rode as they went by. Creepy!

After paddling for 4.5 hours, often straining to see what was ahead of us, we were feeling a bit tired. Not wanting to have to really hunt for a camp-spot, we cut in behind a wing dam and found a decent place that we could get out at, and then set up the tents on a small grassy hill overlooking the river. The campsite was overlooking Kentucky Bend in the river, so that was the name for the nights accommodation.
The fog was lifting slightly and with the setting sun (not that we'd actually seen it for 3 days, but...) the light was pretty nice, and the fog was actually looking soft and pretty rather than sci-fi eerie, like it had been earlier. (Did any one read or see Stephen King's 'The Mist'?...  I thought of it often! And it was very good by the way).

So once the boats and gear were up the bank, and the tents pitched, even though I'd lost some of the good light, and wished I'd started taking pix earlier, I still managed to get some pretty decent ones, the slight soft mist settling in nicely amongst the dead wood, fish jumping causing ripples, and the subtle colour of the setting sun just seeping through... and then the mist lifted and drifted away to just hang in the far trees...





So after a tin of cold soup and some chocolate pudding, we are sat on a log typing these updates, enjoying the somewhat warmer temperatures, but also lamenting the temperature and humidity that is allowing bloody mozzies to be here and bother us again! At least we should get a good nights sleep as it is warmer and quieter than we've known for a while.

Hoping for a clearer day tomorrow, we will push on south... and by lunch, we should have well less than 500 miles to go!

RWK.
Misty.

 

Entry #41. December 21st 2008. 
Fast currents and freezing conditions.

Well, the paddling for the past few days has been a somewhat mixed bunch in that it is not the most exciting with little in the way of entertainment whilst paddling, but the current, for the most part, has been running hard so we have managed just over 150 miles since leaving Greenville, 3.5 days ago.

Well, just after packing up the computers after the last entry at Kentucky bend, Kev went down to the beach for the nights bathroom break. In the darkness, all I heard was a loud crashing noise and a large yell from him, so I thought he'd fallen down the bank. Nothing so simple. It was a renegade beaver, facing off against him! He'd startled it, and with no-where to go, it charged at him! Yelling, he managed to halt its charge and it ran away. Shame I didn't get it on film!
With enough excitement for the night, we turned in, both pleased with the considerably warmer night we were sleeping in.

The sunrise the next morning was pretty fantastic, but the clear water and calm conditions didn't last as long as we'd have liked.


As said in the last entry, fog has been a new, not-so-welcome addition to the paddling, and as we got going the next day, it was still spread out over the river in the bends, making large patches of the river impossible to see through.
Plus, the wind was picking up again, making some sections quite a mission to paddle along. The navigation buoys were only too easy to miss as we paddled along, so we were straining the senses to see and hear our way along.



By mid morning, the fog had finally cleared and we were able to make slightly better time. The hot blasts of air were strange to deal with. Although welcome at first, as they meant generally warmer paddling conditions, the alternating cool and warm breezes started to make my head hurt, and the heat-haze shimmering over the surface of the water made it hard to see what was on the horizon.
After battling the chop and the wind, we stopped for lunch on a sand bar, and with the wind still blasting down the river, had our sandwiches full of, well, unfortunately, sand. Nothing like a crunch gritty lunch! We packed up, and just as we were putting back in, like a switch had been flipped, the wind just died. Dead. Gone.
So the afternoon was a much better affair, with the remaining miles covered (seemingly) much quicker. We did just over 41 miles, so were pretty happy to stop, somewhat later than usual at around 5 pm and set up camp for the night. Again it was quite warm so we didn't bother with a fire. For the first time on sand, I set my tent up using the huge yellow plastic stakes I'd got in Memphis. We'd used them a few times to hold out the vestibule on the THUNDERDOME, but this was the big test, to see if they'd hold up with the tension required to keep my tent up... and they worked a treat. This also was our first night in our last state, Louisiana, having left Arkansas behind earlier in the day.
For a while, it was wonderfully clear, the stars filling the sky, but it wasn't long until the fog drifted back in, bringing with it some light rain, so we both retired to our tents and made some phone-calls whilst eating our tins. I had loaded up a few video podcasts before I left Singapore, and at last I got around to watching them which was a pretty good way to unwind... but the long hard windy paddle in the morning had taken its toll, so we both ended up turning out the lights well before 9 pm!

After a pretty solid sleep, very warm at 17 degrees, we got up to see the water had risen quite a way since the previous evening. I'd shoved a stick in at the water line the night before, and by the time we were putting in the next morning, it was 6 feet out and was about 6 inches wet. Seeing the rise, and probable faster current, we were hoping for a day of light winds and easy paddling. It turned out to be a day of all or nothing, in that we would spend an hour or two battling along into a stiff headwind, barely making 2 mph, then round the bend to total dead-calm water, but fast current, clipping along at 7 to 9 mph... then back into slogging into the wind again.

This continued for the whole 43 miles we ended up paddling, and as we both came to ponder, it didn't leave either of us all that much to write about for the day... I have realized that for the most part we have both been giving weather reports! I hope that you, dear reader, haven't been too bored with it yet... but as previously mentioned, the weather is the main deciding factor to how our day goes, as much in fun and comfort levels as distance covered.

So anyway, after passing Vicksburg, we paddled along another few miles to our total of 43, looking for a decent place to stop, plenty away from the town, as it was a Saturday night and we like to be well away from the idiot brigade.
We found a sand-bar that had grown into an island, just upstream (well, 10 feet from it) from a wing dam and pulled up there. The light was fading fast and although it was still nice and warm, the southerly wind that had been spanking us most of the day bringing the heat now dropping, setting up in the dark isn't the easiest thing to do, so we hauled the boats up and started to look for a good site to pitch.

That was when it occurred to us that the sand bar was rather low. Very low actually, and the water had already risen 6 inches over night the previous night. Kev got hold of his mum on the phone and she got on the 'net to give us a weather report... the words "Flood Warning" were not exactly what we wanted to hear!
After some careful consideration, looking, measuring and dead-reckoning, we figured we were high enough, and the chances of the river rising 4 feet in the night were slim... but being cautious, we decided to do 2 checks. I set my alarm for 0100, and Kev set his for 0400. We also both stuck some sticks into the sand to see the change in levels and water-line.
Even by the time we'd had dinner, the water was up 2 inches, so we were going to keep a good eye on it. By the time I made my check at 0100, it was up a further 3 inches, and the stick was 6 feet out from the water line. After shoving in another for Kev to check against I hit the sack and managed to get a bit more sleep before Kev did his check. It had come up a bit more, but given it wasn't much, we slept easiest by then, through till 0700.



I had to grab a quick pic of the change, and the stick I am pointing to is the first one that got put in... about 15 feet from the water line!

Even with a colder nights sleep going down to 4 degrees, and with the possible strong winds preying on our minds, we both ended up having a good sleep and so when we woke to a better-than-expected day, spirits were higher than expected as we put in just down from the swirly water at the wing dam. We still got a good spinning around as we pushed off and out, but it was nothing too hard to handle.

Just where we were putting in there was a lot of gnawed-down small trees, evidence of beavers, as well as some decent sized deer tracks... again, something I thought worthy of noting, mostly for the fact it was non-weather related!!

   

     


46 miles later, both of us were pretty happy with how the day had turned out. The forecast strong northerly winds never really materialised, and although the sun was intermittent, it was enough to keep us from being too cold or uncomfortable from the cooler air.

Lunch was good whilst the sun shone, but each time it hid behind a cloud, we had to jig about a bit to stay warm whilst eating. Again, in the pursuit of non-weather related subjects, I took some macro shots of a grasshopper that was sitting on my gloves... a funky-coloured little dude who wasn't camera shy!


We found a suitable place to pull out as it started to get dusky, and after a bit of hauling, got the boats up onto the top of the revetment where it seemed it was being slowly repaired. The ground was quite clear where there had been workers and trucks coming in to deliver the stones for the revetment, so we didn't have much to do to clear away the brambles before pitching the tents.
After a quick easy gathering session, we had a plentiful supply of firewood to ward off the almost-zero chill that was starting, so with brats and 'kraut at the ready, we lit up the fire. I'd found an old milk-crate and Kev had an old bucket, so we were sitting comfy whilst chowing down!
We were both pondering on the day, and what to write about again... both of us were noticing how much of a weather-report we were giving, and had a chuckle about it... it was a pretty uneventful day, but given the fast currents, cold but low wind, and 2 hours of 'podding along at the end of the day, it wasn't bad either. I think at this stage we'd almost both rather have a decent boring day than a wet, windy cold horrible but "eventful" day..!

After dinner, Kev called his Mum again for tomorrows weather report, and to let her know we were OK and that the bad weather didn't happen... she'd been a bit concerned that we were going out that day, given what was supposed to be hitting us... the latest report wasn't that good either, but by now we were both just to the point of feeling "it'll be what it'll be..."

That night it seemed like it was the busiest night on the river ever... barges rumbled past much too often, and again, it turned out we'd camped near a day-marker, so the massive spot-lamps of the barges swept over my very translucent tent all night, the bright lights and the deep bass rumble keeping me plenty disturbed. I must have dropped off properly around 0430, with the cinched-up hood drawn tight over my eyes because when I did wake up and realise my eyes were covered, I peeked out to see much brighter daylight than expected... and it was almost 0700. A slight over-sleep, but I didn't mind because after seeing the wonderful clear blue sky and the sun coming up, it was looking like a potentially awesome day.

We hit the water at 0755 and bagan a long 20 mile straight run, heading into Natchez. Both of us were glad that there wasn't a southerly wind in our faces, but the slight northerly was bitterly cold. Whilst it was behind us we didn't notice it too much, but whilst stopping at the boat ramp in Natchez at 1100 to refill on water and having an early lunch, it was felt only too well.
Paddling in to Natchez, I saw something I'd not have thought I'd see on the side of the Mississippi...



A 'Nodding Donkey' oil well. It turned out that there were quite a few, and all part of the North Natchez Oil Field. It made a change for sure, and gave me something to write about other than the weather!

Something else we both noted was that we were glad to not need to be stopping to fully re-supply in Natchez, given that it was up a very steep hill. I'd seen from my GPS that it was on a steep bluff, but we knew there was a bar (pub) at the top of the boat ramp, run by a friendly paddler, so water wasn't a problem... but yeah, both of us were pleased we didn't have to pull the kayaks up the hill to town:



After we put back in, (I got in OK... madly jumping in, fitting my spray-skirt then shoving back into the chop, but Kev got swamped and wet again, much to his annoyance...) we paddled all the way around the bend and 10 minutes later were in shelter from the wind, and a good 6 to 9 mph current, much happier to be paddling than stood being chilled.

Again, a mostly uneventful afternoon with good current and podding whilst paddling... although we did both take note of a strange isolated cloud formation that looked a lot like roiling waves... so I felt it was worthy of a pic again...



Although there wasn't much in the way of unusual or exciting things to note, we did have a small celebration of the fact that we clocked up our biggest day yet...
Due to the good flat conditions, and the light staying with us longer, we pushed on later into the afternoon, finishing on 55.4 miles in just over 8 hours. It was funny to remember back a few months to the Red River where we spent 11 hours to slog out almost 28 miles, and we were chuffed at that... at the time!

As it was getting fairly dark by the time we had got out and had the boats up the beach and into the trees, we decided to save time and so whilst I gathered wood, Kev set up the THUNDERDOME for both of us for the night. The camp-spot was pretty awesome with flat level ground (or so it seemed at the time!) and the wood was plentiful. Unfortunately, the still air meant we both would periodically get a face-full of drifting smoke whilst we were trying to eat or type, but we survived. The nights sleep wasn't bad temperature wise, in fact it got quite warm, but somehow we'd pitched on a slight hump so both of us were sleeping with our feet and heads lower than our waists... laying like a see-saw was a bit uncomfortable to say the least! The wind began to make significant noises in the trees around 0300, and by the time we got up on the 23rd, and were ready to set off at 0730, it was still not looking good.

The day was another test of endurance, paddling into a strong 20 mph wind with 30 mph gusts... both of us had shooting pains through our shoulders, joints feeling like a 'rusty hinge' as Kev put it. It was a generally lousy day, with little fun to report. We couldn't even use the alternating-sides method to avoid the wind as there were large intakes on the right side of the river that we had to avoid, so we were left with battling along, completely exposed to the wind. We did however make another 'milestone' in that we finally entered our last state... Louisiana. And by entered I mean that the river turned fully into the state, leaving the state of Mississippi, which had been to our left, behind.
taking a small drifting break as we passed some moored barges (which mercifully gave some shelter from the wind) Kev took a pic as I passed under the bow of one, showing just how darn big they are when you get close!


After battling hard swirling choppy currents for most of the day, the last bed we got to was a total mess of whirlpools, undertows, rips and general turbulance that had us both paddling like the clappers trying to avpoid getting spun or dragged into the bluffs to the left... eventually, after fighting through the mess, we started turning onto a long calmer straight as the evening grew dark, the water finally settled down allowing us to 'enjoy' the last few miles as we began the search for a place to stop.
Around 5 pm, we pulled into a drift-wood strewn beach and after a quick recce of the woods up above, we unloaded the gear and made a few trips up to our chosen camp spot, arms and shoulders protesting for a break!
Just as we arrived in camp with the empty-ish boats, which still felt WAY too heavy, it decided to rain. We did a mad fast head-lamps-not-bright-enough set up of our tents, and sure enough, once they were up, the rain stopped.

Both of us were pretty wrecked, but given that it was very warm, neither of us were ready to go to sleep too early.
With only about 10% battery life, Kev decided to forego the updating and went for a walk, so I got down to some more typing and photo editing. The rain came and went a bit though the evening, but didn't really amount to much and given that we were a good way from the river, the barges didn't really disturb us much at all.
As I was settling down to sleep, arms and shoulders still creaking and sore, I thought I'd give them a bit of a stretch, so lay back with my arms up and my hands behind my head.
I must have drifted off for 30 minutes or so, but when I woke up, I found I couldn't move! Agony! I was seized right the heck up, so using some serious brain-power, somehow managed to roll and wiggle my seized arms back down... Strewth, we need some rest!

But given that we have just over a week to go, I reckon we can suffer it a bit more and get this thing done!



Entry #42. December 26th 2008.
Paddling into a White Christmas!


Christmas Eve Morning, Mississippi River LA, 2008.

Well, we had to get into the spirit of the season, so having purchased our $2 Santa Hats in Greenville, we felt Christmas Eve was the time to start wearing them!

After a good quiet sleep high up in the woods, we woke later than expected, crawling out into the fairly steamy misty morning at 0700. The gear got packed up as usual and rather than start the day with sore arms, we did the few trips to the beach with gear before hailing the boats down. Once packed and ready to paddle, we took the seasonal pics and got ready to put in... just as the fog started to roll in thickly again!

Two barges were passing as well, so rather than get swamped by their wake as we put in, we hung for 5 until the swells calmed down, then put in to paddle along the shoreline for an hour or so, hoping the fog would clear so we could start to make some better miles.


After a while it was clear enough that we could power ahead, but the rain had started to threaten us. It would sprinkle enough to warrant putting on the jackets, but sure enough, stop 3 minutes later. This went on for about an hour, becoming quite annoying. Eventually, we both just left our jackets on, over our PFDs and would just unzip or zip up and hood up as needed.

We passed a huge gathering of pelicans sat on a sand bar. None of them were moving, so I was just deciding
whether to get my camera out or not, as usually they take off before I have the chance... Typically they sat there for another minute or so as I drifted past, so just as I thought I would dig out the camera, they took off... However, Kev was a short way behind me, and with his camera more easily accessible, he'd already taken it out, and was ready to get the great shot he did:


We passed a large power station (the Cajun Power Station) with huge moorings to where the barges would pull up to unload coal. Both of us assumed that the huge moorings would be filled with concrete and would be rock-solid, but looking at mooring #17, it appeared to not be the case... #17 had had a bad day at some stage in the past, and was looking somewhat worse for wear, probably being on the losing end of a altercation with a wayward barge!



As we passed the power station, both of us were wondering about stopping for lunch, but given that the sun was still not quite out regularly, and it was still drizzling, we both had a feeling that once we stopped, we'd get poured on... so we decided to have a couple of energy bars and paddle on a bit more.
20 minutes later, with more heavy fog just rolled in, the heavens opened with torrential rain. It LASHED down, the roar of the rain on the river drowning out all other sounds. We both peeked glances at each other to the side every few seconds, but looking up and ahead was almost impossible, the wall of water stinging our faces and eyes. Visibility was down to less than 30 feet. We stuck close together and to the right side shoreline, hoping it would end soon. After about 30 minutes, both of us completely drenched, the rain finally let up and we could see a bit more, although the fog was still drifting thickly in and out.
Ready for a hot shower, we were hoping to be able to make a huge day (56 miles) of it and get into Baton Rouge that evening, so decided to totally forego lunch and upped the pace even more to try and get the last 20 miles done before it got too dark.

Almost like it was meant to test us, the fog rolled back in and out, sometimes thick, sometimes thin, but enough to test our nerves and senses to the max. Every noise was suspicious, but as we were straining our eyes and ears for the sight and sound of the water running around the cans, showing us where we were in the channel, the unmistakable rumble of a barge drifted over to us. Pausing for a second to figure out where it was, we realised it was ahead of us, so cut right slightly, to ensure we were out the channel again. Through the fog, we could both just make out the sunlight glinting off something long, high and moving, and as we paddled on a bit more, the fog suddenly cleared and there, silhouetted in the bright sunlight, was the barge just ahead of us. Even though we were plenty clear and had played it correctly cautiously, it was still somewhat nerve-wracking!



As we'd previously experienced, town was a short distance (probably about 3 miles), from us as the crow flies, but the river took us 5 miles away, then 5 back, in a huge long narrow hair-pin bend.
The 7 miles more was enough that we didn't quite make it to Baton Rouge that night. We got on the home straight, paddling hard along the back side of the hair-pin, hoping to out-race the setting sun, but as we got within 2 miles of the land-mark bridge we were aiming for, the fog rolled in, thick as pea-soup, and safe navigation became a problem.
We did however get some fantastic photos of the sunset as we were making our way in though...





So Christmas Eve wasn't spent in the comfort of a motel... but in the wonderfully named steamy damp smelly 'comfort' of Devils Swamp.



Video Still of Kev, about to set up his tent in Devils Swamp!

Typically, 20 minutes after we found the beach at Devils Swamp to pull in at and set up our tents, the fog cleared, and we could see the bridge, clear as anything, 1.5 miles away across the river. Half an hour earlier, we could only just see the moored barges we were paddling past that were 30 feet away! By then though it was dark, so we just pulled up a log and sat down for dinner, wondering if there were any alligators wandering around... it seemed very much like visiting Yoda I thought! Except Yoda didn't have huge barges sitting 100 feet away or 3 hours being loaded up, engines rumbling all the time!

Even still, we did get some decent sleep, my brain now seemingly able to tune out the low frequency of the barges
engines enough that I wasn't too disturbed during the night.

The next morning, we got up and made a fast exit from camp to get across the river whilst the fog was clear... of course, just as we were about halfway there, it rolled in thick yet again. There was a lot of traffic, not just barges any more either, but ocean-going tankers too. The smell of oil was thick in the air, mostly from all the refineries we were paddling past.

As Kev wittily noted, we were actually experiencing a "White Christmas"... it just was white fog, not snow!
By 0845, it was swirling in, sometimes terribly thick, other times not too bad, but the boat traffic was increasing... we could hear and feel the barges pass us by, but couldn't see them most of the time. Ahead of us, around a huge refinery pipeline mooring, we could just see a lot of moving lights and activity... but only just. They for sure wouldn't see us... they'd not even know if they'd squashed us, so we decided to err on the side of caution and paddled right alongside the bank, under and behind the moorings, sneaking by on the inside.

 



Sliding along the bank, behind all the moored barges, we were safe and covered a few miles easily... until we reached a barge which had its butt jammed up against the bank. Luckily, it also happened to be a barge that had a bow (some are square at both ends), and the bow was against another bow... giving us a tunnel to paddle through.





We eventually found a decent place to get out and so after hauling out the boats, strapping them on the wheels and rolling along empty streets 4 miles through Port Allen (across the river from Baton Rouge), we have stopped for Christmas at the (annoyingly) WiFi-less Super-8 Motel.

This was not before we'd had more amusement as we tried to find a motel to begin with... The first place wanted over $100 a night, so whilst I waited with the kayaks, although a bit grubby, but certainly not looking like a vagrant, Kev trotted over the street to the Best Western, to see what rates they had. Unfortunately, he made the mistake of going there via the back way... at which point, maybe he did look like a vagrant as the manageress stuck her head out and yelled at him " Yoo hav-ta get oudda here, yoo tresspassin'.." to which Kev replied he was just taking a look at the place.

That didn't seem to register as she again said he was "trespassin' and had bedda get oudda heer". Patiently, Kev said he was actually thinking of getting a room here, to which she yelled back "You gawn-be spendin' da night in Port Allen jail!"... so he decided to just beat feet and that's when he came back and we rolled on down to the Super-8.



Kevs good buddy Ken called us up, and not wanting us to spend Christmas alone in a motel room, was amazingly kind and drove 50 miles from where he lives in Lafayette to take us home for some good old Southern Cajun hospitality and food! We got to check email and send a few quick replies too... I have to apologise to Jim for not getting the fantastic bear story quite right... I should hve used my voice recorder to get it 100%... So I have amended the details to be correct... so to jump back and re-read it, click here!

The shrimp and crab gumbo was awesome, so after getting to meet all Kens family and relos, tell a few stories, drink a few beers, do laundry (the motel doesn't have that either!) and eat more great food, he dropped us back here last night.

After a great breakfast at the motel (it did have that... with Krispy Kreme donuts too!) we have wandered the 4 miles to Walmart to resupply this morning, (after walking over a damn narrow busy highway bridge... pic below!) and are now about to head out to 'borrow' some Wifi from another motel, as well as dine like kings at Taco Bell.



So as Kevs belly is rumbling, just like mine, I will save this now and get on out... We reckon we have about 5-7 days left to paddle, and we will have DONE IT!
We hear we may have to contend with the Coast Guard who may try to prevent us going futher south than New Orleans, but we reckon we will either not see them at all, or will be able to convince them that after 2500 miles, we're not out day-tripping!

So until next time... probably having nearly completed this mammoth adventure...

RWK
(Almost) DONE!



Entry #43. December 29th 2008.
Rain stopped play

OK, so things stopped going according to plan by the evening..!
We got back from Walmart and got into the updates, as I'd said above... but after that, things kind of went slightly pear-shaped. We went to Taco Bell, both looking forward to the weighty feed that is the Stuft Grilled Burrito. Maybe it is my accent, or maybe they just plain didn't listen, but I ended up with Burrito Supremes... Good as they are, it wasn't what I wanted, but given that it already had taken 15 minutes to get them, I couldn't be bothered taking them back. Kev also had the wrong order, so we assumed it wasn't us, but the dopey staff. He did end up geting the right order brought to him, but it took a while.

Although it wasn't perfect, it was a decent feed, so with full tums we headed off next door to the Quality Inn. The nice lady at reception had no problem with us sitting in the fancy lounge to use the wifi, so we were set! At least Kev was... He got on the 'net fine, but for some reason, although I had a full signal, my MacAsus just wouldn't connect.
I went over the road to 2 other motels and had the same darn problem... The only thing I could think of was that either somehow overnight, my computer had gone screwy, or that the local server just didn't like Linux. So that is why this update is somewhat late in actually getting posted!

So anyway, we left Baton Rouge with high spirits, the day looking to be a great one, many miles to be paddled in sunny joy. How wrong we were! Much like many others who mistake the weather away from the river as being the only weather there is, (and we should know better!) after another solid breakfast, (although we missed out on the donuts this time...) we left the motel to mostly blue skies with only the odd cloud about, and rolled down a few hundred yards to the inner canal that was running behind the motel. Unfortunately, the wind was picking up, but after a steep slide down the bank we got away pretty well, both pleased with the quick and easy set off we'd achieved. (and that we didn't have to wheel back 3 miles, but could paddle it instead and not lose paddle-ground).

It didn't last long however, because the wind started to gust hard pretty much as soon as we were paddling away, and just to really try our patience, it even started to rain a bit.

Making our way the 3 miles back to the Mississippi, we got somewhat wet from paddle-spray so were both ready to put on our jackets once we got into the Port Allen lock, which would (for the first time for us) be lifting us up 15 feet to the level of the big river!
The lockmaster advised us that once we were up and he opened the gates, we'd be hit with some pretty stiff wind, and he wasn't wrong.
Paddling out the last part of the canal was a mission, and it really became a slog once we turned south into the river proper. The waves were pitching us up and down a good 3 to 4 feet again at times, and passing one tug boat, moored at the side of a bunch of barges, the looks on the faces of the crew said it all... Yeah, we must be nuts, we know!
At least it was warm, which meant although we got plenty wet from waves and spray, we dried out fairly quickly... only to get soaked again... but it was better than freezing.

Toughing it out, we thrashed our way along another few miles, gradually getting more and more shelter whilst following the large bend around to the left. Once we were paddling along in calm waters again, the day started to seem much nicer, and taking a drfiting break, munching down a few bars, we clipped along, albeit sideways, at a nice 3.5 mph.

The likelyhood of thunderstorms had been forecast and with the darkening horizon, it was looking more and more of a certainty, so we decided by 4pm to pull it in and find a well-sheltered campsite.
Pickings were a little slim, with just light foliage around us, but we managed to pull in to a sandy cove that had a large sand-bank covered in decent-sized greenery that would enable us to pitch down behind it all, and be out of the prevailing wind.
Once we'd leveled out our sites, set up tents, and having covered up as best as possible from the sandflies and mozzies, we had out usual tin-o-soup, watched some barges and tankers glide by in the dark, then sat down to watch a movie for a change...
It was only a short day of 16-odd miles so we were hoping that the thunderstorm would blow themselves out that noight so we could make good miles in the forecast nice weater the next day... Given that it was still a nice evening though, we were worried that the rain might not arrive until tomorrow, and we were right.

We spent all the next day pinned down in out tents... It sucked BIG TIME! The rain was mostly unrelenting, stopping only every few hours for 5 to 10 minutes, but when coming down, it was heavy and noisy complete with booming thunder and flashes of lightning. It started at 4 am, and other then the short breaks, during which we both jumped out our tents to move around and stretch our legs, it didn't let up until very late that night.
By lunchtime, we were both in the early stages of cabin-fever so I joined Kev in his tent for lunch and brought my computer again so we managed to have a bit of time slip by whilst watching Fargo until my big battery got low.

Kev hadn't seen Fargo, and I hadn't seen it in a while, certainly not since passing through Minnesota, so hearing the accents and all the local references were much more appreciated this time... we got an especially big laugh at one point where 2 girls say where they are from... Chaska and Le Seuer, both towns that we paddled through. We even stayed the night in Chaska, so that was funny.

During one of the brief breaks in the rain, I did some tent-site alterations, digging a trench in the sand either side of my tent so the rain wouldn't splash up under quite so much. Also, I'd discovered a tiny thread hole was leaking at the top of my tent, so managed to spot-seal it with the trusty old tube of well-travelled silicone I still had. And that was about all the action that took place that day.
We both have a very detailed knowledge of what the ceilings of our tents look like, having layed there and stared at them for hours at a time wishing I had a book. I did do some draining of my iPod battery though, very pleased I had some episodes of Mythbusters on it!
Not the most enjoyable or productive day, but given the awful weather, it was the wiser decision.




At some stage during the night, I woke to realise that there was no rain belting down, and feeling more relaxed with that knowledge drifted back of to a solid sleep, waking to the alarm at 0600. The day was looking to be a good one with flat-calm water and zero wind so we were keen as to get paddling. All packed and floating by 0720, we got into it, rounding the bend and passing by the town of Plaquemine by 0820, and by the sunken boat pictured above. The clouds had fully cleared  and the sun was beginning to warm up quite a bit. We were both really starting to look forward to a good days paddle.
When it's a day that you can paddle sans-shirt, it must be a good day. Covering a decent 50 miles too, it certainly was!
We both topped up the slightly-fading tan whilst we clipped along, moving around the many barges, tugs and tankers we came across.
There were quite a few tugboat captains that paused to say Hi and ask what we we were doing, and many of the boats, even the really big loaded up ones, even dropped their engines as they approached or came past us, reducing the wake they put out. Most considerate we thought. It seemed to be the general rule for all vessels to show consideration to each other, but for them to bother with us was pretty cool.

I managed to demonstate how NOT to get out of your kayak when we stopped for lunch. We'd done the usual mad paddle-dash up to the bank to beach ourselves but it wasn't a gently sloping sandy bank, but a steeply dropping off muddy one. Once my nose was on the bank, I stood up to hop out, only to have my boat start to slide back and teeter-totter on the keel. Deciding to "Eject Maverick, Eject!" I attempted to jump for the bank rather than fall in sideways, but only succeeded in shoving my boat out more backwards, rather than me forwards. So I ended up in the water up to my waist. Oh well, that's why we wear quick-dry shorts I guess! Everything dried out whilst we had lunch and other than a passing barges' huge washing wake coming up the bank causing us to dash to pull the kayaks up further, it was quite quiet and restful.


We paddled along the rest of the afternoon without problem, just keeping an eye on what was behind us, especially the tankers as they are surprisingly fast and quiet. And BIG.

As the sun was starting to become very photo-worthy, sitting on the horizon, we found a nice shelly beach behind some moored barges and pulled up there for the night. It was right on the inside of the bend and right on the 50-river-mile mark. My GPS said we'd actually paddled 48-odd miles, but given the slight short-cuts we'd taken twice, paddling behind some islands created on some bends, it had shaved off almost 2 miles for us.

As usual, we carried each kayak up the beach and found a decent level spot, complete with patches of grass, and set up the tents. The sun was dropping fast so before the sunset was all gone I grabbed a few snaps before we got some firewood together as the cold was coming in as fast as the sun was leaving.




It was a wonderfully clear night with Mars, Jupiter and a billion stars all out on show. After soup by the fire we sat and typed some updates, loving the fact that the smoke was keeping away the sandflies and mozzies. By the time we came to turn in though, both our tents and the kayaks were soaked in a heavy dew so it looked to be a bit of a damp night, and it was.  There was absolutely no breeze at all, the air was totally still. Woithout any breeze, all the moisture inside my tent was condensing on everything. Waking at 0200, my sleeping bag was covered in droplets of water, looking like I'd been laying under a garden sprinkler. I covered myself with my speed-towel and pinned back the vestibule fully to get any chance of air circulation and it must have worked: by the time I woke up at 0600, I was almost dry again. My tent was still soaked though so we packed up the gear and put our wet tents in plastic bags before stowing them away.

Sliding in down the shells was easy, and we set off into the rising sun, the sky already a deep blue. Other than avoiding the barges and tankers we kept a look out for, it was a good mornings paddle. The flow was good and we moved along at a decent pace, both enjoying the calm warm conditions...and both feeling they were long overdue!

We stopped for lunch again on a small beach where all the gear was spread out everywhere to dry. I pitched my tent quickly too, and by the time we'd finished eating, everything was nice and dry again. Leaving our lunch spot, we passed by some tankers that were at anchor, so I paddled right over up against one so Kev could snap a size-comparison shot... and yeah, they're big alright!



I'm right next to the anchor chain on the left!

Kev had a buddy who was working in Guang Zhou, so as the ship I was at the front of was from there, I got a pic of Kev under the name and location, at the back... but quite a way from the back... Even at anchor, it is wise to avoid a propeller at any time, let alone one that is 3 times the size of our kayaks!



The afternoons paddle was good, although there were a few times when it got a little hairy, as we had to dodge in between a number of large vessels, all of which seemed to come at once. Earlier, just after lunch, we paddled past the enormous barge-moving barge called the Giant 3. It had about 20 barges stacked up on it, as well as a tug boat. I got a few pix naturally... and a bit later in the day, it came past us again... Just as a huge tanker was coming up behind us too... It decided to just cruise past the Giant 3, overtaking it on the outside which wasn't so bad, but we also had 4 tugs and barges spring up around us at the same time!

We had the Giant 3 and a tanker passing on the left, 2 tugs pushing barges in towards us ahead, to our right a third tug and barge, and a fourth tug coming up behind us on our right to aid the incoming ones! We paddled like mad and just aimed for the gaps. Again, the tug captains are very good at what they do, and were quite courtious, allowing us the space and time needed and no angry horns were blown, but it was still not the best situation to be in when you are like a tiny matchstick compared to huge logs, bobbing about on the water.





There were a few more skippers and boat crew that called out or chatted to us... one said "We had better know how to swim", and then after hearing what we were doing said "120 miles to go, good luck!"...

As we were beginning to look for our nights camp-spot, the fog began to roll in again so we hugged the left bank, going under some of the piers and pipelines. Passing a moored barge, some of the crew were smoking outside so called us over for a chat. Again, we told them our story and were kindly asked if we needed anything, but given that we didn't we said bye and paddled on a bit further to a small area of trees, hoping it would be a good place to stop.
It was a great spot shelter wise, with a nice little level clearing just under some low trees, and well surrounded on all sides so we felt quite safe and cosy set up there.
Unfortunately, it wasn't the quietest spot we'd ever found, and all night we were both treated to the banging and clanging of barges being shackled and tied together, the roar of the huge turbo-diesel engines on the tugs, and the constant beeping and rumbling of the factory opposite.
All of these sounds are almost non-apparent whilst busy, but as soon as we put our heads down, they seem to become an orchestra of noise.
It wasn't the most restful nights sleep ever had, but given that I left my tent open all night, at least it was fairly dry when we packed up. We were up early, intending to make another good day of it, having done another solid day prior, so we wanted to keep up the 48-50 mile average we'd managed. It was a little dark still as we waited behind the little trees above the water, so whilst the light was creeping in enough for us to out in, I grabbed a quick pic of the factory lights through the trees before setting off on the last day of 2008.




Entry #44. January 13th 2009.
Victory is ours!

OK, so it is a bit late coming, but it has been a busy past 10 days! We have finished the journey and have had some great R-n-R down in Lafayette and after travelling back to NYC on the Amtrak, staying with Kev for a day, then flying back to Minneapolis, I am about to head home to Singapore today.

So I am gonna go back 2 weeks to new years eve, and finish the updates... here we go!

We got away from the campsite as the light was just enough to paddle in by 0630. Almost like going full circle, like up in Canada, we were walking the boats out into the water through the mud, trying to get away from the mosquitoes as quickly as possible... and it was reasonably warm!

As there was still a good covering of fog, we decided to hug the bank to the left again, sheltered from the other river traffic by the ranks of moored barges alongside us to our right. As we put in, a tug was on the other side of the barges, and must have seen us putting in as 5 minutes later he came roaring up against the barge next to us. The crew came running out over the barge to speak to us. It seems they felt it was unsafe for us to be paddling along back there between the moored barges and the bank... "Yo yo, check it out... s'like we have these shear cables, right? And they're not safe right..?" was the comment of one of the deckhands, complete with multiple 'street' hand gestures... The Captain also said it was a 'restricted security area'... as well as a few other things about security, safety and the like.

To be honest, neither of us quite got exactly what they were on about, between the strong southern accent and the street, 'home-boy' slang, but we think they were just trying to look out for us, feeling that the cables mooring the barges to the shore could be dangerous should one break and hit us. The likelihood of that happening, versus being hit by a boat in the thick fog, seemed low, but given that by then the fog was almost clear, we just said thanks and paddled out into the channel.

The sun was just cracking the horizon as we got out into the faster moving water, passing by quite a few huge tankers sat silently waiting at anchor, oblivious to the two small plastic tubs that were paddling on by.



We started off paddling in a northerly direction but as we rounded a bend, heading more easterly, we started to get hit by the brisk wind that was springing up so we both wrapped up in our jackets to keep the spray and chill off as we headed onwards towards New Orleans.

The local pronunciations of places have been fun, and this was no different. Some people say " New Or-lee-ons", in the French style of saying it, others may say "New Or-leenz", and both separate the 2 words, but the local way of saying it that we tried to adopt was as one word, more like "Norleans".

With the city in view, we were getting hit by some stiff winds again so hugged the side of many of the parked barges, getting as much shelter as possible before cutting across the bends to save some distance as well as get the better shelter provided by the banks. One barge in particular caught my eye for the unusual object proudly sitting atop it... which I can only assume was there for amusement purposes only... and if so, it served its purpose as I got a laugh out of it:



Yes, that's a mail-box on a post!

We managed to have a pretty good paddle right around the dock area of the city and paddle along towards the main area and the French quarter without being hindered by any vessels or wind, although the current was almost nothing, so we weren't going all that quick. It didn't matter though, as we were too busy looking at things and taking pictures. Passing a warehouse we looked up at some blazes of bright colour that had caught our attention, and found it was where a lot of the Mardi Gras costumes were stored. Typically, neither of us took any pictures of it, but it would have been hard as they were almost right above us, up 30 feet on the dock side. We did however get some shots of the huge twin bridges that we'd later be driving over once we'd finished...




Paddling along, I looked at my watch and  noted that although it was 0930 where I was, Singapore would be just 30 minutes away from welcoming in the new year, so I silently raised to toast to my mates over there, hoping whatever they were doing and wherever they were, they were all having a good, safe time...

As we'd hoped, once we got around the city and south of it, the current picked up and the weather remained decent so we paddled on hard, really going for it to make some big miles.

Contrary to the oh-so-reliable info we were given waaaay back in Keithsburg from a local dip-stick barfly, we did actually manage to paddle on south of New Orleans. The alcohol-fuelled sage had duly informed us, 100% sure in his knowledge, that we would in fact, not be able to go any further than the city because we were not allowed to do so. Quite why, he failed to mention, but we were not all that surprised to find out he was incorrect!

We'd also heard that we may run into the Coast Guard, as they might want to stop us from paddling on further south, especially down the South Pass to the ocean... Most likely to prevent inexperienced day-trippers from getting themselves into trouble, but we both felt confident that they would see we were nothing of the sort. As it happened though, we never saw them at all...

By late afternoon we found a possible camp-spot, but given that we still had a good hours worth of daylight, we were both keen to push on. We could see on my GPS and Kevs maps that there looked to be a possibly good area 9-odd miles ahead, so knowing we'd be paddling in the dark, we hugged the bank, but clipped along at a decent rate.

As the sun was setting, with rainbows and plane-trails criss-crossing the sky, I realised that this was the last sunset of 2008 that we'd see, so we both stopped to take a few pictures.





It was getting on towards 7 pm, and the bright orange sodium lights of a huge factory were helping light up the river by the time we were reaching our planned spot, but the fog had decided to roll in again so we hugged the bank even tighter, staying well out of the way of the much larger vessels we could hear and feel coming past us.
As we got near to where we were hoping to stop, I had to strap my big torch on the front of my boat and peer through the white beam, trying to see where the stones of the revetment ended, and where we could get out onto land.

Spotting the end of the rocks, we swung in behind them to a small sheltered bay-like area, and I nosed my boat up onto the land. The fog was drifting in still a bit, and although we are told that alligators are unlikely to be in the area, I wasn't taking any chances. I was quite sure that if I'd seen one and it wanted to try and dine on me, I'd quite likely have been the first person in history to have beaten an alligator to death with a kayak paddle! My argument was that although we're told they're not found around that area, did anyone tell the alligators that? Luckily, there was no need to show any Mr Chompys the rough-end of my paddle so we pulled the boats out and set up, looking forward to a more peaceful nights sleep than we'd had the previous 3 nights.

It was very nice and quiet, save for the distant sounds of fireworks and the odd gunshot ringing out, but there was nothing like the noise of industry and barges that we'd had the past few nights. We both used the time to think about a few other things we'd noted as we paddled...

  • When we are very close to a vessel, no-one wants to talk to us, we might just get a wave.
  • When we are a hundred yards away, people want to chat with us, often yelling over the noise of their engines!
  • Tankers are HUGE, they are the biggest thing out there although they make the least noise and wake, and move the fastest. Scarily fast!
  • Noisy little tugs create a huge wake that bowls us all over the show.
  • Unladen tankers sit very high out of the water, and their propeller is often exposed, churning and chopping away in  a scary display of power that must be avoided!
  • Tankers have strange pictures on their bows, although we figured them out... The upside-down 'P' is to indicate (probably to tug pilots) that the tanker has a bulbous bow point, and the little X in a circle it that it has bow thrusters. It took a moment to get the bulbous bow profile icon though!

   

Bow and thruster icons, bow thruster icon and exposed thruster, and me at the bulbous bow!


The new year was begun early, water passing under the kayaks by 0630, both of us riding the large gentle swell of a passing tanker as we took pictures of another approaching in the first sunrise of 2009.


The first sunrise of 2009.

We had a bit of a headwind to battle into, making the first few hours a little tiring and slower than desired, but we did have some amusement, noting down the names of some of the tankers... There must be a little bit of the 'lost in translation' thing going on, because many had just plain odd or funny names, sometimes with the original spelling or oriental characters above... we had the "Expander", the  "Eagle Phoenix", the "Mega Donor" and the "Giant Glory" to name just a few.
I joked that perhaps the Mega Donor was a Greek kebab-carrying ship with a spelling mistake... we had a laugh over that one, but it appeared to be actually called 'Something-Else' Donor, as the "Mega" was freshly painted, covering over something different... maybe "Blood"... but I guess we'll never know!

Another thing we both found ourselves pondering on was just how does a million-ton tanker sneak up behind you?
Apparently, the answer is bloody easily! We were both in the habit of making sure we did a "what's coming up behind us" check every 3-4 minutes just to be on the safe side, as we were busily paddling along in the middle of the channel.
Admittedly, it may have been a bit more like 5-odd minutes since either of us had looked behind, but on the last check, we could see a clear 4-plus miles back and there was nothing there. When we next looked there was a huge tanker bearing down on us, about 500 yards behind! Holy Moly Batman, where the heck did that come from!? We quickly cut river-left to let the behemoth slide on by. I said to Kev that I wondered if they'd seen us at all, and if so, how close would they get before leaning on the horn... He said " A lot closer than we'd care for probably!" and I was inclined to agree...

We just had lunch whilst on the drift, chowing down on a tin of ravioli and some bars before carrying on. There was a bit of light rain in the early afternoon, but nothing long or heavy. It was pretty much the same old stuff as we made our way slowly but surely towards the town of Venice, the usual tankers coming and going, the odd barge or lone tug rumbling past, but it wasn't until we got towards the outskirts of the tiny town that the sameness had a sudden and unexpected loud break.
Billy-Bob Redneck and his little brother had pulled up on the side of the river in their red pick-up truck and as we were paddling towards them we saw big bro throw a bottle into the air,  then little bro whipped out his new Christmas present, a 12-gauge shotgun, and BLAM, blew the bottle to pieces. Then big-bro threw something else into the river and whipped out his new toy, which by the sound of it was a .45, and proceeded to empty the magazine into the water at whatever he'd thrown in there.

Not surprisingly, Kev and I had both subconsciously steered further out away from the bank and stopped paddling, wondering if they'd noticed us. Luckily, it appeared they had, as there was a cease-fire until we'd got about 100 yards past when BAM, BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM... the .45 was out again. Apparently, down south in Louisiana, this is perfectly legal...! Alrighty then!!

Reaching Venice, we pulled into the mouth of the harbour but the traffic was quite heavy and the light was fading. As we both reckoned on having just enough food and water to last us a day or two more, we decided to give the town a miss and get out of the way of the harbour congestion, so paddled about another mile on to a small area of earthy bank that was a bit higher out of the water than anywhere else and had a small beach we could easily get out on. The earthy area we'd seen was the best place to pitch as down behind was swampy, much like most of the 'land' we were going to be seeing from then on. We were hoping that this would be the last nights camping anyway, so made do with what we had. The sand flies and mozzies were pretty bad though, so with rain imminent, we quickly heated up some rice for dinner and jumped into our tents as the rain and fog began to roll in.


At 0400 the rumblings and boomings of thunder woke us up, shortly followed by the heavy drum of rain on the tent fly. By now, too tired and fed up to be bothered by the rain, I just resigned myself to the fact we'd probably be paddling wet all day and managed to drop back off to sleep... but by the time we re-awoke and got up at 0600 the rain had stopped being replaced by a heavy fog. Kev wasn't too impressed with that, but we were lucky that by the time we were sliding the boats into the water, it had started to clear well enough that we could paddle along the riverbank easily seeing quite a few hundred yards ahead. As usual though, I liked the foggy mysterious light that we could see, prompting a few more pix to be taken.





There were quite a number of fishermen heading out for the day, most slowing as they passed us, often with a wave. One chap stopped to chat, and after hearing what we were up to, reckoned on being able to give us a lift back from the end of the South Pass once we'd finished. I wasn't holding my breath, but it was a good potential offer.

The fog stayed clear for most of the rest of the 10 miles but typically, just as we reached the Head of Passes at mile-marker zero, the actual end of the Mississippi, (and where the 3 passes to the ocean meet) the fog bank we could see lingering in the West Pass came rolling right in and completely blocked all view save for 30 yards or so. Less than ideal conditions to be crossing a half-mile of water to the South Pass, especially as the West Pass was plenty busy with huge tankers, tugs and oil rig re-supply boats.




Knowing where we were, and where we had to go in the fog wasn't a problem: my GPS was showing me exactly where we were and had to get to... it wasn't however, showing the boats where we were so as to avoid us. Everything else out there, other than any other paddlers (unlikely!), was a danger to us. The small fishing craft were still buzzing along everywhere quite fast and the huge tankers were still silently creating a gentle rolling wake. We sat bobbing around at the rocky shoreline, hoping the white blanket of mist would clear a bit, or lift completely. Eventually, after about 25 minutes, it cleared enough for us to see the marker buoy to the entrance of the South Pass, and knowing it was about a half-mile away, we reckoned on having enough visibility and time to make the dash. We couldn't hear any other traffic, so after 6 minutes of mad paddling, we pulled up to the relative safety of the buoy and the rocky breakwater it was at the tip of.

The current gently pushed us round and into the pass, so we began to make a bit better time following the reedy edge of the river along, beginning the last 15 miles to the ocean. After 2-3 miles of paddling alongside the reeds and keeping an eye on my GPS screen, I noticed we'd started to paddle out and away from the pass, going almost at 90 degrees to it. I told Kev we were off track, and after a quick map-check, we realised that the bank we'd been following had large gaps in it, opening out to the ocean, and we had paddled through one.
A quick back-track later, we were back on course and decided that as the left-hand-side of the pass was pretty much solid the whole way down with no gaps, hearing no boats we crossed the 1/4 mile channel to the other side. It wasn't long before the fog cleared away and we could see the lighthouse on the horizon some 10 miles further ahead. The sun was shining and the wind was mercifully non-existent, so although pretty tired and keen to be done, it wasn't a bad paddle, slowly making our way along at a steady 4 mph.
As we reached the lighthouse, 1 mile short of the ocean, we met up again with the fishermen we'd spoken to earlier and the offer of a ride back was still there. I wasn't being pessimistic, but I still wasn't holding my breath... Hoping good things would happen though, Kev was quite looking forward to not having to paddle back the 25 miles, against the current, to Venice. We could hear the chatter across the water from another boat... "Yeah, they came all the way from CANADA!"... so the word was out.
The other boat came by to have a quick chat, and after passing over a card, we dug in deep for the last push.

1 mile later, as we reached the ocean, just like 1 last test of our patience, the fog rolled in again. We sucked it up and sat waiting for 10 minutes until it cleared and feeling very pleased with ourselves, seeing oil rigs sitting in the foggy distance, we started paddling out past the end of the rocky breakwater into the part of the Atlantic Ocean that is known as the Gulf of Mexico. After a few minutes and 100-odd yards, Kev said, "Well, do you think we can call it done?"... I said I reckoned we'd gone far enough, as we were bobbing up and down on some decent sized waves, so after a few pix were carefully taken, we spun the boats around and headed on back in feeling pretty happy to be done.

        


2825 miles travelled under our own power since leaving Winnipeg, Canada. Rock on!

Of course, we still weren't actually done, done. We had to get back to Venice, but feeling slightly boosted by our accomplishment, we started the journey back. we stopped at the lighthouse so Kev went up to take some aerial shots as well as some Kev-Kam video for the movie, whilst I took some pix from below.





A combination of being bloody tired and having a current running against us had us slogging out a slow 2 to 2.5 mph paddle speed. It also meant that if we didn't get the lift back, we'd either be spending another night out camping, or getting into Venice by around 11 pm.
Either way, I didn't care as I was just in robot-mode, left-paddle, right-paddle, left-paddle, right-paddle, plodding along.
We saw the guys we'd passed a card to earlier and they said the fisherman who was our possible ride was still out fishing, but would look for us on his way back. It was good news in that we'd not missed him already, so there was still a chance of a beer and a hot meal that night. It wasn't to be though as shortly after, as the light was fading in the day, the fog came back for good, rolling in so thick we could barely see the bank we were following at times.
Some boats did pass us, but if it was our possible ride, we'll never know as we couldn't even see the navigation lights, so there was no way they'd see us, even though I had my strobe flashing, and Kev had his headlamp on backwards, also flashing.
As we paddled on, now both resigned to a full paddle back, one of the rig re-supply boats came through a bit faster than conditions allowed. We could tell it was a re-supply boat from the noisy distinctive engine, and the fact that those boats put out the worst big wake out of all the vessels that pass us. As we stayed close to the reeds, Kev looked over towards me, and I to him... and then he disappeared! As my eyes were frantically trying to focus on something, I suddenly realized I was looking right at a silvery-purple, mercury-like shimmering wall of water, rising up 6 feet above me!!
The wake was being kicked up by the shallower water but luckily my wide-bottomed boat rode it out, Kev suddenly seeing me appear 6 feet above him, as we both rode the sudden but almost invisible wake up and down. Holy crap, that was a scary moment to say the least! At least we got through it, but given that we were still in thick fog and it was dark, paddling into Venice in the moonlight was pretty much now out of the picture. I could see where we had to go by following the path on my GPS back the way we'd come but again it would be crossing the Head of Passes that would be the hard part. It was bad enough in daylight, but I didn't think doing it at night in the fog was wise, so we both agreed that finding a solid-enough patch of land was the best option.
We'd noted such a spot earlier that morning as we had come past the marker buoy so we aimed for that, hoping our recollection of quite where it was would be correct. Of course, I should have marked it on the GPS, but that would have been the clever thing to do...

Regardless, we did find a decent patch and although it required a short walk through the water, given that it wasn't freezing cold, we didn't mind. It was damp and clammy though and it wasn't easy staying dry. Once we'd pitched our tents, we covered up against the sand flies and hunkered down to eat pretty much anything we had left. I was very low on water by now, so decided that it was time (the first time on the trip actually!) to do it real-survivor style and boil up some river water. After collecting a litre of brown water, it was carefully filtered through a pair of old undies (well, they are mine, so I didn't care!) and boiled for a good 3 minutes. Most of it had Wild Berry mix added to it, the rest was used for beef Ramen noodles, and both tasted just fine! Well, the Wild Berry had a slightly earthy taste, but nothing any worse than good old Aussie Bore-water! And no, I never got a bad tummy either...

Coyotes, cows and fog-horns punctuated the quiet of the warm night but we didn't really care as we were both exhausted.

Morning came seemingly fast and was still warm, although the tent was saturated both inside and out. We got up quickly though and after taking down the tents still wet, we had a brief brekky of the last pop tarts and muesli bars, then got the boats ready for the off, both looking forward to knocking out the last 12-odd miles back to Venice and cracking the top off a cold celebratory beer.
The fog was still present and heavy, so we were hoping that in the next hour as we paddled the last 2 miles of the South Pass, it would clear so we would have an easier time of making it across the West Pass.

As the sun came up the grey-white mist of fog was transformed from a soft pink-red into an amazing orange glow, the fog blurring the lines between sea and sky creating the most amazing and unique sunrise I'd ever seen. Of course, I took multiple pictures, and I swear that the images below are exactly as I took them... no after-effects, editing, Photo-Shopping or otherwise, just a low ISO, careful use of the camera settings, and a steady hand...




It didn't take long to get to the Head of Passes, but the fog was still like pea-soup. There were lots of boats out there, the engines echoing all around us, but we couldn't see any of them. We sat at the buoy waiting for about 15 minutes, hoping the fog would clear long enough for us to make the mad dash again. Unlike the day before, we didn't get any break in the fog, so were sat there wondering quite how long we would have to wait, or what to do. The swells we were riding told us that large boats, most likely a tanker or tankers had passed through the West Pass, but we hadn't seen nor heard them. It was a bit of a worry to say the least. Kev considered calling the Coast Guard for some assistance, but we decided against it as we might have ended up just getting in trouble if they had the opinion we shouldn't have been out there.
After around 20 minutes of sitting, waiting and watching, the fog cleared slightly, just enough to see maybe twice what we'd had when we got there... probably only 50 yards or so, but it might have been the best we were going to get. Kev put a call out on the emergency channel, #16, to all vessels that there were 2 un-motorised craft crossing the West Pass, and for all craft to exercise extreme caution... and then we gunned it! Following the path from yesterday in reverse on my GPS, we paddled for all we were worth for the longest and most painful 6 minutes of my life. Feeling the muscles in my left shoulder tear and pop halfway through was not the most enjoyable experience I've ever had, but there was no bloody way I was going to stop!

We got across to the rock wall and were right on the spot we'd left from the day before, so I was really impressed again with the accuracy of my GPS, feeling the $300 I spent in it was worth every cent. Sitting there, safe again, we took a bit of a breather, both very happy that the mad dash was over.
Hugging very tight to the bank we found it not only kept us well out of the way of any other boats, but the slight back eddy meant we picked up speed slightly.
The forecast thunderstorms were still a no-show, much to our relief, and after another 4 hours of paddling we eventually pulled into Venice. The harbour was cloaked thickly in fog again, and there was a lot of large moving vessels in a small confined area. We didn't feel like getting squished and still had a mile or so to paddle to the marina we were meeting Ken at, so we decided to find a place to get out. After a quick dash across the harbour entrance, we found a small shelly beach to land on, got out, and we were done paddlin'! The total on the GPS by then was a nice even figure of 2850 miles. Well, 2850-point-something, but I just remembered the 2850. Not a bad effort, we felt!

We got the boats on the wheels and headed on out onto the road and round the bend, aiming for the marina a mile or so away. Just after we got rolling, Kev stopped for directions, and we got offered a ride by a local guy in his somewhat battered 4x4. There were heavy roadworks going on along the route to the marina and it might have been a bit of a mission to wheel there so we accepted the kind offer, and with the kayaks perched somewhat precariously 8 feet out over the tailgate, Kev and I got in the back to hold the remaining 9 feet down inside the bed of the truck.
One surprisingly fast and white-knuckle inducing, hold-on-for-all-you're-worth ride later, we got to the marina, the kayaks still on the truck... just! Once we unloaded, our good Samaritan burned on out to get some serious fishing done, and Kev went to the store to buy a few beers for us... and right on cue, the bloody-good-bloke that he is, Ken turned up just as we were cracking the beers open so we all had a very welcome, well earned beer together.

After a 3-odd hour drive down to us, Ken then drove us all the way back again to his place in Lafayette, only stopping once for gas and Taco Bell in the southern outskirts of New Orleans. He is a total, complete and utter rock solid dude!!

Kev and I had the most awesome time down there being treated to the greatest southern hospitality you could dream of. We stayed with Kens Mom who looked after us wonderfully, and allowed us to completely take over her garage with all our wet gear, drying out everything. Michelle, Kens other (better?!) half, looked after us amazingly too, cooking up a storm, totally blowing me away with all the amazing southern dishes she made... alligator boudin, crawfish etouffette, sausage and bean stew to name just a few... I am sure I gained 6 lbs in the few days we were there, but man, it was all soooooooo good! Ken also took us to one of his old haunts near his college, a small, old fashioned place that makes another local treat, the Po'Boy. Both Kev and I packed away a full sized one, and damn it was good!

During dinner at Ken and Michelles place, she managed to get me to snort bread out of my nose.. I'd asked her about how to make some Cajun food when I get home, and what spices she puts in the dishes she'd made... As I was part-way through chewing a bit of bread, she got the 'secret recipe' out... a tub of spices called "Slap Ya Mama"... and that set me off, bread spraying everywhere, starting a rather large laughing fit from everyone! Hahahaha!!

So after 3 days of great hospitality and playing the insane bunny games with Ken and his wonderful family on their Wii, plus sampling more amazing food than can be believed, we had to make tracks back to New Orleans. With the boats strapped back on the roof, Ken drove us to the city where we managed to wrap up the boats in cling-film and cardboard and check them in as freight on the Amtrack we were taking back to NYC.


The bags were dropped at the hotel and Ken stopped in the city long enough to have a muffuletta with us, which is another fantastic local treat, (he even took us to the HOME of the muffualetta, Central Grocery!) before sadly, he had to be heading on back home.

Again, a HUGE thank you to Kens Mom, Mrs H, and to Ken and Michelle for looking after us so well... bloody awesome!!

After Ken took off, Kev and I wandered back to the hotel, washed up, and then walked back through the French Quarter to see Bourbon Street... in the pouring rain! We both realised our jackets were no longer as waterproof as they used to be, so we both got a tad wet.. but sitting in the bar watching a bunch of piss-drunk Aussies riding the mechanical bull was a laugh riot, and before long we'd dried out too, so we had a pretty good night out.

At 0600 we had to be up to get to the train station and catch our train...but we had a sleeper carriage, so after brekky on the train, I got a few more zeds in, laying out in comfortable style. We were both very pleased to see that not only were meals included in the trip, but they were top-notch restaurant quality ones too, freshly prepared... so good even, I had to take a picture of the steak dinner.




We were feeling well rested by the time we pulled into New York, the Amtrak being a great way to travel... I loved the fact we could see a lot of nice scenery as we whizzed along,and even better being able to lay doen and sleep well. It took 29 hours, but it was all about the experience.
 
Getting the kayaks through NYC wasn't as bad as we expected, mostly due to the switched on help from Mr Roseen, an Amtrak supervisor at Penn Station who made it a lot smoother than it could have been. Kev went to pick up a rental 4x4 and after a mind-numbingly cold wait, he came back and both of us, with fingers like frozen sausages, strapped the boats on top and got back to his moms place just fine.

I spent a day hanging out with them, and it was great to see his mom and brother again, but then had to be flying away back to Minnesota where I fly out of to Singapore.

I haven't been in snow in a looooong time and being here in Minnesota is great, though whilst the snow is pretty, given that it is MINUS 26 DEGREES CELCIUS!!! I am not going out to play in it!

Well, I think that it's time to wrap up this journal... The big paddle trip, the third leg of Kevins ultra-triathlon, is all done. Finished. Complete.

Over 2800 miles covered by sheer human power... not too bad. I hope you enjoyed following us along on the journey, and we'd love to hear from anyone out there.

I will be off on the PCT with Tom in May, so keep checking back at that website for updates... the first page of the PCT journal is HERE and the on-trail  iPhone 'blog' I created is HERE.

Until then,

It's been real...

RWK

Done!